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Edited by GastonRabbit on May 29th 2023 at 9:30:10 AM
- Ca$h Cab. Though only in the American version.
- Is the British version £oot £orry?
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
From the YMMV page from F Zero, talking about a character who's basically an android version of Mario:
edited 16th Jan '13 12:05:21 PM by DrFurball
Weird in a Can (updated M-F)From DarkerAndEdgier.Mythology:
- Hades was basically the nerdy kid with two jock brothers who always demanded arm wrestling (or in this case chariot racing) be used to solve disputes.
- Complete with living in the basement and only coming out once in a while?
Though honestly, the levels of grimderp recounted in some entries are amusing in their own way.
edited 16th Jan '13 3:57:49 PM by YamiiDenryuu
Apparently there's a continuity where Spiderman is a cannibal. So does he eat humans or spiders?
My laugh for today came from the Mick Jagger page, which, as you'll notice, is a redirect to The Rolling Stones.
I was looking at that page and noticed in the image caption that Mick and Keith apparently have their own pages and opened them, thinking "Poor Charlie and Ron". Then "Oh Mick, you got duped!".
edited 18th Jan '13 9:40:15 AM by Catfish42
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the lineFrom Hell Is War:
So, apparently, Sarutobi is going to spend the rest of eternity fighting a pair of limbs.
edited 18th Jan '13 11:20:25 AM by dRoy
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.Back when we still had Horrible/Fanfic, there was one entry that described a story that, among other things, ended with the Israeli Army randomly appearing and killing the villains. I get the distinct impression that the description here was probably much more entertaining than the story itself, though.
See, if it was a Hans Von Hozel fic, it actually would be just as awesome as it's described. Man's a danubing genius.
Our Just for Fun/The Problem with Pen Island page is a comedy goldmine:
- Ant I Love Song (Did I ever tell you how much I love ants? That Reminds Me of a Song!)
- Avoid The Dreaded Grating (Keep that grater away from my cheese!)
- Black LA Goon (A staple of crime films set in Southern California.)
- Gain Ax Ending: Our hero got an ax at the end of the story.
- Gain Ax In G (You got an electric guitar. Now play a G note on it.)
- Girl On Girl I Shot (...when I made this lesbian porn film)
- Guy On Guy I Shot (...when I also made this gay porn film)
- God Wins Law (After all, He is all-knowing, and He can get a witness), God Win Slaw (God win prize! Prize is slaw.)
- Go Ogle (modus operandi of a pervert)
But best of all...
- Fuk U Fic (First of all, your spelling and grammar suck. Second of all, my writing is just fine according to everyone else who's commented on it.)
edited 19th Jan '13 12:57:59 PM by 0dd1
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.I laughed at all of those.
UsefulNotes.Australian Wildlife features an hilarious section titled Pests/noxious weeds/feral animals/target practice... and ends with And Now, A Song
The Revolution Will Not Be TropeableThe quote for that page made me smile too.
I love all the Useful Notes pages on Australia.
...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.On Hugh Jackman's Awesome Moments page:
A) Really, that's a CMOA?
B) Really, we're allowing CMOA pages for people?
No, we aren't allowing CMOA pages for people. But Hugh Jackman is not a "people". He is a BADASS.
I have no idea if that first part is true.
edited 21st Jan '13 6:37:19 PM by Jimmmyman10
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.What really clinched it for me was "You can't get any more badass than that on Broadway".
...Not to say the entries in this thread aren't funny - they are - but that's the first post here that's made me laugh out loud in a while.
edited 21st Jan '13 7:09:59 PM by Psychobabble6
And if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know.To be fair, some people really are badass. Like Audie Murphy, the WWII hero so awesome that the only person awesome enough to play him in a film about him was... him, and even then they actually had to tone him down because the reality of his life was so unrealistic.
And there's all those other people in those Cracked articles too!
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.Hey, Stealth Pun:
- What's the difference between a baby and a high-school choir director? The baby sucks his fingers...