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Drinking game to play while watching Smallville:

  • Take a drink every time there is an allusion to Superman. Smallville is infamous for those. Try to stay alive.
  • Take a drink every time someone wanders into Lex's castle. (There's a reason this trope used to be named Lex Luthor Security before it became Swiss-Cheese Security.)
    • Take two if it's someone who should by no means be able to do so, such as Jimmy Olsen or Lois Lane. (These'll have to be from earlier seasons, as Michael Rosenbaum has left the show, and the Lex Luthor Castle won't be appearing much anymore.)
    • What the hell, take a drink everytime someone is in Luthor's Castle post Rosenbaum's departure. They love that set THAT MUCH.
      • Lex even lampshades this in Fanatic.
  • Take a drink every time "secrets" are mentioned, hinted at, or kept from loved ones For Their Own Good. You'll be wasted in no time.
    • Specifically, you could take a sip every time Lana lectures about someone—usually Clark—keeping secrets from her. Take another if she says something along the lines of "Secrets only keep people apart." You'll be wheeled into the emergency room in no time.
  • Everytime someone is stalked or kidnapped.
    • 2 If it's Lana
  • Season 9: Take a drink every time Zod uses the word "kneel", every time someone else uses it in relation to him, and down your glass if the actual phrase "kneel before Zod!" is said. Pour a double if he says "Kneel before Kal-El."
  • Take a drink every time when someone turns away from the person they're talking to in the middle of a conversation.
  • Drink every time Lex or Clark talk about being friends.
  • Drink every time a codename is used e.g. "Blur", "Green Arrow or "Watchtower". The episode Justice will probably kill you.
  • Drink when Ollie fires an arrow.
  • Drink every time Clark uses his superspeed.
  • Drink every time Chloe uses a metaphor or simile.
  • Drink every time a character monologues.
  • Drink when Kryptonite appears.
    • Down your drink if it's being used by Lex as a weapon against Clark.
  • Drink every time a Luthor mentions an old piece of literature and uses it as a parallel for a current situation.
    • Finish your drink if the Caesar family is mentioned.
  • Take a shot every time Clark has a shirtless scene.
  • Drink every time Clark temporarily loses his powers.
    • Finish your drink every time a human temporarily gains powers.
  • Take a drink every time someone discovers Clark's secret
    • Down the whole thing every time said person has their memory erased at the end of the episode.
  • Take a drink every time Lana, while in a relationship, starts warming up a backup boyfriend to prepare for the inevitable breakup with her current one.
  • Take a drink every time Lex walks into a room unannounced.
  • Take a drink every time Lana insists that she can take care of herself.
  • Take a sip every time Clark tells his parents I Just Want to Be Normal.
  • Take a sip every time Lionel tells Lex something along the lines of "We're Luthors."
    • Down your drink if he then launches into a story about a classical Greek, Roman, or Chinese leader to demonstrate his point.
  • Drink every time Lana and Clark talk about how they can't be together and then a Wangsty pop song starts playing.
    • Heck, drink every time a Wangsty pop song starts playing for any reason.
  • Drink every time Lionel walks dramatically into a room.
  • Drink every time Lex gets knocked unconscious. Keep a sick bucket nearby.
  • Drink every time someone talks about how great either Lana or Clark are.
  • Drink every time someone says that Lex Luthor cannot be trusted.
  • Drink every time Clark turns evil.
  • Drink every time someone arrives in a scene and says something along the lines of "I got your message" or "your message sounded urgent".
  • Drink every time Tess inspires a Les Yay moment.
  • Drink every time someone deflects the topic by saying "the important thing is..." Take two if it is followed by "you are safe".
  • Drink every time you see there is a Ship Tease for any ship not currently in play. You'll be wheeled into the ER in no time.
  • Drink every time Tess uses Offscreen Teleportation to appear in places where she really couldn't be. Take two if the character in front moves to reveal Tess behind them. Take three if it includes a *Click* Hello.
  • Drink every time someone's hair blows dramatically in the wind (not counting the opening titles). Take two if it's Lionel.
  • Drink every time someone mentions "coming out" in Season 10.
  • Take a sip every time Lois or Chloe make a pop culture reference.
  • Take a drink every time someone gets hospitalized.
  • Take a drink every time the words "just friends" are used. Take 2 if the 2 people enter a relationship. Take 3 if they break up. Then take 4 if they get back together again and keep adding drinks every time their relationship status changes.
  • Take a drink any time someone uses the phrases "You weren't yourself" or "I wasn't myself" to gloss over Phlebotinum-induced bad behavior.
  • Take a drink any time Lois's love for heavy metal bands is mentioned. Two drinks if it's Whitesnake.