SuperMarioLogan has a truckloads of hypocritical moments.
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Mario / Marvin
- He has been known to chide Black Yoshi for doing anything illegal, yet he he also enlisted aid from the Loan Dolphin, tried to get Jeffy killed simply for annoying him and even slaughtered animals and so forth.
- In "Jeffy's New Toy!", when he goes to Toys'R'Us to buy Jeffy a toy so he will shut up about seeing Ass Pounders 2, Jeffy tosses a toy of Bob the Minion on the floor. Mario scolds him for it, telling him he would have had to pay for the toy if it got broken. Mario then sees a toy of Baymax, decides he doesn't like it, and tosses it on the floor.
Rosalina / Rose
- She's vindictive towards Mario when she accuses him of cheating on her, even going so far as to terrify Mario with a prank just for accidentally watching porn through a spam link and lying out of fear in "Jeffy's New Toy!", but in "Shrek's Coma!", she admires Shrek's new body right in front of Mario and has a dinner date when he (understandably) breaks up with her because of this. Even worse, Mario apologizes to her but not the other way around and they're back in their relationship anyway after that. Additionally, this is the woman who had many ex-boyfriends, all whose names emphasize the letter "d," and is even implied to ''have had sex with a chicken of all things.''
- Mario even points this out after Rosalina accuses him of cheating after he texted a birthday message to Peach, about how Rosalina can see her former lovers, but he can't speak to his.
Jeffy
- He punishes Jeffy Jr. for pretty much the exact same reasons that Mario punishes him for (even spanking his son... "Jeffy's Bad Word!" flashbacks, maybe). So he's not one to talk about bad behaviour.
- In "Jeffy and Junior's Big Heist!", Jeffy tosses his ravioli, causing it to land on Bowser's signed underwear from Charleyyy. Upon seeing the stain, Jeffy says, "Those are some dirty underwear, Junior. They need to learn how to use the bathroom." This is coming from a teenage boy who still wears diapers.
Bowser Junior / Junior
- Well, he believes that his Thomas toy is alive and yet says that Cody's Ken doll is "just a doll." Also, in spite of throwing a hissy fit when he's insulted, he has no qualms about insulting others.
- In "April Fools", he passes off Chef Pee Pee pretending he lost Thomas as unfunny, and this is coming from the same kid who told Pee Pee his mom died as part of an April Fools' prank earlier in the video.
- Junior is very known for making fun of Cody's Mom, but In "Loch Ness Monster!", Junior was shown to have a crying fit when Cody calls his mom a hipponote .
- In "Cody's Report Card!", Junior tells Cody to prove that he's good at spelling and keeps saying that he is wrong just because he didn't say which word he was talking about. Yes, the guy who got a D in Spelling thinks he is smarter than the guy who got a B+. Granted, Junior is surprisingly good at spelling the words he gives Cody, but still, he's far from one to talk.
- Perhaps one of the biggest examples is in "Cody's Bad Word", in which he and Joseph essentially bully Cody for saying "inward", mistaking it for a racial slur. While his outrage is arguably genuine, Junior is the last person to call anyone out on their bigotry, given that he himself is incredibly misogynistic, and that he himself has been racist towards black people, which does include Joseph too.
Bowser / Braxton
- In "The New House!", Bowser felt that Mario throwing Jeffy off the bed was "a little too much". However, considering how he treats his own sonnote , he shouldn't be talking.
- He makes racist remarks about Jackie Chu in "Bowser's Driver's License!" and usually calls others gay as an insult. Although considering the fact he had sex with Cody who shapeshifted into Chef Pee Pee in SuperPowers .
Chef Pee Pee
- In "Bowser Junior's Imaginary Friend!" he comments that imaginary friends are for stupid people, only to be revealed he has an imaginary friend too.
- Sometimes he calls out Bowser for the way he treats Junior. Not that Chef Pee Pee treats Junior any better.
Cody
- In "The Remote!", he criticizes Junior for going power hungry with the titular device. While Junior does do some jerk moves with the remote, Cody went around raping people for 5 years with the remote earlier.
- Worse than that is Cody actively trying to kill Chef Pee Pee, Joseph and Bowser despite going out of his way to try to discourage Junior from doing anything reckless that could cost someone their life in videos such as "Evil Chef Pee Pee!" and "The Magical Button!".
- In "Jeffy's Teddy Bear!", Cody teases Jeffy for bringing Beary, Mario's teddy's bear to school, saying "Who brings a toy to school, you loser?". He says this as he is standing right next to his Ken doll.
- He dislikes Junior and Joseph trying to date his sister and his mother but he is okay with having sex with Junior's dad, Bowser.
Joseph
- He makes fun of Cody's last name in "Substitute Teacher!", despite his own last name (His Friend From School) being arguably even worse.
- He constantly reminds Cody that Ken isn't alive, but in "The Imaginary Girlfriend!", he dates a peice of paper named Paige. Cody even lampshades this.
- In "Jeffy's Backpack!" he makes fun of Jeffy for not having a backpack but he only has a paper bag for a backpack.
Brooklyn T Guy
- He arrests Mario on false charges of child abuse (among other things) yet he cheered when Black Yoshi killed his son and has tried to or successfully inflicted harm upon Junior (e.g. torturing him at military school, trying to kill him during the Purge and sending him to the Sun to be burnt up because he thinks it's a planet).
- He looks down on his brother Jonathan for being lazy, annoying and unwilling to take his job seriously; however, Brooklyn himself will often show a lazy and irresponsible side.
- He hates his mother for being a bad parent to him; however, he's a bad parent to his daughter.
- Despite being a police officer, he's shown to not be above stealing from other people houses.
- In "Baby Jeffy!", when Baby Jeffy plays with a stacking rings toy, Brooklyn T. Guy reprimands him for putting the rings on in the wrong order, then tries to put a star-shaped block into a round hole.
Barbara Guy
- She constantly complains about his son not visiting her, and then personally berating him in the same breath.
Judy
- In "Cody's New Family!", she calls out Tyrone for cheating on her with Boquisha (which resulted in the birth of Sprinkle) and successfully divorces from him. This from the woman who has also cheated on Tyrone more than once (and even raped Chef Pee Pee).
Mr. Goodman
- In the Chef Pee Pee Quits! series, he kills Tyrone Calvin without reason and orders Chef Pee Pee to run over a kid who was attacking him, yet when Pee Pee tazes Bowser, Goodman scolds him. Obviously, Chef Pee Pee calls him out on this.
The Huckerdoos
- Hank Huckerdoo orders his family to follow the "Huckerdoos" and not do the "Huckerdon'ts", yet he breaks a lot of those rules such as not having a faithful marriage and being a potty mouth.
- Constantly makes Timmy read his Bible - specifically Leviticus 18:22 and goes on and on about how sinful homosexuality is, yet he is guilty of committing adultery and using God's name in vain, which that same Bible specifically states as being sinful acts.
