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Revy: ROCK! Fucking shit for brains! The only fucking reason we're not dead right now is because, for some fucking reason, that fucking war maniac bitch put her gun away! Or maybe it was God's grace or your great sense of humor! Yeah, I agreed to be your gun while we were here, but this is FUCKED! I could protect you through the fucking Alamo! But it's just not fucking possible to protect a guy who's trying so damn hard to get FUCKING KILLED ALL THE TIME!
Rock: ...Are you mad?
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Rock: ...Are you mad?
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— Black Lagoon, "Snow White's Payback"
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"Goddamnit, where the Hell is Jack? Fucking chickenshit! Fuck it! Fuck it! Shit! Fuck it! Shit!"
— Some Mook, Violence Jack - Harlem Bomber
"Well after we eat, lets go hit the club and have ourselves a little fuckfest! Fuck that guy! Fuck this guy! Fuck those guys! We'll find everything that has a dick and FUCK IT! I'M TOTALLY FUCKING STOKED!"
— Panty Anarchy, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt English dub
Motherfucker needs to motherfucking chillax before he has a motherfucking stroke!
— Panty Anarchy, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt English dub
Panty: Time for us to flush the toilet.
Stocking: One, that was cheesy; two, you smell like shit.
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Stocking: As long as what I say right now doesn't count, I'm in.
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Stocking: One, that was cheesy; two, you smell like shit.
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Stocking: As long as what I say right now doesn't count, I'm in.
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— Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt English dub
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Stocking: You motherfucker!
Panty: Oh yeah, you fatherfucker! Oh you so fucking crazy!
Stocking: You motherfucker!
Panty: Oh yeah, you fatherfucker! Oh you so fucking crazy!
— Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt Japanese version
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Stocking: Just shut up and hammer!
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— Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt English dub
"WHAT THE FUCK, FUCKING ASSRAG PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKING FUCK, GIVE IT BACK!! I'LL KILL YOU!!"
— Katsuki Bakugou, My Hero Academia Chapter 28 (Fallen Angels translation)
All I could hear were screams, sobbing, and “Fuck!” Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! The profanities were flying as thick as the bullets.
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Fucking bullshit
Fucking bullshit
Holy shit, oh fucker
Fucking bullshit
Fucking bullshit
Goddamn bullshit
Son of a bitch, what the hell?
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Son of a bitch, what the hell?
— First verse of "Galactic Mermaid" by the Mermaid Sisters, Carole & Tuesday
Fucking Comic Fucking Books
Jack From Jupiter: No, no, nononononono! They're not going to fucking do me like this! Butcher and his sick fucking crew of freaks, they're fucking fucking fucking fucking NOT!
A-Train: That's a lot of fucking.
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A-Train: That's a lot of fucking.
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— The Boys
SON OF A FUCKING WHORE! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING? FUCK THIS FUCK!
— Sheriff Root, Preacher
Fuck you, dad. An' fuck you, mom. Fuck you, Karen. You pointless bitch. Fuck you, Uncle Jimmy. Fuck you, Auntie Mo, you big fat fuckin cunt. Fuck you, Kai, an' all your dead brats alongside you. Fuck you, Jackie. Fuck you, Don Massimo Cesare, you pussy—the Punisher did us all a favor when he blew your fuckin' old head off. Fuck you, Ink, an' fuck you, Pittsy. A lotta use you two pricks turned out to be. Fuck you' Castle. I ain't finished with you yet, not by a long way.
—Nicky Cavella, The Punisher MAX
Fucking Films
"Fuck you, you fucking fuck!"
— Frank Booth, Blue Velvet
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Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
— The Boondock Saints, as seen here
"Flaming Dragon? Ok… fuckface. First, take a big step back… and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of Pan-Pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia, jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again, otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
…find out who that was."
— Les Grossman, Tropic Thunder
"Fuck fuck fuck! Mother mother fuck! Mother mother fuck fuck! Noinch noinch noinch!"
Caine: [carjacking a man at gunpoint] Turn that motherfucking shit down!
Man: *turns radio off* Nigga, what the fuck do you want from me?
Caine: Nigga, you know what the fuck I want, nigga. I want your motherfucking Dayton’s and your motherfucking stereo. And I'll take a double burger with cheese.
Man: WHAT??!!
Caine: Look motherfucker, order my motherfucking food.
Drive-Thru Cashier: Hi, may I take your order, please?
Man: Uh, lemme get a double burger. Some fries-
Caine: Motherfucker, I said with cheese, nigga!
Man: Shit! *to the cashier* Uh, make that a double burger with cheese.
Caine: See, y'all would've made me shoot your stupid ass over nothing.
Man: Hey, come on, man, we supposed to be brothers!
Caine: Oh what, you trying to get smart? Nigga, are you trying to kick some knowledge? Nigga, fuck that! Nigga, gimme your motherfucking jewelry, nigga. TAKE THAT SHIT OFF!
*beeep, beeeep, beeeep*
Caine: Oh, you got a pager, too! You're a baller, huh? You a baller? Gimme this motherfuckin' shit. Better me than the motherfuckin' cops, nigga.
"Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! You're cool! And fuck you, I'm out!"
— Scarface, Half Baked
Pete: What's that fucking noise? it's four in the fucking morning.
Ed: It's Saturday.
Pete: No, it's not. It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours because every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm so fucking angry?!
Ed: Fuck 'ya!
Rental Agency Clerk: (cheerfully) Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal Page: (softly) Yes.
Clerk: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
Clerk: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want. A fucking car. Right. Fucking. Now!
(beat)
Clerk: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Clerk: Oh, boy...
Neal: "Oh, boy" what?
"Can't you stop saying 'fuck' all the time?"
— Elvira, Scarface
Lionel: Vulgar, but fluent; you don't stammer when you swear.
Prince Albert: Oh, bugger off!
Lionel: Is that the best you can do?
Prince Albert: Well… bloody bugger to you, you beastly bastard.
Lionel: Oh, a public school prig could do better than that.
Prince Albert: Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
Lionel: Yes!
Prince Albert: Shit!
Lionel: Defecation flows trippingly from the tongue!
Prince Albert: Because I'm angry!
Lionel: Do you know the f-word?
Prince Albert: F… f… fornication?
Lionel: Oh, Bertie.
Prince Albert: Fuck. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck and fuck! Fuck, fuck and bugger! Bugger, bugger, buggerty buggerty buggerty, fuck, fuck, arse!
Lionel: Yes…
Prince Albert: Balls, balls….
Lionel: …you see, not a hesitation!
Prince Albert: …fuckity, shit, shit, fuck and willy. Willy, shit and fuck and… tits.
Prince Albert: Oh, bugger off!
Lionel: Is that the best you can do?
Prince Albert: Well… bloody bugger to you, you beastly bastard.
Lionel: Oh, a public school prig could do better than that.
Prince Albert: Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
Lionel: Yes!
Prince Albert: Shit!
Lionel: Defecation flows trippingly from the tongue!
Prince Albert: Because I'm angry!
Lionel: Do you know the f-word?
Prince Albert: F… f… fornication?
Lionel: Oh, Bertie.
Prince Albert: Fuck. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck and fuck! Fuck, fuck and bugger! Bugger, bugger, buggerty buggerty buggerty, fuck, fuck, arse!
Lionel: Yes…
Prince Albert: Balls, balls….
Lionel: …you see, not a hesitation!
Prince Albert: …fuckity, shit, shit, fuck and willy. Willy, shit and fuck and… tits.
Really? Well guess fuckin' what? I don't really fuckin' care. You want to know fuckin' why? Because I don't fuckin' live in the fuckin' world, I live in fuckin' New York City, so go fuck yourself!
— Henry Hackett, The Paper
Shut up, cunt! You louse. You got some fucking neck. Retired? Fuck off. You're revolting. Your fucking suntan… you're like leather. Like a leather man. You could make a fuckin' suitcase, a hold-all. You look like a fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fuckin' Idi Amin. State of you… you should be ashamed of yourself. Who d'you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk? You think this is the Wheel of Fortune? You make your dough and fuck off? "Thanks, Don. See you, Don. Off to Spain, Don. Fuck off, Don." Lie in your pool laughing at me. D'you think I'll have that? You think I'll have that, ya ponce? All right, I'll make it easy for you. God, you're fucking trying! Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question. Yes or no?
— Don Logan, Sexy Beast
Tourist: Hey, buddy, enough of the curse words, alright?
Malcolm Tucker: Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat fuck!
Malcolm Tucker: Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat fuck!
Stick your cock up her ass, you motherfucking worthless cocksucker!
— Pazuzu, The Exorcist
Mike Jobber: Charlie Richardson said we're to knock the granny out of you, Reg.
Reggie Kray: Oh yeah, he did, did he? That's good of him. All right, listen: when you see him next you tell him from me, yeah, that I say... fuck Charlie, right? And fuck his brother, yeah? Fuck that fat Georgie Cornell that hangs out with him. Fuck your face - yeah? And fuck the fucking lot of you as well. What do you think of that? You like that?
"Motherfucking cocksucking son of a bitch asshole pendejo!"
—Angel de la Guardia, Cronos
"Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass."
—John Spartan, Demolition Man
"Enough is ENOUGH! I have HAD IT with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane! Everybody strap in! I'm about to open some fuckin' windows."
—Neville Flynn, in classic Samuel L. Jackson fashion, Snakes on a Plane
"Aw, fuck! Fucking bitch! Get off my dick! Aw, fuck! Fuck!"
—Man Bitten on Penis, Snakes on a Plane
"Oh, the dragon's balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles with a long and shiny blade
'Twas I who fucked the dragon! Fuckalizing fuckaloo!
And if you try to fuck with me, then I shall fuck you too!"
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles with a long and shiny blade
'Twas I who fucked the dragon! Fuckalizing fuckaloo!
And if you try to fuck with me, then I shall fuck you too!"
—Young Jables, Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
"I'll tell you what we're fucking doing tonight! You know what we're fucking doing tonight! You see that? Fucking pieces of the fucking queen! One prostitute! Two prostitutes! Three prostitutes! Four prostitutes! Five fucking prostitutes!"
