Pretty funny I'll admit! :)
But seriously though, have you never heard: "If you don't like it, then don't watch it"?
Actually never mind, keep watching! Your extra views gets me extra cash!
Pewdie (comment to Retsupurae's video of him)
Cry:(after losing at speedrunners)
Cry:I hope your YouTube Channel gets hacked.
Cry:I hope you lose everything you've acquired over the years.
Cry:I hope- I hope— I hope-
Pewdie:You're so mean!
Cry:—that Marzia finds, like, a model, like, a really hot guy and just—
Pewdie:Well, are you saying I'm not hot?
Cry:—just totally leaves you for him. Totally leaves you for the hot guy.
Ken:I hope- I hope Edgar poops in your bed.
Cry:—like shizzled abs, and then at night, you just think about she's with him instead of you now.
Cry:All the things you had planed for the future - just - they're gone.
Ken:Felix, think what you could accomplish without her.
Cry:Wait, what? That's fucked up, dude! Jesus!
Ken:Woah, woah, excuse me!
Cry:Wow, dude! What the fuck?!
Pewdie:I think what you both said-
Cry:I was just trying to ruin his life, okay? There's a difference here!
Ken:I mean every cloud has a silver lining, that's all I'm saying.
Ken:I still hope Edgar poops into your bed.
Please remind me again why this shrieky idiot is popular on YouTube?
Pewdie:(shoots to the right) Fuck, I missed.
Pewdie:(shoots to the left) Fuck, I missed.
Pewdie:(sheep charges at him) Ah, shit.
TB: I can thank PewDiePie for one thing - he's becoming the heat-sink of the internet. Like, he is attracting all of the crap, he's like a magnet, for idiots...if he attracts *all* the idiots, all the idiots to him, and away from everyone else, then I'm alright with that. That's fine. I can deal with him being rich as long as he has to suffer knowing that his dignity will *never* be seen again.
Jesse: I don't know, you can buy a lot of dignity with that kind of money.
TB: If you'd told me a few years ago that @pewdiepie would be fun to hang around with and chill I'd have laughed at you because I was a dickhead
TB: Eventually you learn its a stupid idea to judge people's character by their persona-driven content. He's a thoroughly nice dude.
You can never fail if you never try.
Pewdie: When I started making videos, on youtube, I had a very very tiny following. Ain't nobody give a shit about me. When I stop making videos, ain't nobody gonna give a shit about me too.
Pewdie: Yeah, you're a trooper. And hopefully people won't always think that you're a- what is it called- Stoner?
Alright, the gate is open, it's clear to go. Everyone is happy.
Except you. Maybe. Are you happy?
No but seriously.
You can be honest with me.
Hey, I know life is difficult. I've been there, okay?
I know man. Or woman. Or whatever. I know.
It ain't easy. It ain't easy living life. People think- everyone does it, so you'd think that it'd be easy to do it, but it ain't so easy for everyone. Everyone has their ups and downs, remember that. Remember that. I'm serious.
(Resumes to regular playthrough)
PewDiePie from Alice: Madness Returns Part 13
When it comes to YouTube personalities, especially the biggest personality on the entirety of the internet, something very important needs to be remembered: The person you see in the mass public, is not the same person I see when the camera is not rolling.
You are always allowed your own opinion on someone based on their public image... But the person that the public does not see is, generally, an entirely different person... I have HUGE faults, and make terrible decisions, hurt people, am cruel and wicked in my mindsets, but the public sees me as this amazing pinnacle of THAT is how a [YouTuber] should be!.
When in reality, no, I do not believe I am. Because the person you see is not how I see myself. The same going for Felix here, he is not Pewdiepie when we hang out, he is Felix.
Pewdie:If you ain't flap before, you ain't flap before.
From this video
Pewdie:Do you see this Brad?
Pewdie: I'm travelling at the light of speed.
So awesome! Just has, like, the craziest reactions.
A boy from Teens React's response to PewDiePie.
Pewdie:Do not walk in on a girl taking a shit. Scary things will happen.
From this video
Pewdie:Basically, how it started though, and it's my fault because I think two months ago, umm, there was a couple people who a video where they were just trying to make me look like the biggest douche in the universe, which is not true. I'm probably the second biggest douche in the universe, so, jokes on them. (laughs) Anyway, uh, I thought it was a really childish video. I don't want it to seem like I can't take criticism, but I feel like the way I have acted can seem that way, but, anyway, I'll get to that later. Anyway, I thought the video was childish and that's why I responded back in a childish way. I realize that was a huge mistake for me.
Felix: I thought I was ready for the storm, but the amount of hate you can get after posting one video online is overwhelming. Murder threats, publicizing my address, false articles that I've been- abusing my girlfriend, all bad things you can say about a person, I've heard it a thousand times.
Sommar iP1 with Felix Kjellberg
Felix: The only thing that matters is what my fans think.
Don't cry over spilled milk; cry over how sad your life is.
Interviewer:Is that something youd like to keep doing?
Felix: Yes, absolutely. I would love to do more charity work. Right now, I primarily have time to work. It never leaves my mind, I never shut it off. I don't even know if I can? But I think I will tire eventually, even if I have loved games for as long as I can remember.
The hard drives in his gaming room can hold up to 4 terabyte, but they always fill up. He discards all his recordings as he goes and doesnt make backups.
Interviewer:What if something would happen, causing everything to disappear, what would you do?
Felix:It would almost be a relief. In that case, it would all be over. I'd be done.
Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be? Sit the fuck down, T-Series, I'm here to spill the real tea. Uh. You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one, but you India you lose, so best think you haven't won. When I'm through with you we're gonna be completely fuckin' done 'cause we only just began; I review you (claps twice) zero. Bye bitch, gone! So come on T-Series, looking hungry for some drama? Here, let me serve you Bitch Lasagna. Bitch Lasagna, bitch lasagna! T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna!
I'm a Blue Eyes White Dragon while you're just Dark Magician. Oof. You got a fifth of the population in your nation, but I've got Nine-Year-Olds of Worlds, so hold your defecation. Oops. "Motu Patlu", what the fuck is that even supposed to mean? Your language sounds like it come from a mumble rap community. No Papa, No Papa, Yes Papa, Johnny: now down all of the sugar and let's throw this fucking party with some Bitch Lasagna!
You got a population of 1.932 billion, but most your videos can't seem to hit even a million. SUB BOT!!