Series: Weird Science
"Submitted for your appoval: two troubled teens and one magic genie. Seemingly the perfect formula for mirth and mayhem."A 1990s television Fantastic Comedy series based on the 1985 movie of the same name. Hollywood Nerds Gary and Wyatt, unable to hook up with real girls, use a computer to "create" the perfect woman: Magical Girl Lisa, whose powers initiate wacky adventures.The series, which aired on the USA Network from 1994 to 1997, changed settings from Illinois (in the original film) to California. Probably for budgetary reasons, but they could have at least pretended it was still Illinois.
— Chett Donnelly, imitating Rod Serling in "Sci-Fi Zoned"
Tropes exhibited by this series include:
- Absentee Actor: Chett missed a few episodes here and there, with no explanation given for his whereabouts. Gary also didn't appear in "Phantom Scampi."
- The Ace: As goofy as he could be, Scampi was always able to rein in Chett during high school and foil all of his pranks.
- In "The Bazooka Boys," Wyatt and Gary's clones do a better job of leading their lives than they do.
- Adam Westing: By Adam West himself in "Strangers in Paradise." During a bidding war over a ceramic squirrel, several nods are made to Batman.
- Adorkable: Wyatt, especially early on.
- And Starring: Vanessa Angel as Lisa
- Affectionate Nickname: Gary often referred to Wyatt as "Big Guy," presumably because he was quite a bit shorter than him.
- Be Careful What You Wish For: One episode revolves around the guys being given a brand new computer game by Lisa; they then blow her off completely to play the game but are disappointed that the game turns out to be too short. When they complain to Lisa — well, she's so miffed at being ignored, she brings the video game villain to life. See also Turned Against Their Masters.
- Beach Episode: "Free Gary." The guys get to live out a Baywatch-esque scenario, but it turns out Gary can't swim. When he has to save the Girl of the Week, Lisa accidentally turns him into a merman.
- Big Brother Bully: Chett
- Break the Haughty: In season four, Chett ends up convincing Lisa to make him a successful male stripper. Everything goes great until his female fanbase begins to stalk him, his female boss forces him to have sex with her to keep his job, and finds his attempts to become a "legitimate" dancer squashed by sexist talent agents who see him as a glorified whore.
- Brilliant but Lazy: Gary. In "Slow Times at Farber High," he spent hours writing cheat notes all over his body (writing backwards for his back so he could read them in the bathroom mirror) rather than just study.
- Brought Down to Normal: In "Horseradish," Wyatt's computer gets a security upgrade, but Gary forgets the password - locking Lisa out and cutting off her magic.
- Bullying a Dragon: After learning about her, Chett had a habit of purposefully annoying or goading Lisa. It went as well as you'd expect."Note to self: stop pissing off the genie."
- Butt Monkey: Both male leads but especially Gary. Wyatt usually at least managed to keep some dignity even when kicked by another wish gone wrong. Chett probably qualifies too, though he (mostly) deserves it.
- Cannot Keep a Secret: In "Girl Talk," Lisa feels bad about keeping secrets from her new friend and tells her she's a genie. Unfortunately, the friend tells her sister and ultimately leads to about thirty other people (including Scampi somewhere along the line) finding out.
- Casanova Wannabe: Gary.
- Censor Box: In the Pilot, Lisa initially talked about all the incredible things she could do with her powers, and Wyatt responded with the request "Can we see you naked?" Lisa was actually completely OK granting this request, but after a bit of increasingly confused staring the boys asked why there were two Censor Box's, and Lisa explained that they'd made her to have a level of perfection that didn't exist in real women so they were there for their protection.
- Catchphrase: When Gary is proven wrong or surprised, he usually responds with "Son of a gun."
- Characterization Marches On: Gary's dad, Al, was initially a lot stricter towards him and more distant towards his wife. A few appearances later, he became more of a loving Bumbling Dad.
- The Chew Toy: Chett, especially early on.
- City with No Name: The town is unnamed, but somewhere in southern California.
- Clingy Jealous Girl: In "Fatal Lisa," a botched wish causes Lisa to fall in love with Wyatt. She becomes increasingly clingy and possessive - to the point of making everyone else disappear to leave the two of them alone.
