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Thief: Wait, you died? Have you been undead this whole time? You don’t look it.
Catherine: Resurrected.
Thief: You’re a villain, Cat. That’s not exactly in your wheelhouse.
Catherine: Yeah, the Hashmallim weren’t real pleased about it either. They threw a fucking fit.
Thief: Is that how that happened? I did wonder. You talked a Choir into breathing second life into you?
Catherine: Talked is a strong word.
Masego: We've settled on "bullied."
Thief: You bullied. The entire Choir of Contrition. Into resurrecting a villain actively trying to oppose them.
Archer: Not even the Lady of the Lake fucks around with angels. That’s actually impressive.

FOOL! You made a deal with the devil! And now, you'll reap the reward! WHICH IS... this, reward. The devil may have inadvertently dropped the ball on this one.
Merasmus, Team Fortress 2

The Third Of The Fallen: What? Whaaat'ss thisss?
The Second Of The Fallen: With us you play the fool, Constantine? Perilous, such behavior-
John Constantine: I... I don't play the fool with... with you, pal. I make... the fool... of you. You greedy... bastards... didn't stop to think, did you? You were... so bloody keen to... to get me in the bag. John Constantine, eh? What a prize. The... the Adversaries. The Lords of... the World... Below. Masters of... of lies. You were so eager to... to catch me... you got bloody careless. Should... should have checked me... out before I... signed on the dotted line, lads. I sold my... my soul... to both of you pricks.
Hellblazer: The Sting

"Dormammu! I've come to bargain!"
Stephen Strange, Doctor Strange (2016)


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