Several things happened when we last left off Kirby and his friends. Kirby died, and there was a massive Original Character war. Now, you are wondering why, despite the video's title, I am calling this part Six and a Half instead of Part Seven. Parts "six" and "seven" were supposed to be one twelve minute long part, but due to AlexC0615's copy of iMovie hating this part so much, it got split into two, thus causing Paper Kirby and the One Week Delay. But screw that, let's just finish up this chapter and get this over with.
We get another Special Edition Title, followed by a shot of Rosy and X. Rosy is literally panting while trying to take in all of this Padding junk. X decides to arm up tons of weapons, including a spiky cleat, a Leg Cannon, a Hyperspace Mallet, and some more weapons which I do not know how to describe. This leads to Rosy's death, with a five-second long White Screen of Death. After that, it turns out that Rosy did not die, but rather, she was protected by Kirby's Super Form. I think I just saw Dead ex Machina create this crossover's biggest Plot Hole yet! This is even lampshaded by X like this:
X: WHAAT?!? HOW COULD YOU HAVE POSSIBLY SURVIVED?!
Oblivion does a Enemy Mine with Kirby and Rosy as they all turn into their super forms to kick some butt, to "Live and Learn" from Sonic Adventure 2. To make this even worse, the dreaded tutorial returns!
The battle lasts THREE FREAKING MINUTES, with each of the three characters attacking using a magical sword that came from the Deus ex Machina moment I mentioned earlier. This all ends with another White Screen of Death.
Kirby and Oblivion land to the ground, with Rosy having gone missing for some strange reason, and the two strike their Victory Pose. Victory Fakeout time!
Rosy: (evolves into her Superpowered Evil Side) IT WOULD APPEAR THAT WAY, WOULDN'T IT? HOWEVER, THIS FIGHT IS FAR FROM OVER. (goes back into her regular form) Just kidding!
Was that a Victory Fakeout Fakeout? Anyway, Rosy joins the Victory Pose, and Rosy literally says to X that The Good Guys Always Win. Oblivion kicks him out and apologizes for the lack of respect to show Sympathy for the Hero and promises to play fair.
So, because he saved the entire planet, Kirby wins the Brawlathon. The trophy falls makes him Squashed Flat. Thank god he was already flat from the start. Rosy thanks Kirby for helping her. However, they get interrupted by Watt's mother, who is mad that Kirby did not bring her the mail. Kirby just gives a Flat "What" facial expression, and we Iris Out.
Cue more character credits, which go Up To Eleven by separating "main characters", "supporting characters", "Brawlathon competitors", and even his own "fan characters". Keep in mind that this includes the names of the characters who were not named on screen. Special mentions go to Mama Watt, and Figun the penguin. This takes up one and a half minutes of our time. A title appears, which reads "END OF CHAPTER!!!"
We get a stinger, where Rosy wonders how X was created, realizing that he actually said that he was created for destruction.
Rosy: Well, whoever it was... they must REALLY hate this world.
The video concludes with another Iris Out, followed by a message which reads "The End! Thanks for watching!" Whoopee.
When I was watching the first three parts of this chapter, I started to have hopes that this awful Crossover would finally get good. I was so wrong, as this has now gotten worse and worse by each part (despite the Animation Bump in Part Four). It has almost every problem I saw in chapter one taken Up To Eleven! I can not believe how bad this crossover has gotten. It only makes me wonder how stupid the plot will become by the time we reach the last part of the last chapter. Yes, there are more chapters on the way.
Message to the readers of TVTropes:
Once again, I thank every single person who managed to survive this hullaballoo with me, whether you watched the videos I linked to follow along or not. In conclusion: this crossover keeps getting worse and worse by the minutes. I am even more sorry for those of you who watched along, I seriously am.
Once again, thanks for reading. :) Tune in when Chapter Three comes out, because I am going to definitely going to liveblog it. In the mean time, I will be continuing to liveblog various other bad videos and movies.
Until then, this is Snickerdoodle Hamster once again signing out! Remember kids, Drugs Are Bad!
-Snickerdoodle
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