- Comedic Sociopathy: Lisa is very casual about endangering the boys' lives or even temporarily killing them.Lisa: If I told you every time I put your lives in danger, we'd never get out of the house.
- Comes Great Responsibility: In "Rock Hard Chett," a prank on Chett is about to go horribly wrong, so Lisa gives him invincibility to save his life. He finds out about his new powers when he stumbles onto and foils a bank robbery. He quickly decides to put on a costume and become a superhero. Amazingly enough, he takes it very seriously and does a great job.
- Comically Missing the Point: When Gary and Wyatt sneak onto a talk show (see below) and reveal they have a genie, Chett, Principal Scampi and a Jerk Jock at school feel "that explains a lot." Gary's father, however, asks, "Where'd Gary get the money for a sex change operation?"
- Continuity Nod: The boys sneak onto the the set of a talk show and appear as guests. The topic of the day? "Men who turned into women who turned into men again." See Gender Bender below.
- "What Genie?" sees Wyatt and Gary going over the former's journal - referencing several past episodes.
- Courtroom Episode: "Community Property." Wyatt and Gary fight over Lisa, leading to a cyber-court battle over who should get custody.
- Cross Over: The three male characters all appeared, voicing themselves, on another USA network show, Duckman, where the villain was planning to kill the regulars from both shows.
- Dangerously Genre Savvy: Gary with slasher movies, as seen in "Bikini Camp Slasher."
- Department of Redundancy Department: Lisa is insistently referred to as a "magic genie." (Which is weird because she's created from a computer, making her a cyber-genie...)
- Enemy Mine: Chett and Scampi had to (begrudgingly) team up in "Gary and Wyatt's Bloodsucking Adventure" and "Stalag 17."
- Everything's Better with Monkeys: "Lisa's Childhood Memories" features Chad Chimp: Ape Detective.
- "Wicked Wish" features Wyatt's mom going all Evil Queen and tries to zap Wyatt and Gary into monkeys. Only their lower halves are transformed, which Chett finds hilarious until he sees the tails."Outstanding! What do I got to do to get one?"
- "Wicked Wish" features Wyatt's mom going all Evil Queen and tries to zap Wyatt and Gary into monkeys. Only their lower halves are transformed, which Chett finds hilarious until he sees the tails.
- Everything's Deader with Zombies: In "You'll Never Eat Brains in This Town Again," Lisa is trying to make an indie horror movie with zombies. When the student actors don't work out, she zaps up some real zombies. The zombies do what they're told and behave, but when the sun goes down, they get hungry. And one of them bites Lisa...
- Expy: The FBI characters in "Fly Boy" are patterned after Mulder, Scully and the Cigarette-Smoking Man.
- The Family for the Whole Family: "It's a Mob, Mob, Mob, Mob World," where the Donnellys become the Donnellis, a loving family that runs the Homeowners Association like a criminal empire. This later leads to a goofy Mob War between them and the Wallaces.
- Flanderization: Lisa, from a competent but unpredictable genie to a full-fledged Inept Mage whose spells never work right.
- Forgot About Her Powers: Lisa and the boys are constantly resorting to zany schemes to do things that Lisa could accomplish with one wave of her hand. Lampshaded in "Searching for Boris Karloff" after Lisa makes a heartbroken speech over the dead body of Frankenstein's monster:Gary: Uh, Lis? Can't you just, you know, zap him back to life?
Lisa: Oh. Yeah.
- "Freaky Friday" Flip: "Switched at Birth." Feeling the other doesn't appreciate their current life, Wyatt gets to enjoy time with the down-to-Earth, present Wallaces and Gary gets to enjoy parental free life with a working credit card.
- Freudian Excuse: Chett's bullying of Wyatt. A flashback in "Strangers in Paradise" shows Chett was moved into a smaller room to make way for newborn Wyatt. This is followed by a montage of moments of their parents constantly praising Wyatt and criticizing Chett.
- His grudge against Scampi, as well. At first, it just seems solely based on Scampi foiling his pranks and disciplining him, but "Stalag 16" reveals that he blames Scampi for being expelled and sent to military school.
- Gender Bender: In one episode, Lisa (annoyed at the boys' sexism) gets her own back by turning the boys into girls. And nobody could forget the episode where an underage online thief steals Lisa's image, replacing it with Abe Vigoda. (Yes, TV's Fish.).
