Troper and
owner of General John Pershing's boyhood doorknobs.
VANDALISM!!!
Ryzvonusef:
Why, Hello there,
◊ Wimpy!
Tropes that describe me (feel free to add more, vandalizers!)
- Celeb Crush: Broadway starlet Frances Ruffelle
◊, mostly because I've found I like older women; Frances is 46, with a 22-year-old daughter, and still looks like that.
- Dude Looks Like a Lady: So I've been told. It's gotten better since I've grown a small goatee, but even after that I've notably been catcalled by a homeless guy.
- Looks Like Jesus: After I've grown my beard, now I've been told I look like Him...
- The Scrappy: Not here, but on CBR's X-Men forums, mostly due to my tendency to never let a matter drop and talk about the same things over and over again.