The mere sight of her caused Baka's nose to bleed
and his groin-mounted riot-cannon to blast white sticky-foam over half of Minato.
"It is a weapon more powerful than anything previously encountered," said Tuvok, reaching into his pants.
— No Ordinary Spoof
Bugthodder dies horribly as a well-hung Penis Bug blasts him with white-hot semen.
— Starship Hooters 3: Undresser
"Oh, my child — you've not met war. Think how terrifying it'd be to see a man charging at you, with his skirt flying up in the air, and flashing his big, long... bayonet at you!"
"We all know what a big, giant sword you have, I'm sure. No need to wave it in our faces yet again."
[Ulver] was taken to the Forward Docks and a big, brightly lit hangar, where the Psychopath Class ex-Rapid Offensive Unit Frank Exchange of Views
was waiting for her.
Ulver laughed. "It looks," she snorted, "like a dildo!"
"That's appropriate," Churt Lyne said. "Armed, it can fuck solar systems."
She glanced at his sword.
"I'm a Warder
now." He shrugged. "Might as well look like one, eh?"
He could cut a Trolloc in half
with a gateway at three hundred paces, and summon fire
from inside Dragonmount itself, and he still wanted to carry a sword. It was, she decided, a male thing.
"This isn't about the gun! This is about sex!" Riddell:
What you need is a brave, interesting man of action with an enormous weapon
. [exit with Dramatic Gun Cock] Amy:
So, it's the human sleeping potion or the walking innuendo. Take your pick.
The less said about that Civil War ramrod, the better. Niles:
Oh, you Freudians! Sometimes a ramrod is just a... oh hell, even I can't make that one fly.
''And you might think I'm weak without a sword
But if I had one it'd be bigger than yours
"I love to reload during a battle! There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber."
: Sweet Black-fucking-Sabbath! If I wasn't holding out for that beast
of a woman, Integra, I'd fuck the red right out of those eyes! [Seras gets stabbed repeatedly by Anderson] Alucard
: Well, kinda like that, only with less symbolism and more my penis in your vagina.
"Steve, shooting a gun is just like being intimate with a woman. First you inspect it to make sure it is clean. Then you grab it by the butt and jam the magazine in. If it doesn't fit, make it."