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->''"I'm coming!" Tom [[HaveAGayOldTime ejaculated]], tugging at the powerful weapon tucked into his trousers.''

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->''"I'm coming!" Tom [[HaveAGayOldTime ejaculated]], tugging at the powerful weapon [[PantsPositiveSafety tucked into his trousers.trousers]].''


->"[[AC: Make penis into robot!]]
-->-- '''Anonymous Heretek,''' ''WebVideo/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

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->"[[AC: Make penis into robot!]]
robot!]]"
-->-- '''Anonymous Heretek,''' ''WebVideo/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''


-->-- '''Khasi of Kalabar''', ''Film/CarryOnUpTheKhyber''

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-->-- '''Khasi of Kalabar''', ''Film/CarryOnUpTheKhyber''''Film/CarryOnUpTheKhyber''

->"[[AC: Make penis into robot!]]
-->-- '''Anonymous Heretek,''' ''WebVideo/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''


->''"I'm coming!" Tom ejaculated, tugging at the powerful weapon tucked into his trousers.''

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->''"I'm coming!" Tom ejaculated, [[HaveAGayOldTime ejaculated]], tugging at the powerful weapon tucked into his trousers.''


->''The mere sight of her caused Baka's nose to bleed and his groin-mounted riot-cannon to blast white sticky-foam over half of Minato.''

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->''The mere sight of her caused Baka's [[{{Nosebleed}} nose to bleed bleed]] and his groin-mounted riot-cannon to blast white sticky-foam over half of Minato.''


->'''Riddell:''' What you need is a brave, interesting man of action with an enormous ''weapon''. (''pumps electric rifle and leaves'')\\

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->'''Riddell:''' What you need is a brave, interesting man of action with an enormous ''weapon''. (''pumps electric rifle and leaves'')\\(exit with DramaticGunCock)\\


-->-- '''Giggles Bags the Borg'''

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-->-- '''Giggles Bags the Borg'''Borg'''

->"Oh, my child -- you've not met war. Think how terrifying it'd be to see a man charging at you, with his [[ManInAKilt skirt flying up in the air]], and flashing his big, long... [[LastSecondWordSwap bayonet]] at you!
-->-- '''Khasi of Kalabar''', ''Film/CarryOnUpTheKhyber''


-->-- ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''

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-->-- ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''

->''"I'm coming!" Tom ejaculated, tugging at the powerful weapon tucked into his trousers.''
-->-- '''Giggles Bags the Borg'''


-->-- '''Stan''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'', "For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls"

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-->-- '''Stan''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'', "For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls"Tolls"

->'''Alucard''': Sweet Black-fucking-Sabbath! If I wasn't holding out for that ''beast'' of a woman, Integra, I'd fuck the red right out of those eyes!\\
''(Seras gets stabbed repeatedly by Anderson)''\\
'''Alucard''': Well, kinda like that, only with less symbolism and more my penis in your vagina.
-->-- ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''


-->-- ''Literature/{{Excession}}'' by Creator/IainMBanks.

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-->-- ''Literature/{{Excession}}'' by Creator/IainMBanks.Creator/IainMBanks.

->''"Steve, shooting a gun is [[JustLikeMakingLove just like being intimate with a woman]]. First you inspect it to make sure it is clean. Then you grab it by the butt and jam the magazine in. If it doesn't fit, make it."''
-->-- '''Stan''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'', "For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls"


->"This isn't about the gun! This is about sex!"

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->"This ->''"This isn't about the gun! This is about sex!"sex!"''


-->-- ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''

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-->-- ''Plan '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''
Space'''


-->-- '''Ser Justin Massey''', ''ASongOfIceAndFire''

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-->-- '''Ser Justin Massey''', ''ASongOfIceAndFire''
''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''



->The mere sight of her caused Baka's nose to bleed and his groin-mounted riot-cannon to blast white sticky-foam over half of Minato.
-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

->[Ulver] was taken to the Forward Docks and a big, brightly lit hangar, where the Psychopath Class ex-Rapid Offensive Unit ''Frank Exchange of Views'' was waiting for her.
->Ulver laughed. "It looks," she snorted, "like a dildo!"
->"That's appropriate," Churt Lyne said. "Armed, it can fuck solar systems."
-->-- ''Literature/{{Excession}}'' by IainMBanks.

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->The ->''The mere sight of her caused Baka's nose to bleed and his groin-mounted riot-cannon to blast white sticky-foam over half of Minato.
Minato.''
-->-- '''Plan ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

->[Ulver]
Space''

->''[Ulver]
was taken to the Forward Docks and a big, brightly lit hangar, where the Psychopath Class ex-Rapid Offensive Unit ''Frank Exchange of Views'' was waiting for her.
->Ulver
her.\\
Ulver
laughed. "It looks," she snorted, "like a dildo!"
->"That's
dildo!"\\
"That's
appropriate," Churt Lyne said. "Armed, it can fuck solar systems."
"''
-->-- ''Literature/{{Excession}}'' by IainMBanks.Creator/IainMBanks.


-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

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-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''Space'''

->[Ulver] was taken to the Forward Docks and a big, brightly lit hangar, where the Psychopath Class ex-Rapid Offensive Unit ''Frank Exchange of Views'' was waiting for her.
->Ulver laughed. "It looks," she snorted, "like a dildo!"
->"That's appropriate," Churt Lyne said. "Armed, it can fuck solar systems."
-->-- ''Literature/{{Excession}}'' by IainMBanks.


-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship"

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-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship"Spaceship"

->The mere sight of her caused Baka's nose to bleed and his groin-mounted riot-cannon to blast white sticky-foam over half of Minato.
-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

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