- In Quantum Wyatt, Gary jumps into a phone-sex operator at the end. And in the Pilot, Gary (thinking that Lisa had left forever) told Wyatt that he wouldn't be happy unless Wyatt was a "killer babe." Cue Wyatt turning into a gorgeous blonde. And then cue credits before anything interesting happens.
- In "Bee in There", Wyatt asks Lisa to not only send himself and Gary back in time to 1987 but to leap them into their fathers a la Quantum Leap so they can teach their younger selves show to throw a baseball. Gary, however, leaps into his mother. This leads his dad and Wyatt's mother to believe that their spouses are having an affair.
- Grand Finale: "WS4." Aliens invade, Gary is killed by said aliens but then resurrected; Chet and Scampi have a Luke, I Am Your Father moment.
- Halloween Episode: "Demon Lisa." Wyatt and Gary throw a Halloween party, as Lisa is possessed by an Internet virus/demon.
- Heterosexual Life-Partners: Gary and Wyatt are almost always together, yet are always after girls.
- Honor Before Reason: In "Rock Hard Chett," Chett uses his new invulnerability to become a superhero. When the wish wears off, he gets shot during a bank heist (though Lisa manages to bring him back to life just as quickly). Wyatt suggests just walking away, but Chett goes back in to save the day despite losing his powers. (He manages to talk the robbers down by convincing them their guns have already failed to stop him.)
- Hypocritical Heartwarming: Chett has these moments with Wyatt and less often Gary.
- It's a Wonderful Plot: Double subverted in "It's a Wonderful Life (Without You)" when Wyatt and Lisa see a world where the former was never born. A world without Wyatt seems perfect, as Chett is a straight A overachiever, while Gary is the most popular guy in school and has a steady girlfriend. However, without Wyatt around, the parents have put so much pressure on Chett that he hates his life and is about ready to crack, while Gary was so desperate for popularity that he resorted to chronic lying and stealing.
- Jackass Genie: Not Lisa (usually), but her powers seem to do this to her as well without her wanting it by making wishes come true with unnecessary caveats and in ways that cause all kinds of trouble/plot. As one of the guys once puts it, "Your magic sucks."
- Gene the Genie, played by Bruce Campbell.
- Invoked in "Master Chett," where Lisa cons Chett into making three wishes and purposefully does a bad job in order to get him to stop bothering her.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Chett. While generally a Jerkass to Wyatt and Gary and often brazenly hitting on Lisa, Chett would demonstrate genuine concern and affection for Lisa. He also showed genuine care for a pet dog he had for an episode.
- Last Minute Hookup: "WS4" reveals that Lisa and Wyatt had been secretly dating for some time. Course, they actually break-up before the episode is over.
- Lightning Can Do Anything: How Lisa was created.
- This is the cover story the guys give Chett in "Rock Hard Chett" to explain his sudden invulnerability. When the wish wears off, Wyatt then tries to tell him, "The lightning wore off!"
- Literal Genie: In "Cyrano Debrainac," Gary wishes for the brain of Albert Einstein, so Lisa zaps up Einstein's Brain in a Jar. Note this was after he tried to be very careful with his wording to avoid a mishap like his head being replaced by Einstein's.
- Local Hangout: The Java Man coffee shop.
- Mad Libs Catch Phrase: "Oh, man! Dumped by a ______!" Usually said by Wyatt ("Oh, man! Dumped by a robot/car/fictional character!") but also by Lisa when she experiences the ultimate humiliation: "Oh, man! Dumped by Gary Wallace!"
- Ms. Fanservice: Lisa
- Her Catwoman outfit in "A Tale of Two Lisas" is probably the best example of that. Oh, my.
- Mundane Wish: Despite Lisa's nearly-limitless (if temporary) powers, nearly all Gary and Wyatt's wishes are for incredibly mundane things. Lampshaded within an inch of its life in the Grand Finale after Wyatt reveals Lisa's existence to the school:Student: So how come you're not, like, the richest men in the world living on an island with Cindy Crawford and Naomi Campbell?
Wyatt: We, uh, never really wished for that.
Student: So what did you wish for?
Wyatt: I wished to be president of the chess club once. It didn't work out.
