Describe Lithium Here.
Well! *clears throat* Lithium is an alkali metal with 3 electr-…Oh. Right.
(Cue switch to Creepy Monotone voice.)
The Troper Lithium, also known as Lillith, is a young, female, Definitely-Not-Mad Scientist. She has many names including Lilly, Li, Lithi, Lili, Dark Mistress of All, and Lili the Bringer of Doom. Interests include, writing, webcomics, and cats named Deathbringer. Other interests include world domination, science, and world domination through science. Interests certainly do not include dissection, lobotomies, and mutant monsters named Fluffy…. Current projects of the Troper Lithium include attempts to write for a troperiffic webcomic, attempts to write gender-bending yuri fantasy, and the search for the most highly caffeinated beverage on earth. Current projects of the Troper Lithium most certainly do not include building death rays, creating and abusing portal guns, and raising mutant cat monsters named Fluffy the Deathbringer. Now please proceed down one of the following corridors.
To volunteer as a guinea pig For Science!, please visit corridor one. To drop off a shipment of plutonium, sulphuric acid, heavy duty titanium, or human test subjects please visit corridor two. To participate in gratuitous explosions and other displays of pyrokinetics please visit corridor three. To thwart the evil plans of Master Lithium please visit the room to your left that most certainly does not lead to a 20 foot drop into the trash incinerator.
- El Goonish Shive: This comic provides me endless amusement. I want to hug Grace; I want to play with Jeremy, and I want to take Nanase home with me. Also, it’s funny as heck.
- Megatokyo: Mihooooo~ *cough*I read it for the story and art style…
- Emergency Exit: I have concluded that Eddie, Jason, and Fred are the cutest things in the EE universe. They are so cute if they came to the real world it would most likely explode from overwhelming adorableness. And Kyran is just so fabulous~
- My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic: …Don’t judge me.
- Mythbusters: They’ve put together my three favorite things: science, guns, and Stuff Blowing Up.
- Dark Matters: Twisted but True: Science and moral ambiguity! Yay!
- Legend Of Korra: Of course I don’t have a fangirlish crush on the most recent incarnation of the Avatar…
- Black Cat (Manga): I’m not sure I have words to describe my love for this manga. Great story, guns, pretty girls, gorgeous artwork. Mention this is a good way to make me squee like a Fangirl.
- Beauty Pop: A shoujo manga I actually found interesting and liked the main character of.
- The Wallflower: Also known as Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge. Sunako Nakahara reminds me of myself. A lot.
- Katawa Shoujo: is freaking amazing. I love the art, the girls were beautiful, the stories kept me entertained for hours on end, and I’m taking Misha Mikado home with me.
- Ambiguously Brown: People have guessed African American, Hispanic, Indian, some sort of Asian, or a mix of 2/3/all of the above.
- Asexual: What is this thing you call sexual attraction?
- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: When given caffeine I tend to have trouble focusing o-…Puppy! Sorry. As I was saying, I tend to- Oh! Coffee! I want coffee! *cough* Anyway- Oh! Mythbusters is on!
- Bear Hug: Great both displays of affection, torture, and displays of affectionate torture.
- Berserk Button: Button? Try a whole keyboard. These include insults that don’t make sense, having my intelligence insulted/underestimated, stealing my food, bothering my friends, being called a “creepy lesbian”, use of the word “gay” as an insult, unreadably bad grammar, being interrupted... Really, this list goes on and on.
- Black and Nerdy: …Well, at least half black and 100% percent nerdy.
- Blinding Bangs:
- Brainy Brunette
- Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick: At least 40% of my lists turn out like this.
- Brilliant, but Lazy: ….On the bright side, this keeps me from doing anything maniacal on a huge scale.
- Bokukko: Well, ore-onna.
- Catchphrase: “I assure you that I am not in fact having a small mental breakdown.”, “I’ll be in my corner.”, “For Science!”, “What is this thing you call [insert basic human activity/emotion here?”, among others.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: Warning – Breaking into mad fits of maniacal laughter, rolling on the floor, shouting out random ideas that come to mind, using knives to stir tea, torturing marshmallows, whispering to plastic ponies as you stroke their manes, writing poems about death and baked goods, and glaring intensely at your computer screen may cause people to question your sanity.
- Evil Laugh: Often. Very often.
- Forgets to Eat: Often. Usually the headaches/suddenly keeling serve as friendly reminders.
- Genki Girl: Every time I’m given caffeine. Results range from running around yelling like a hyperactive child and flapping my arms to maniacal laughter and attempts to rule the world.
- The Glomp: My main form of greeting female friends.
- Gratuitous Japanese: Sometimes used in every day speech to further confuse people of ethnicity. Mwahaha!
- Gratuitous Spanish: Often. Attributed to being a bilingual Cloudcuckoolander.
- I'm Taking Her Home with Me!: My reaction to many things including Twilight Sparkle, Misha Mikado, and Sunako Nakahara.
- Large Ham: Another side effect of caffeine.
- Names to Run Away from Really Fast: Lillith is one letter away from Lilith, the supposed evil first wife of Adam who left the Garden of Eden to go mess around with demons. Lithium is a metal that pretty much sparks and explodes when you drop it in water.
- Nerd Glasses: When I don’t feel like wearing my Sexy Spectacles.
- The Nicknamer: Marshie-chan, The Birds, My Ciel-chan, and Polar Bear are among a few of the nicknames I’ve saddled people with.
- Nightmare Fetishist: There is nothing wrong with going to sleep to “Kagome, Kagome”, finding fire/explosions very, very pretty, getting excited over dissections in anatomy class, or being attracted to Mad Scientists and Yandere…
- No Social Skills: ….Getting better.
- Peekabangs
- Perky Goth
- Punctuated! For! Emphasis!: So. Freaking. Often.
- Sexy Spectacles: Tried pulling this off.
- Slasher Smile
- Sophisticated as Hell: At times Lithium prefers speaking eloquently with the sporadic occurrence of Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness but such speech patterns have a propensity to abruptly vanish when some idiot pisses her off.
- Split Personality: 6 of them actually. Don’t worry. They’re nice. …Well…most of them are nice.
- Tights Under Shorts: Every remotely girly outfit I wear.
- Tomboy: Bit of subversion as a child. Weekly outdoor activities included rollerskating, trying to do tricks on a scooter, playing with Nerf guns, and chasing lizards. This was all done wearing pink, cotton-candy blue, and cutesy Hair Decorations …
- Tomboyish Sidetails
- Visible Silence: Does this on Skype/other chats so much it’s almost a catchphrase.
- Yuri Fan: Yes. Oh yes. Very much yes.
- Your page has now been marked by a marshmallow, I'm terribly sorry.-Fulcanelli
