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->There was something..... powerful..... about standing on this tank, the big shaft sticking out from between my legs, the world's biggest cock just waiting to blast motherfuckers off they feet.
-->--''Fanfic/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreasGroveStreet4Life''
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->The mere sight of her caused Baka's [[{{Nosebleed}} nose to bleed]] and his groin-mounted riot-cannon to blast white sticky-foam over half of Minato.

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->The ->''The mere sight of her caused Baka's [[{{Nosebleed}} nose to bleed]] and his groin-mounted riot-cannon to blast white sticky-foam over half of Minato.''



->"I'm coming!" Tom [[HaveAGayOldTime ejaculated]], tugging at the powerful weapon [[PantsPositiveSafety tucked into his trousers]].

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->"I'm ->''"I'm coming!" Tom [[HaveAGayOldTime ejaculated]], tugging at the powerful weapon [[PantsPositiveSafety tucked into his trousers]].''



->"It is a weapon more powerful than anything previously encountered," said Tuvok, reaching into his pants.

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->"It ->''"It is a weapon more powerful than anything previously encountered," said Tuvok, reaching into his pants.''



->[[RedShirt Bugthodder]] dies horribly as a well-hung Penis Bug blasts him with white-hot semen.

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->[[RedShirt ->''[[RedShirt Bugthodder]] dies horribly as a well-hung Penis Bug blasts him with white-hot semen.''
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-->-- ''Airlords of Airia''

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-->-- '''Airlord Karak''', ''Airlords of Airia''
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->''"Return fire! We'll see who has the longest cannon here!"''
-->-- ''Airlords of Airia''
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->''[[PantsPositiveSafety Putting it down your pants]] [[CompensatingForSomething compensates not only for your own penis]], but for every penis within a twenty five mile radius.''
-->-- '''Ben Thompson''', talking about the [[http://www.badassoftheweek.com/500magnum.html S&W .500 Magnum]].
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->Bugthodder dies horribly as a well-hung Penis Bug blasts him with white-hot semen.

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->Bugthodder ->[[RedShirt Bugthodder]] dies horribly as a well-hung Penis Bug blasts him with white-hot semen.
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-->-- ''No Ordinary Spoof''

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-->-- ''No ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/24107860 No Ordinary Spoof''
Spoof]]''



-->-- ''Starship Hooters 3: Undresser''

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-->-- ''Starship ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/25798636 Starship Hooters 3: Undresser''
Undresser]]''
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->''And you might think I'm weak without a sword\\
But if I had one it'd be bigger than yours

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->''And ->''"And you might think I'm weak without a sword\\
But if I had one it'd be bigger than yoursyours"''

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