- Musical Episode: "Pirates!" Wyatt is cast as the lead in the school musical, but Lisa accidentally brings singing pirates to life, and they make Chett their leader. After four brief interludes, the episode ends with a lengthy musical number.
- Mythology Gag: Why is Gary so certain that they can create a woman on a computer?
- New Job Episode: "Nightmare on Chett Street" sees Chett get a job at the Java Man (which he hates) and gets fired. In "Chett's World," he's thrown out of the house until he can find a job, so Lisa creates a store selling everything he cares about. (Course, that one turns into evolved mice trying to takeover the world.)
- New Powers as the Plot Demands: Taken to an extreme in "Rock Hard Chett" when Lisa discovers a previously-unknown power to bring Chett back to life.
- Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: In "Master Chett," the guys and Lisa antagonize Chett without any on-screen justification and then openly brag about how they were able to do it with a genie. They do so because they think they can wipe his memory... only to then find out that they can't. Whoops.
- Noir Episode: "The Genie Detective"
- Oh Crap!: In "You'll Never Eat Brains in This Town Again," after Lisa realizes her zombie actors are about to turn carnivorous.Lisa: Uh-oh. (runs off)
Wyatt: Before she ran out of here in a blind panic, did the all-powerful genie say "uh-oh?"
Gary: You heard that too, huh?
- Older Than They Look: Done In-Universe during "Grampira," when Wyatt wishes for his grandmother to feel young again. Unfortunately, as a side-effect, she takes the youthful energy of anyone she touches, and it soon spreads like a virus. All the infected teenagers still look the same, but they have really become as old as senior citizens and will die if the wish isn't reversed.
- Opening Shout-Out: For most of the run, the series intro began and ended with Stock Footage from Bride of Frankenstein. Cut to "Searching for Boris Karloff":Creature: You... make man?
Praetorius: No. Woman!
Creature: Woman?Frankenstein: She's alive! Alive!
- Our Vampires Are Different: In "Gary & Wyatt's Bloodsucking Adventure," the guys and Lisa become vampires, but substitute blood-drinking for Yoo-hoo and there's no indication that sunlight affects them. Of course, they run afoul of more typical vampires.
- Out of Focus: With the increased emphasis on Chett in the final season, Gary and Wyatt often didn't have much to do on their own show. Many final season episodes have them reduced to subplots or just standing around and making snarky comments.
- Parental Abandonment: Wyatt and Chett's parents are usually always away on business, leaving them the run of the house.
- Parental Bonus: During the Whole Plot Reference to The Twilight Zone, Gary has a moment that parodies the famous climax to the first Planet of the Apes movie. Seems like a simple unrelated-Shout-Out, but as the writers knew, TZ creator Rod Serling wrote a draft of the movie's script and originated said climax.
- Parental Neglect: Chett was neglected after Wyatt was born, while Wyatt gets neglected due to work.Marcia: Did we forget his birthday again?
Wayne: If we did, my secretary's going to be looking for a new job.
- Parental Substitute: Implied with Gary's parents to Wyatt. In "It's a Mob, Mob, Mob, Mob World," Al and Emily throw Wyatt a small celebration for his perfect scores on the SATs, while his own parents didn't even know he had taken them. Presumably, Gary's parents kept an eye on Wyatt before Chett moved back home.
- Ping-Pong Na´vetÚ: Lisa was created with a high IQ, but when she has to actually function in the real-world ("Horseradish," "Teen Lisa"), she tends to be clueless. Justified, because she may have intelligence and information, but no real life experience, being just created.
- Planet of Steves: Quite literally, recurring characters from an alien race all named Steve who wanted Lisa as their new queen.
- This is is also the plot of Rat and Mickey, two rats transformed into humans by Lisa's magic—use mind-controlling jerky to make everyone in the world act like the moronic Chett, then use humans for science experiments.
- Plot-Driven Breakdown: Lisa's powers would sometimes fail her at key moments (like during the Grand Finale).
- Especially early on, the writers would frequently drive the plot by having Lisa's spell wear off at the most inconvenient time possible.
- Plot-Mandated Friendship Failure: In "Sci-Fi Zoned," after a scene in which they say they'll always be friends, Wyatt and Gary are then shown fighting over some school humiliations and agreeing their friendship is over.
