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"I love to reload during a battle! There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber."
Revolver Ocelot, Metal Gear Solid

"We all know what a big, giant sword you have, I'm sure. No need to wave it in our faces yet again."
Ser Justin Massey, A Song of Ice and Fire

"This isn't about the gun! This is about sex!"
Tom Paris, Star Trek: Voyager, "Blood Fever"

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Riddell: What you need is a brave, interesting man of action with an enormous weapon. (exit with Dramatic Gun Cock)
Amy: So, it's the human sleeping potion or the walking innuendo. Take your pick.
Doctor Who, "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship"

The mere sight of her caused Baka's nose to bleed and his groin-mounted riot-cannon to blast white sticky-foam over half of Minato.
Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space

[Ulver] was taken to the Forward Docks and a big, brightly lit hangar, where the Psychopath Class ex-Rapid Offensive Unit Frank Exchange of Views was waiting for her.
Ulver laughed. "It looks," she snorted, "like a dildo!"
"That's appropriate," Churt Lyne said. "Armed, it can fuck solar systems."

"Steve, shooting a gun is just like being intimate with a woman. First you inspect it to make sure it is clean. Then you grab it by the butt and jam the magazine in. If it doesn't fit, make it."
Stan, American Dad!, "For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls"

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Alucard: Sweet Black-fucking-Sabbath! If I wasn't holding out for that beast of a woman, Integra, I'd fuck the red right out of those eyes!
(Seras gets stabbed repeatedly by Anderson)
Alucard: Well, kinda like that, only with less symbolism and more my penis in your vagina.

"I'm coming!" Tom ejaculated, tugging at the powerful weapon tucked into his trousers.
Giggles Bags the Borg

"Oh, my child — you've not met war. Think how terrifying it'd be to see a man charging at you, with his skirt flying up in the air, and flashing his big, long... bayonet at you!
Khasi of Kalabar, Carry On... Up the Khyber

" Make penis into robot!"
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