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->''"Yes, I'm sorry to inform you that your childhood was a lie. And while we're at it, 80's cartoons were mostly 20 minute toy commercials, Coca-Cola invented Santa Claus's look, and you suppressed all those memories from those kid's movies that always had at least one really weird, really scary scene in it. Hey, remember in ''[[WesternAnimation/TheLandBeforeTime Land Before Time]]'' when Littlefoot ventures into dinosaur Hell near the end of the movie? Yeah, that happened. We need to form a support group or something."''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/TerribleWritingAdvice'', "WRITING DINOSAURS"
-->-- ''WebAnimation/TerribleWritingAdvice'', "WRITING DINOSAURS"
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-->--'''{{LetsPlay/Markiplier}}''' on ''{{VideoGame/ULTRAKILL}}'''s first secret level.
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->''"''[[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Pokemon]]'' players, this here is your trigger warning: We're going to talk about Lavender Town. It's [[ShellShockedVeteran the Vietnam of the '90s adolescent]] -- you went there a child and came back a man. A man with despair in his eyes where there used to be joy. Lavender Town greeted you right off with an extremely creepy theme song, which sounded a bit like Jeffrey Dahmer's rap sheet run through an electric piano. It's no wonder the Internet made up an urban legend about kids killing themselves after hearing it."''
-->-- '''{{Website/Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_21001_the-5-most-unintentionally-horrifying-childrens-video-games_p2.html "The 5 Most Unintentionally Horrifying Children's Video Games"]]
->''"this game is already the cutest thing ive literally ever played" (sic)''
->''"'''I TAKE IT BACK THIS GAME IS NOT CUTE ANYMORE'''"''
-->-- '''[[Website/{{Tumblr}} lapislazulihecatia]]''', [[http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/028/700/0aa.jpg commenting on]] ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''
->'''Malcolm:''' Tired of not being able to keep your child under control?...Well, fear not, for we have the perfect solution. Try '80s movies! TheEighties were a time when all kids media wanted to do was scare the shit out of you, and now you can bring their horrendous horrors to your home.\\
'''...'''\\
'''Mom:''' But can't we get in trouble for showing our kids that?\\
'''Malcolm:''' No problem. Most '80s films have a [[UsefulNotes/MediaClassifications PG rating]], but [[SameContentDifferentRating that was back when it actually stood for something]]. Nowadays it stands for "[[AvoidTheDreadedGRating Practically G]]," so you can plead naïve innocence to your cruelty.\\
'''...'''\\
'''Daughter:''' ''[rocking back in forth in TroubledFetalPosition]'' Endless despair. Sadness. '80s, no!\\
'''Mom:''' Will she ever socialize again?\\
'''Malcolm:''' Well, if she does, just show her ''WesternAnimation/WatershipDown''.\\
'''Parents:''' Thanks, '80s movies!\\
'''[[Creator/DougWalker Dad]]:''' What made me a stronger human being will scar my kids for life.\\
'''...'''\\
'''Malcolm:''' '80s movies: making modern media look like pussies for generations!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''''s [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS9E3 review]] of ''Film/{{Labyrinth}}''
->''"A cute little song about sharing.\\
Hard to believe that this is the same movie that involves a dog DYING, coming back, having a freaky nightmare sequence about GOING TO HELL, and then straight-up dying and going to the afterlife PERMANENTLY at the end of the film."''
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g710mN4YNw Youtube comment]] on "What's Mine Is Yours" from ''WesternAnimation/AllDogsGoToHeaven''.
->'''Ant[=Dude=]:''' Woah, okay, giant eye. O-okay. Aw, man, is it shooting ''[[TearsOfBlood blood]]'' at me? That's ''gross''. All right, almost there - got 'em! Oh my ''god'', what?! ''What''?! Oh, man, that is vile! This is ''VideoGame/{{Kirby}}''? Okay. The '90s, man, lemme tell ya. They didn't care.
-->-- '''Ant[=Dude=]''' reviewing ''VideoGame/KirbysDreamLand3''
->[[MemeticMutation Don't let your kids watch it!]]
-->-- '''Robbie Rotten''' in the third season trailer of ''Series/LazyTown'', edited onto various scenes that children may find disturbing.
->So you never met my neighbour's daughter.\\
But please don't despair! Because the time you will meet her...\\
''(turns into her Goner form)''\\
'''...[[VaguenessIsComing is fast approaching]].'''