- In "Community Property," Wyatt and Gary accuse the other of hogging Lisa, leading to a fight and a custody battle.
- Pro Wrestling Episode: In "Men in Tights," after Chett picks a fight with a nasty wrestler, Lisa gives him wrestling skills to survive it. Because he was trying to pull him out of the ring at the time, Wyatt also got half the power. Chett and Wyatt subsequently become tag-team wrestlers Uncle Slam and Paul Severe. King Kong Bundy makes an appearance As Himself.
- Real After All: In "Free Gary," Lisa is drawn to a guy nicknamed Kahuna that seems to know everything about her, but speaks vaguely about it. She soon believes he's a genie (especially when Gary is somehow saved from a wish gone wrong), while Wyatt thinks he was just giving her pickup lines and everything else was a coincidence. The last scene reveals that Kahuna is a genie.
- Repressed Memories: In "Fly Boy," Chett is hypnotized as part of an FBI interrogation to get to his subconscious. It turns out he remembers a lot of the weird things that have happened to him during the series.
- Ripple Effect-Proof Memory: In "Universal Remote," the guys use it to play around with time. As Gary increasingly hogs it for his own use, Wyatt remains aware of all the loops, rewinds and fast-forwards.
- Sand In My Eyes: In "Searching for Boris Karloff," after Wyatt gives a heartfelt monologue to a comatose Lisa.Gary: I think I got something in my eyes.
Creature: Me, too.
- Secret Keeper: Chett (begrudgingly) becomes this after repeated memory wipes give him an immunity.
- Secret Test of Character: In "Magic Comet Ride," Lisa embarks on some training to be a better genie. In the end, her Yoda-like mentor tells her she can go to a place where all of her questions can be answered, but it would mean leaving Wyatt and Gary forever. While she admits that they're not the helpless losers they used to be, Lisa says she still needs them and won't go. Her mentor replies, "Pass the most important test of all you did."
- The first episode acknowledges I Dream of Jeannie and John Hughes.
- "Bikini Camp Slasher" parodies the slasher/horror genres - throwing out references to The Exorcist, Evil Dead 2, Halloween, Silent Night, Deadly Night, Friday the 13th, Poltergeist, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Night of the Living Dead (1968). (By the way, the episode premiered a good year before Scream (1996) came out. Eerie.)
- The plots of both "Quantum Wyatt" and "Bee In There" are parodies of Quantum Leap and it is mentioned in the latter. For you trivia buffs, Michael Manasseri (Wyatt) appeared in the Quantum Leap episode "Return of the Evil Leaper".
- In one episode, Gary dates a cheerleader from Santo Domingo High, the high school on Parker Lewis Can't Lose, which many of the producers had previously worked on.
- In "Lisa's Childhood Memories," an animal-themed detective yells at Chett, "What the hell are you starin' at?!"
- In "Chett's World," Lisa's magic accidentally turns two mice into humans, who then proceed to try to take over the world.
- Sitcom Arch-Nemesis: Chett and the former "Ass-istant Principal Scampi."
- Skepticism Failure: In "Girl Talk," Lisa tells her new friend Tisch that she's a genie. Tisch actually believes in a lot of supernatural-type stuff, but doesn't believe Lisa because she thought she was making fun of her. Lisa convinces her by making it rain... inside the Java Man... with men instead of rain.Gary: I don't wanna even know.
Wyatt: I can't feel my legs.
- Spotlight-Stealing Squad: Chett became so popular with the writers that in the final season he wound up getting more spotlight episodes than the leads.
- Status Quo Is God: Taken to the extreme. In several episodes, one of the guys actually got a girlfriend. But since this would've left the writers without an objective to drive future plots, she would quietly disappear between episodes.
- A more in-universe example: Lisa's magic eventually wears off, resetting things back to normal no matter how out of control the wishes make things. Her only spells that seem to be permanent are the ones that restore the original status quo, like erasing people's memories of her.
- Averted in "Master Chett," with the revelation that Chett had been mindwiped so many times by Lisa, that he had become immune to her ability to erase/alter memories. This leads to him becoming part of the group and participating in various adventures.
- Swapped Roles: In "Teen Lisa," Lisa goes to school disguised as a Hollywood Homely teenager while the boys become the world's most inept genies.
