As a Moments subpage, all spoilers are unmarked as per policy. You Have Been Warned.
- "Mommy, what does 'motherfucker' actually mean?
" - After Woo bonds with Lily, Tibor, the alpha male among the forest's raccoons, cuts in. But he tells Woo he's not romantically interested in Lily. After Woo unsuccessfully guesses at several reasons why (including being "sexually exhausted" from other females in the territory), Tibor reveals that Lily is his daughter.
- Woo's expression at this revelation is priceless. Not just because he scored the alpha male's daughter, but because of everything he just said to his future father-in-law.
- This strip, which begins with a pastiche of Pinky and the Brain:Sid: Hey, what are you two doing?
Woo (with Shadow): The same thing we do every night, Sid—try to save the world. - It wasn't me it was my demons!
- Larisa's sense of timing.
- When Woo gets kidnapped by an eagle, he ends up obliviously eating its eggs before it can eat him. The eagle's response? "... It makes me sad and a little bit angry that you're eating my offspring." Then it kicks Woo out of its nest until he can "abide by the rules".
- LOOK!! A TALKING RACOON!!
- Larisa had a dream about her and Landon, and makes him promise not to act like he did in the dream. It's unlikely they'll ever face a time monster with razor tentacles, but stranger things have happened.
- The fact that the school has a rule specifically against dueling between teachers and students.
- Larisa is okay with the fact that Zoey was gay, but she's horrified by the idea that she's not at least bi. She then lays down the difference for her between boys and girls here.
- When Woo and Lily go to see Butterfly sending 'The Special One', this conversation ensues:Lily: I'm scared, Woo.Woo: Don't worry, Lily. I'll watch you better than any hawk.Lily: But what if we get seperated?Woo: We'll meet in the parking lot.Lily: But what if there's a mass panic?Woo: We'll stay away from large crowds.Lily: But what if an abyss opens up and the four huntsmen of the apocalypse unleash a hail of bullets on us?(the pair reach the crest of a hill, revealing fifty eight thousand six hundred and twelve racoons)Lily: Hold my paw, Woo.(below the comic)Oliver: "I quit" — Powree after she heard that she has to draw 58,612 raccoons.
- Larisa's favorite part of The Bible? All the sex and crime!
- "Even if you give Novil a million dollars, I won't commit suicide for you!"
- When Sid goes to visit Woo's kits for the first time, one of them, Vega, automatically thinks he's food. In her defense, she thinks everyone (and that meant everyone) is food.
- Also when he mixes up two of the kits, Lily corrects him. After he leaves, it turns out he hadn't mixed them up; Lily can't tell them apart any more than he can.
- In a possible 2037 America has been ravaged by fires, and Smokey the Bear blames himself for causing them. Why? He said "Only YOU can prevent forest fires!" to the wrong person...
- Larisa meets the Devil.
- The Devil is annoyed to discover what hacking looks like outside of Hollywood.
- The Devil gives Larisa homework. Landon isn't sure what to make of it.
- Sandra and Larisa discuss plans for the mall. At first, Larisa's suggestions are completely opposite for what Sandra has in mind but when Larisa suggests sexy lingerie to screw with Cloud's hormones during a game of Truth or Dare, Sandra rejects her original plans.
- In this strip, Cloud and Sandra are discussing Larisa's odd behavior. Sandra relates Larisa asking about strange questions, like how Sandra would duel with a excavator and trying to see Sandra's medical records and asks if Cloud can think of anything more bizarre. He glances over his shoulder, where his mother is scolding Yuna for creating a black hole in the carpet, and says "Yes I can."
- Sandra disappears. Who does investigate on her disappearance? Someone unexpected.
- Cloud needs help for Sandra's birthday gift-and asks Larisa. Who still acts as a succubus-in-training.
- And what happens when she opens his gift?
- Cloud's perfectly rational reaction to the whole thing.
- Goddammit, you’re a friggin’ good succubus!
- The classmates know.
- The hero Cloud deserves AND need.
- The fact that, somehow, Larisa being a succubus in training has become public-and nobody bats an eye.
- And what happens when she opens his gift
- "Gone Astray": Ruth has become so infamous for preying upon predators that the predators resort to begging a human hunter for protection. The punchline? Ruth just wanted to ask for directions.
- "Our 666th strip is about a shy girl trying on dresses and crying tears of joy. DEAL WITH IT"
- Larisa's Brutal Honesty when she finds Zoey lying down and just waiting to die.
- Pretty much everything about Zoey and her shipper:
- Sandra's Stealth Insult when Zoey thinks she has a stalker.
- Apparently, shippers are considered worse than stalkers.
- Zoey thinking the shipper may have a point... And Michelle is horrified. Also, the shipper doing his thing.
- The title of this strip is Shippers Ruin Everything.
- "I--I guess I'm kinda flattered... But scared as well."
- The title of this strip is Shippers Are A Menace To Society.
- It seems that the influence is rubbing off on other girls...
- Proof that the shipper was right.
- Sandra's Stealth Insult when Zoey thinks she has a stalker
- Cloud's mom accidentally giving him Too Much Information, especially the fact that she seems even more horrified than he does.Disgust: Yup, that's a core memory.
- This results in a mini arc where Larisa cuts Cloud's head open to remove the memory that bothers him, then Larisa and Sandra find a lewd desire which Sandra goes with on the condition that Cloud also wears a maid costume. When Sandra's father demands what she ordered, she shows him as she tells him he's entering a world of pain, which results in him getting his head cut open to remove the disturbing memory.
Larisa: I should start taking money for this. - "the solution to falling in love with the opposite gender if you're gay"
- What does Larisa bring to school for National Italian Food Day? Hawaiian Spaghetti.
- "Terminator not kawaii enough!"
- After managing to get Zoey into penises, Sandra, Larisa, and Zoey play a "card game" with pictures of them.
