Funny / Jukebox Zeroes

• At the end of the Scream episode, Lilz asks Patrick, who's been having a Heroic BSoD all episode, if he would recommend the album to anyone. Patrick is incredulous.

  Patrick: I wouldn't recommend this to my worst enemy! I wouldn't recommend this to my ass!!!

• The entire Come episode was two hours of full of cumming jokes, mostly instigated by Patrick.
• Lilz's rendition of vocalist Ray Wilson as a milquetoast dullard in the Calling All Stations episode.
• In the Anthem of the Peaceful Army episode, Patrick waxes lyrical about an alternative timeline where Led Zeppelin were a fictional creation as part of the Disney Renaissance of the '90s, and halfway through Lilz interjects with a comment stating "I hope Gilbert Gottfried was the voice of the fish that Jimmy Page rubbed on the groupies."

  Fish!Lilz: HOW DID I GET INTO THIS SITUATION?! THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY GILLS!!!

• Scott Kurland's Pat Boone impression. Crosses the Line Twice doesn't even begin to cover it.
• The conductor for the orchestral parts of "Music from "The Elder"" is re-imagined as a soft-spoken psychopath, inviting people to a rock n' roll trivia night under false pretenses.

  Christopher!Conductor: But Gene, I feel you would have a leg up, you make the rock and roll, you might be an answer! You could answer the question, as an answer!

  [all three laugh]

  Patrick: Oh yeah, he's actually a fuckin' sociopath.

  Christopher: Yeah, he's got a pile of bodies in his garage.

• In the Pool It! episode, Lilz improvises a scenario where Peter Tork reads TV Guide:

  Peter!Lilz: 7:00, The Golden Girls, Blanche gets really horny.

  [Patrick and Scott start laughing hysterically]

  Peter!Lilz: 7:30, The A-Team...

  Scott Kurland: Mr. T gets really horny?

  [everyone loses it with laughter]

  Mr. T!Scott: Godammit Mad Dog! I really need to get my dick wet! [spits]

• The lost Tears for Fears EP, Hungus Bungus Grabadungus.

  Lilz: I'm just imagining their discography: The Hurting. Songs from the Big Chair. The Seeds of Love. Hungus Bungus Grabadungus.

• In the Van Halen III episode, Lilz explains away a clanking noise in the beginning of the song "Dirty Water Dog" as Eddie utilizing his "lucky songwriting pipe wrench."
• Lilz, Patrick and guest host Clinton Degan absolutely losing their minds over both the music video for "Bullets" and the album cover in the Weathered episode.
• The sheer unadulterated cheese of the song "Toobin'" on Coming Out Of Their Shells leads Lilz to make the following comment:

  Lilz: ...And out comes the bong.

• In the Nine Lives episode, Lilz discusses how cursing comes naturally to her as a Bostonian, demonstrating with:

  Lilz: (singing) Sweet Caroline... ASS!

• Lilz pointing out the absurdity of the Insane Clown Posse being signed to Hollywood Records in the Great Milenko episode.

  Lilz: ...a record label OWNED BY DISNEY!

• The Running Gag of Corey Feldman crashing on people's couches.
• Scott Kurland's utterly bonkers '80s movie idea that uses the album River of Dreams as its soundtrack. The whole thing is a ninety-minute setup to The Reveal, and said reveal is absolutely hilarious.
• Lilz, Patrick and guest host Jacob Russell were already irritated by the rampant misogyny and Unfortunate Implications of the album Fashionably Late... and then the song "Game Over" starts with a collage of dated video game noises. Followed by Ronnie Radke singing over said dated video game noises.

  Lilz: Oh my fucking God, are you kidding me?
  Patrick: I... I'm questioning what we're doing here. 83 episodes in, and this is one of the worst... What the fuck?
  Lilz: I mean, why would anything else after that be any good? Why would we assume anything after that would be any good?

• Sex & Violins gives Lilz, Patrick and guest host Aimee Hauthaway so little to talk about that they turn the episode into a trivia contest about the finales from seasons 1 to 13 of The Simpsons (because that's enough).