- Lois Lane (to Clark): I'm not a tour guide and I don't hold hands.Lex Luthor: Say something! (throws a statuette)Superman catches and crushes it.Superman: I'll be watching you, Luthor.— "The Last Son of Krypton"Jimmy (after a Cat Scare): Great. Hold the presses! Olsen gets exclusive on empty broom closet. [hears Superman banging] "S...O...S." No way!Superman: Enjoy yourself?Parasite: You better believe it! All my life, people have been stepping on me. Now I'm the one with all the power!Parasite: Hey, what made you so chatty all of a sudden? [touches him] Someone's here.—"Feeding Time"Brainiac: You are your father's son, Kal-El. Headstrong. Foolish. Easily defeated. And in the end, forgotten.—"Stolen Memories"Lana Lang: I could be your Doctor Watson, your Batgirl!Superman: Definitely not!Lana Lang: Mercy, you're going the wrong way.The curtain slides back, revealing a man.Driver: Sorry. No Mercy tonight.—"My Girl"Lois: What is your grudge against Superman?Leslie Willis: Three things. First, he's never around when you need him (cut to Superman rescuing a falling construction worker) Second, everything's so easy for him. (cut to Superman straining to lift a falling weight) And third, all he cares about is himself. (Cut to Superman saving the construction worker, a baby, and its mother from the falling weight). I think that about covers it.Leslie Willis (to Superman): This is my circus; I tell these clowns what to do; not the cops, and not some pumped-up freak of nature in a cape!Lois Lane: I can't believe they're not calling off this fiasco!Lois Lane (about Leslie's fans): And the crowd turns ugly.Jimmy Olsen: The crowd showed up ugly.—"Livewire"Dr. Hamilton: I think it might do Titano a world of good for you to take up your old relationship with him.Lois: Oh, no no no. I have a busy schedule, a small apartment...Camera shifts to Clark and Dr. Hamilton's faces, and then to Titano wrecking Lois' apartmentJimmy (dodging the things Titano is throwing): Lois, you gotta come back here, right now!Lois (on phone in a massage parlor): Jimmy, I haven't been gone ten minutes. Just throw him a banana or something.Jimmy (nervously): I don't think that's gonna be enough.Jimmy (seeing Titano grow almost too big for the apartment): That's it; I'm out of here!He runs onto the roof, slips on a banana peel and falls downward. A minute later, Superman flies into view, carrying Jimmy.Jimmy: Superman! Hey, you're not gonna believe this —Superman: Let me guess. Titano's a growing boy.The two survey the chaos. The doorknob rattles.Lois: All right, Jimmy, what's all the fuss about — aaaaahhh!—"Monkey Fun"Dr. Fate (after his wife gives Superman something that will enable him to go back): You've sent him to his doom.Inara: What do you care?Dr. Fate: You.Superman: Something I said?Dr. Fate: Something you did. You went back. You didn't stand a chance and you went back. Till now I thought it was only the forces of evil that wouldn't give up. I was wrong.—"The Hand of Fate"Scientist: This is crazy!Chameleon Boy: You asked for heroes; you didn't say anything about sanity.Chameleon Boy: Up, Up and Away!! Ha, I Always Wanted to Say That.Brainiac: Where is Clark Kent?Kenny: Clark Kent?Brainiac: Insufficient response. [hurls Kenny through a sign]Young!Clark: Yeah, like a pair of glasses is going to fool anyone.—"New Kids in Town"Bizarro: Why bad men shoot at me?Mr. Mxyzptlk: Hey, easy on the material, Frankenstein.Bizarro: Send bad men away, little big head. Send them away!Mr. Mxyzptlk: I'd love to help you, Rocky, but power-wise, my tank is dry.Bizarro [shaking him]: Nooooo!! Send them away! Do it!Mr. Mxyzptlk: Kltpzyxm! Kltpzyxm! Oh, mama, this was a bad idea.Maggie Sawyer (after Superman has taken the bullet for Bizarro): Are you all right?Superman: That thing's got a kick.Bizarro: Me see no trouble. [Beat] Me said, me see no trouble!Mxyzptlk: All right, I heard you the first time! [rolls a boulder. To himself] Three more months of this? No way! I quit!"Krypto" comes rushing toward him.Mxyzptlk [up a tree]: Nice doggy! Heel! Play dead! Help!Cut to Superman watching via video monitor.—"Little Big Head Man"Kyle/Green Lantern: Don't you want to banter back and forth with me to show your innate superiority?Sinestro: No.—"In Brightest Day"Jimmy: Superman's saved the world hundreds of times. We owe him another chance!Superman: They're right. I did lose control. If I can't trust myself, how can I win back the trust of an entire planet?Lois: One person at a time...She kisses him.—"Legacy"
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