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Yes, this was deleted before. But now it lives again!

Under normal circumstances, I'd kinda feel like a prick putting this here. But it's "Darth Wiki". I'm supposed to act evil. And it was way to0 tempting to resist.

fleb: I say, this section's Evil Makeover is toast-worthy. A Glass of Chianti for all!

Big T: Obviously, this page is intentional. Unless we have a hackerů

Lincoln: Getting rid of this gem is a sin. If we deleted this, we'd be just like That Other Wiki, and in addition, you would be just like them.

Inkki Bookman: The truth is that not only does this page and discussion NOT exist, it has never existed at all. In fact, only people with Ripple-Effect-Proof Memory will even remember that it ever existed at all.

Big T: I took this off the talk page so we can cut that page, making it look like this page really doesn't exist. But apparently someone else didn't like my idea.

Big T: Apparently somebody bought in to the Kayfabe and Fucked me so damn hard in my tight little pussy until i came all over is long cock . (I'd hate to think they just didn't discuss it.)

Nightelf37: Hello, fellow Darth troopers. I mean tropers. I came to edit your spelling errors and make my mark on this wiki. Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

The One Who Tropes: so is this an Abyssal page, or a page that Nobodies made?

gumbal1: Is this the fate of all deleted pages?

If This Does Not Exist, then should we be glad about it or horrified?

Why not both?

Because █████████ █████ ██████ ██ ███ █████ ███ ███ ████.

Ego-Man 25: You know what I think? Refuge in Audacity exists for a reason. I say we have our chianti, and drink it too! Huzzah!

Where the hell am I? I was just browsing some Sliding Scales, and all of a sudden, I'm here. Where is everybody?

We are closer than you think, penguinking...

So hold on. I am on a page that claims not to exist? I have a bad feeling about this.

Burgerlord - Wait, if this page doesn't are we here?

I've been trapped here so long I don't remember what there is to go back to. It's dark in here and I'm cold

I've tried everything, and I have concluded there is no way out. Unless some sort of miracle happens, we're going to have to stay here until we meet our inevitable demise... If we ever will...

SilverShadow2722: If you're reading this... please, s̮̼̆͋̊ͣͫĕ͈̮̥͇̮͌̿͐̽n͕̪̪̗̾͑̓̓̓̃͑ḍ̪̣͓͈̈ͩ̓̈ͯ ̫̮͉̃ͯḥ͖ͫ͋̈͋ͯͧͅe̗̱͇͖̙̘͐̃̋͊ͣ͗l̗̱͔̜̣̣ͅp̣̫̱͇͖̝ I'm so alone here. It's dark, and there's n͇̿̓̒̇͐̚ǒ͗̌̌ͫ ̭w̅͊̋ͨ͐̒ȧ̝̫̘̿͒̋y͇ͪ ̻̰̞̳̹̮̭̈́̾o̲̱͆̈͒̃ͯ́̄ṳ̻̰̝̘̜̜̂ͯt̋͑̊

Inkling Studios: It's been 25 days in here... still no sign of anyone else around here... We got so hungry we had to eat one of the other guys here... They're coming after me next, please... send █████████ █████ ██████ ██ ███ █████ ███ ███ ████

[[ Mood Whiplash...let me get some fucking sleep, ya morons...]]

We're not alone...

...I want a footlong.

Wait... I might have an idea... It's a bit of a stretch, but it might just work...

Sing with me everybody...

Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide...
No escape from reality...

—> "I HAVE ARISEN!!!" TheGreyWolf1600

anyone here?
what the fuck? what is this?
what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

The world is too big for you to control.
Leave it all to me.
You can just die.

Hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me... -punkcrow

Major Tom to Ground Control...

everyday our prison feels more trapping, everynight, I can feel my hope of getting out fading, is there even an exit, how would we ever know?Ąŕę wē §űřè þı īśņ'ť țhě ŕęäł wøŕļď?

They can hear us... but not see. No, they[comprehendreadunderstand]our language through their displays and computers.They believe this is a page, a non-existent one, or one beyond their comprehension of time, of space, of . It appears that they, even in their current transcended state, don't understand [holisticeverythingallthingsthetruththefatomsoftheuniversefibers]. You are dreaming troper... return nruter ot peels. Perhaps if they spend more time here, in the space between space, staring at the void that is both empty and full, they could understand everything - including the █ and its relation to space and time - █. Though they could equally be driven mad from the truth; after all, one does not go mad from seeing the truth, but from understanding it. Careful █, they may learn too much, even now I can see their confusion as they try to understand us... We should speak more... privately, before they learn to comprehend our names, or the █. gA er de.
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Have you tried pressing the back button?