History Quotes / DidYouJustScamCthulhu

'''Andrew:''' Yea... we're pure in heart, we STOLE form Satan and Jesus smiles upon that!

-->-- '''Stephen Strange''', ''Film/DoctorStrange2016''

'''Andrew''' Yea... we're pure in heart, we STOLE form Satan and Jesus smiles upon that!

-->--'''Grayfruit''', [[https://youtu.be/UMxVvgK6Y-s?t=317 "The Binding of Isaac Co-op: Memories of Mistakes"]]

->'''Fate''': And have you heard the saying "[[YouCannotFightFate You cannot cheat Fate]]"?

->'''The Lady''': He ''[[ScrewDestiny did]]'' cheat Fate. If you ''do'' cheat Fate, I do not believe it says anywhere that Fate's subsequent opinion matters.

->'''Autolycus''': So, tell me, what was it like watching the King of Thieves in action?\\
'''Iolaus''': From what I saw, I'm surprised you're not in prison already.\\
'''Autolycus''': In case you haven't noticed, I swindled two gods in one day. Now, ha-ha, I hate to toot my own horn, but, uh, toot-toot.

->'''Fate''': And have you heard the saying "You cannot cheat Fate"?

->'''The Lady''': He ''did'' cheat Fate. If you ''do'' cheat Fate, I do not believe it says anywhere that Fate's subsequent opinion matters.

-->-- ''Discworld/TheLastHero''

-->'''Fate''': And have you heard the saying "You cannot cheat Fate"?
-->...
-->'''The Lady''': He ''did'' cheat Fate. If you ''do'' cheat Fate, I do not believe it says anywhere that Fate's subsequent opinion matters.

->'''Thief: '''Wait, you died? Have you been undead this whole time? You don’t look it.\\
'''Catherine: '''Resurrected.\\
'''Thief: '''You’re [[VillainProtagonist a villain]], Cat. That’s [[NoCureForEvil not exactly in your wheelhouse]].\\
'''Catherine: '''Yeah, the [[OurAngelsAreDifferent Hashmallim]] weren’t real pleased about it either. They threw a fucking fit.\\
'''Thief: '''Is that how that happened? I did wonder. You talked a Choir into breathing second life into you?\\
'''Catherine: '''Talked is a strong word.\\
'''Masego: '''We've settled on "bullied."\\
'''Thief: '''You bullied. The entire Choir of Contrition. Into resurrecting a villain actively trying to oppose them.\\
'''Archer: '''Not even the [[ChallengeSeeker Lady of]] [[CrazyAwesome the Lake]] fucks around with angels. That’s actually impressive.
-->--''Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil'', [[https://practicalguidetoevil.wordpress.com/2017/10/11/chapter-34-talks/ Book 4, Chapter 34]]

->'''''FOOL!''' You made a deal with the devil! And now, you'll reap the reward! WHICH IS... ''[[CosmeticAward this]]'', reward. The devil may have inadvertently dropped the ball on this one.''

->'''The Third Of The Fallen:''' What? Whaaat'ss thisss?
->'''The Second Of The Fallen:''' With ''us'' you play the fool, Constantine? Perilous, such behavior-
->'''John Constantine:''' I... I don't ''play'' the fool with... with you, pal. I ''make''... the fool... of ''you.'' You greedy... bastards... didn't stop to think, did you? You were... so bloody keen to... to get me in the bag. John Constantine, eh? What a prize. The... the Adversaries. The Lords of... the World... Below. Masters of... of lies. You were so eager to... to catch me... you got bloody careless. Should... should have checked me... out before I... signed on the dotted line, lads. [[DealWithTheDevil I sold my... my soul... to both of you pricks]].

-->'''Thief: '''Wait, you died? Have you been undead this whole time? You don’t look it.\\

->'''''FOOL!''' You made a deal with the devil! And now, you'll reap the reward! WHICH IS... ''this'', reward. The devil may have inadvertently dropped the ball on this one.''

-->'''Thief: '''Wait, you died? Have you been undead this while time? You don’t look it.\\

-->--''Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil''

'''Catherine: '''“Resurrected.\\

-->“Wait, you died? Have you been undead this while time?” she asked. “You don’t look it.”\\
“Resurrected,” I replied.\\
She looked even more dubious.\\
“You’re [[VillainProtagonist a villain]], Cat,” she said. “That’s [[NoCureForEvil not exactly in your wheelhouse]].”\\
“Yeah, the [[OurAngelsAreDifferent Hashmallim]] weren’t real pleased about it either,” I grunted. “They threw a fucking fit.”\\
“Is that how that happened?” Thief frowned. “I did wonder. You talked a Choir into breathing second life into you?”\\
“Talked is a strong word,” I mused.\\
“We've settled on ‘bullied’,” Hierophant contributed helpfully.\\
“You bullied,” the Thief said slowly, “the entire Choir of Contrition. Into resurrecting a villain actively trying to oppose them.”\\
“Not even the [[ChallengeSeeker Lady of]] [[CrazyAwesome the Lake]] fucks around with angels,” Archer said approvingly. “That’s actually impressive.”