Hawkeye and B.J. also had their moments. From the final episode:
Hawkeye: Look, I know how tough it is for you to say goodbye, so I'll say it. Maybe you're right. Maybe we will see each other again. But just in case we don't, I want you to know how much you've meant to me. I'll never be able to shake you. Whenever I see a pair of big feet or a cheesy mustache, I'll think of you.
B.J.: Whenever I smell month-old socks, I'll think of you.
Hawkeye: Or the next time somebody nails my shoe to the floor...
B.J.: Or when somebody gives me a martini that tastes like lighter fluid.
Hawkeye: I'll miss you.
B.J.: I'll miss you, a lot. I can't imagine what this place would've been like if I hadn't found you here.
- "What if I were dying? Would you hold me and let me die in your arms, or leave me on the floor to bleed?"
- Hawkeye also seems to enjoy having fantasies that involve B.J. in romantic situations.
- B.J. actually starts to veer off into Crazy Jealous Guy territory when Hawkeye gets to reminiscing about "the good old days with Trapper". He once even remarks that he sometimes hates Trapper even though he never even met him.note