- Take That: In "Slow Times at Farber High," Gary's attempt to use a brain-draining machine on a nerd who humiliated him backfires when he inadvertently sucks up everyone's intelligence. At one point, he wonders where all of the now-stupid teenagers have vanished to. It turns out they've all gathered to watch Saved by the Bell: The College Years.
- Talk Like a Pirate: "Pirates!", of course.
- Temporary Bulk Change: One season one episode sees Wyatt wishing for larger muscles to impress an athletic girl. Lisa conjures up a suit that gives him a bodybuilder's physique, and trouble inevitably begins with Gary borrows it. Wyatt even lampshades the fact that people might be confused about his sudden musculature; Gary explains that since Wyatt was a huge nerd before, no one ever noticed his body.
- Title Drop: During "Grampira," after realizing the effects the wish will have on everyone.Gary: Grampira must be stopped!
- Turned Against Their Masters: After Lisa brings a video game villain to life, it promptly kidnaps her; Gary and Wyatt must fight for her release.
- Lisa herself fits this at times. In several episodes (such as the above example), she purposefully misinterprets the boys' wishes to teach them a lesson.
- The Unfavorite: Chett
- The Unreveal:Lisa: Did Wyatt and Gary make me, or did the universe make me for them?
Genie Master: Sent by the universe to help the boys you were. All that you are, created they did.
- Vampiric Draining: When Wyatt wishes for his Nana to have the energy of a teenager in "Grampira," Lisa inadvertently gives her this ability: when Nana touches a young person, she drains the youthfulness out of them, making teens act old while she gets progressively more and more energetic and excited.
- Weird Science
- Weirdness Censor: In "Sex Ed," Lisa takes over Farber's health class and openly performs magic in front of the class. To get around the problems of that, she zaps the other students and tells them that nothing they see in the class for the next week will seem out of the ordinary.
- Wham Episode: "Master Chett," where Chett has developed immunity to memory wipes and learns about Lisa permanently.
- Wham Line: After Wyatt drops his grandmother off at the home, she encourages him to visit more often and to bring Lisa."But tell her to leave her magic at home. I don't need it." (smiles)
- What Happened to the Mouse?: Some episodes ended with Wyatt or Gary actually getting/impressing girls, only for them to be single the very next episode.
- Who Writes This Crap?!: In season three, episode nine, Lisa is genie-napped and the boys lose all memory of her. Wyatt, reviewing past entries of his journal, finds references to her. He lists the plots of a few past episodes to Gary and exclaims: "Who could come up with this stuff?" Gary remarks: "Oh, please, a 4-year-old could come up with this stuff."
- Whole Episode Flashback: "Chett World" turns out to be one: the episode opens with Chett running down the street screaming for help, then telling his story to a mysterious shadowy figure. Turns out it's his dad, and Chett's explaining why he should be let back into the house.
- Whole Plot Reference: Several episodes take the premise of existing shows. In "Sci-Fi Zoned," when the boys were fighting, Lisa zaps them into a world based on their favorite show, The Sci-Fi Zone. Another episode, "Quantum Wyatt," helps Wyatt figure out possible careers by spoofing Quantum Leap.
- "Searching for Boris Karloff" to Universal's Frankenstein (1931) movies.
- "Wicked Wish" to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Gary lampshades it at one point.
- "Stalag 16" is mostly Stalag 17 with a little Hogan's Heroes thrown in.
- "Chett's World" to Invasion of the Body Snatchers (only replacing aliens with mind-altering drinks to make everyone like Chett).
- Will They or Won't They?: Chett and Lisa in the final season. They don't.
- Wire Dilemma: Parodied. Gary and Wyatt, based on what they've seen in movies, hesitate whether the red wire will stop the bomb or is a decoy that'll detonate it. Lisa grabs the whole bundle of wires and yanks them all out at once.Lisa: You guys watch too many movies.
- Written-In Absence: John Mallory Asher doesn't appear "Phantom Scampi." (Point of fact, it's the only one he missed.) Gary is said to have wished for shrinking pills, leading to a brief scene of a pile of clothes and some low-level squeeking.
- Vanessa Angel was unavailable for some episodes while she was shooting the movie Kingpin, so the writers wrote in various excuses for why Lisa has only one scene, including a computer hacking incident that makes her look like Abe Vigoda.