-->-- '''Clam Girl''', after finishing a True Pacifist run, ''Videogame/{{Undertale}}''
->'''Harry:''' A beautiful bunch of ripe banana\\
'''Chorus:''' Daylight come and me wan' go home\\
'''Harry:''' Hide the deadly black tarantula\\
'''Chorus:''' Daylight come and me wan' go home
-->--'''Music/HarryBelafonte''', "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)"
->''"You can't just turn into a horror game!"''
-->--'''{{LetsPlay/Markiplier}}''' on ''{{VideoGame/ULTRAKILL}}'''s first secret level.
->''"Alright. Uh... I'd say there's a definite, uh, tonal shift at this part of the game. And I've said this in the earlier, uh, parts of this... but towards the end, there's a weird, like, transition of tone here. Like, this entire game has been a bunch of goofs and laughs and a bunch of good times, and like, 'Whoo, we're a bunch of kids and we're saving the world!' But towards the end, it becomes like, 'Eugh, he-hello...' And as soon as this happens, then you know it's all going down the fuckin' drain."''
-->--'''{{WebVideo/Vinesauce}} Joel''' [[https://youtu.be/FY35_JoXYTQ&=3228s talking about]] ''VideoGame/{{EarthBound|1994}}'''s [[TheVeryDefinitelyFinalDungeon upcoming finale.]]
->''haha happy bug game am i right''
->''seriously though tristan what in the world''
-->--'''Jelly Kirby commenting on the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FVt4870JKI music]] for the final area of''' ''VideoGame/BugFables''
->''"Okay let's... [[TemptingFate maybe cover something a little less dark:]] ''Wandersong''. Ah, here we go!"''
->''"...So literally [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt everyone and everything that's ever existed dies.]] Damn, so much for lightening the mood."''
-->-- '''oddheader''' in ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-E54h_nGFQ "10 Strangest Endings in Games Never Meant to Be Found"]]'', before and after covering ''VideoGame/{{Wandersong}}'''s "Bad Ending"
->''"...You want to read something seriously messed up? Go-- Go out and pick up ''ComicBook/GarfieldHis9Lives''. An absolutely bizarre, fucked-up piece of fiction. Half of 'em aren’t funny. They’re just artsy, scary, and disturbing. Why did you do ''Garfield: His 9 Lives'', Jim Davis? Why-- Why did you do that dark, freaky one where Garfield kills that old woman? Y-- You want to see a picture? Look at this."''\\
''[shows a disturbing image of a realistic, feral Garfield]''\\
''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This is an actual picture from the book.]] Hey, nice to see you, Garfield. What’s the matter? You a little agitated? 'Bout to commit murder? Come on, Jim! Your job is to give us yuks! A job you do damn well, make no mistake. That's why ol' Peter's giving you a "get out of jail free" card on this one. But I don’t wanna see another one of those, alright? 'Cause it scared the bejesus out of me, and I had to sleep with my mother for a week!"''
-->-- '''Peter Griffin''', ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
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-->-- '''{{Website/Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_21001_the-5-most-unintentionally-horrifying-childrens-video-games_p2.html "The 5 Most Unintentionally Horrifying Children's Video Games"]]
->''"this game is already the cutest thing ive literally ever played" (sic)''
->''"'''I TAKE IT BACK THIS GAME IS NOT CUTE ANYMORE'''"''
-->-- '''[[Website/{{Tumblr}} lapislazulihecatia]]''', [[http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/028/700/0aa.jpg commenting on]] ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''
->'''Malcolm:''' Tired of not being able to keep your child under control?...Well, fear not, for we have the perfect solution. Try '80s movies! TheEighties were a time when all kids media wanted to do was scare the shit out of you, and now you can bring their horrendous horrors to your home.\\
'''...'''\\
'''Mom:''' But can't we get in trouble for showing our kids that?\\
'''Malcolm:''' No problem. Most '80s films have a [[UsefulNotes/MediaClassifications PG rating]], but [[SameContentDifferentRating that was back when it actually stood for something]]. Nowadays it stands for "[[AvoidTheDreadedGRating Practically G]]," so you can plead naïve innocence to your cruelty.\\
'''...'''\\
'''Daughter:''' ''[rocking back in forth in TroubledFetalPosition]'' Endless despair. Sadness. '80s, no!\\
'''Mom:''' Will she ever socialize again?\\
'''Malcolm:''' Well, if she does, just show her ''WesternAnimation/WatershipDown''.\\
'''Parents:''' Thanks, '80s movies!\\
'''[[Creator/DougWalker Dad]]:''' What made me a stronger human being will scar my kids for life.\\
'''...'''\\
'''Malcolm:''' '80s movies: making modern media look like pussies for generations!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''''s [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS9E3 review]] of ''Film/{{Labyrinth}}''
->''"A cute little song about sharing.\\
Hard to believe that this is the same movie that involves a dog DYING, coming back, having a freaky nightmare sequence about GOING TO HELL, and then straight-up dying and going to the afterlife PERMANENTLY at the end of the film."''
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g710mN4YNw Youtube comment]] on "What's Mine Is Yours" from ''WesternAnimation/AllDogsGoToHeaven''.
->'''Ant[=Dude=]:''' Woah, okay, giant eye. O-okay. Aw, man, is it shooting ''[[TearsOfBlood blood]]'' at me? That's ''gross''. All right, almost there - got 'em! Oh my ''god'', what?! ''What''?! Oh, man, that is vile! This is ''VideoGame/{{Kirby}}''? Okay. The '90s, man, lemme tell ya. They didn't care.
-->-- '''Ant[=Dude=]''' reviewing ''VideoGame/KirbysDreamLand3''
->[[MemeticMutation Don't let your kids watch it!]]
-->-- '''Robbie Rotten''' in the third season trailer of ''Series/LazyTown'', edited onto various scenes that children may find disturbing.
->So you never met my neighbour's daughter.\\
But please don't despair! Because the time you will meet her...\\
''(turns into her Goner form)''\\
'''...[[VaguenessIsComing is fast approaching]].'''
-->-- '''Clam Girl''', after finishing a True Pacifist run, ''Videogame/{{Undertale}}''
->'''Harry:''' A beautiful bunch of ripe banana\\
'''Chorus:''' Daylight come and me wan' go home\\
'''Harry:''' Hide the deadly black tarantula\\
'''Chorus:''' Daylight come and me wan' go home
-->--'''Music/HarryBelafonte''', "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)"
->''"You can't just turn into a horror game!"''
-->--'''{{LetsPlay/Markiplier}}''' on ''{{VideoGame/ULTRAKILL}}'''s first secret level.
->''"Alright. Uh... I'd say there's a definite, uh, tonal shift at this part of the game. And I've said this in the earlier, uh, parts of this... but towards the end, there's a weird, like, transition of tone here. Like, this entire game has been a bunch of goofs and laughs and a bunch of good times, and like, 'Whoo, we're a bunch of kids and we're saving the world!' But towards the end, it becomes like, 'Eugh, he-hello...' And as soon as this happens, then you know it's all going down the fuckin' drain."''
-->--'''{{WebVideo/Vinesauce}} Joel''' [[https://youtu.be/FY35_JoXYTQ&=3228s talking about]] ''VideoGame/{{EarthBound|1994}}'''s [[TheVeryDefinitelyFinalDungeon upcoming finale.]]
->''haha happy bug game am i right''
->''seriously though tristan what in the world''
-->--'''Jelly Kirby commenting on the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FVt4870JKI music]] for the final area of''' ''VideoGame/BugFables''
->''"Okay let's... [[TemptingFate maybe cover something a little less dark:]] ''Wandersong''. Ah, here we go!"''
->''"...So literally [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt everyone and everything that's ever existed dies.]] Damn, so much for lightening the mood."''
-->-- '''oddheader''' in ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-E54h_nGFQ "10 Strangest Endings in Games Never Meant to Be Found"]]'', before and after covering ''VideoGame/{{Wandersong}}'''s "Bad Ending"
->''"...You want to read something seriously messed up? Go-- Go out and pick up ''ComicBook/GarfieldHis9Lives''. An absolutely bizarre, fucked-up piece of fiction. Half of 'em aren’t funny. They’re just artsy, scary, and disturbing. Why did you do ''Garfield: His 9 Lives'', Jim Davis? Why-- Why did you do that dark, freaky one where Garfield kills that old woman? Y-- You want to see a picture? Look at this."''\\
''[shows a disturbing image of a realistic, feral Garfield]''\\
''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This is an actual picture from the book.]] Hey, nice to see you, Garfield. What’s the matter? You a little agitated? 'Bout to commit murder? Come on, Jim! Your job is to give us yuks! A job you do damn well, make no mistake. That's why ol' Peter's giving you a "get out of jail free" card on this one. But I don’t wanna see another one of those, alright? 'Cause it scared the bejesus out of me, and I had to sleep with my mother for a week!"''
-->-- '''Peter Griffin''', ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
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