—Pat Tate, Rise of the Footsoldier 3: The Pat Tate Story
Fucking Literature
"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck."
— Johnny Truant, House of Leaves
The CB radio is quiet now. Last night it hummed with cheap entertainment. One guy was trying to sell "wake up" drugs to truckers. On another channel, a "lot lizard" (trucker lingo for a prostitute) was soliciting. But the most captivating broadcaster was a man who possesses the foulest mouth in the world. He is the undisputed king of profanity. Most of the time, he's silent, monitoring the airwaves, but the moment he hears a trucker say something that displeases him, the mouth goes off like an A-bomb.
His radio is so powerful that it drowns out everyone for miles, leaving him to dominate the airwaves as he spits and swears for a few minutes until he goes silent, resting up for the next round. I once asked him to "talk slower" so I could tape his dialog for a friend back home. He scorched the airwaves.
His radio is so powerful that it drowns out everyone for miles, leaving him to dominate the airwaves as he spits and swears for a few minutes until he goes silent, resting up for the next round. I once asked him to "talk slower" so I could tape his dialog for a friend back home. He scorched the airwaves.
—Warren Faidley, Storm Chaser: In Pursuit of Untamed Skies
A policeman jumped out of the vehicle to have a few words with us. All the words had four letters. Except for "bastards".
— Trauma 2020: Urban Prey
"Oh, what's the fucking difference?" Pain isn't having a positive effect on the Padre's patience. "We have no fucking engines. We can't steer the fucking ship. The only fucking thing we can fucking do is bundle everyone we fucking can into the fucking STiP and make a fucking break for it."
Live-Fucking-Action TV
Samantha: Shit motherfucker fuck shit.
Carrie: It's a shit motherfucker fuck shit situation?
Carrie: It's a shit motherfucker fuck shit situation?
"You cannot fuck me! You cannot fuck me! I am unfuckable! I have never been fucked! And if you fuckin' try and fuck me, you'll find that my fucking arse will fucking grow fucking fangs, and fucking snap your fucking cock off!"
— Malcolm Tucker, The Thick of It
"Well if you wanna own the fuckin' beach, you have to go through FUCKIN' US! 'Cause we own this fuckin' beach! Our grandfathers fought World War FUCKIN' 2 on this fuckin' beach! Alright?! And if I were you, I'd FUCK OFF!"
—Lifesaver Les, Pizza
"I'm going to beat the holy fuck fucking fuckity fuck out of one of you!"
—Negan, The Walking Dead
"Listen! Listen! Listen! Listen! Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off! Get Out!!!"
— Gordon Ramsay, Hell's Kitchen
"Anyone who wants to fucking put me up there, it's going to be a waste of fucking time. [...] I'll fight that shit. Put me up there! I don't even give a fuck 'cause you can all fuck yourselves. Kiss my fucking ass already. (Confession Cam) You're all a bunch of fucking worthless pieces of shit. You put me up there, I guarantee you'll all go home before me."
— Matt Sigel, Hell's Kitchen
Selina: Catherine, do not use any of the vulgar parts.
Catherine: Yeah, but that's like all of it, Mom.
— Veep
Holt: Stop. I know you're gonna twist my words into some vicious attack on you and the NYPD. So, before you do that, I'd like the pleasure of making the vicious attack myself.
Jake: Sir, your insults are kind of known to be little too think-y, maybe you should just let...
Holt: O'Sullivan, you are a [prolonged bleep], and I hope your [bleep] get shoved right into your [another prolonged bleep].
Jake: Wow. Well, that was definitely not too think-y.
— "Blue Flu", Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Fucking Music
"I can't think of any other words to say but 'fuck'"
— Slipknot, Get This
"Don't bother tryin' to analyze these rhymes,
In this song, I say 'fuck' 93 times!"
— Insane Clown Posse, Fuck the Worldnote
"How do you plead?"
"Guilty aaaaaas FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!"
"Guilty aaaaaas FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!"
Fuck the rules,
Fuck the game,
Fuck you tools,
Fuck you're lame!
—Bo Burnham, Eff
Shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock motherfucker shit ass tits motherfucker shit
Come on
Fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
— Reggie Watts, Fuck Shit Stack
"This is every cussword we know,
This is every cussword we know,
my oh my!"
— Stuckey and Murray
Chris Fronzak: Dude are you fucking kidding me? Pineapple on the whole fucking pizza?
Kalan Blehm: Uh, yeah?
Chris Fronzak: Are you shitting me?
Kalan Blehm: No?
Chris Fronzak: Fucking Pineapple?! Ruaahh!
Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza
You fucking piece of shit
Why would you do this to me
Kalan Blehm: Dude chill, you could peel off the pineapple.
Chris Fronzak: No!
I'm gonna peel your eyes
Out of your fucking skull
I will extract your blood
And use it as pizza sauce
Kalan Blehm: Uh, yeah?
Chris Fronzak: Are you shitting me?
Kalan Blehm: No?
Chris Fronzak: Fucking Pineapple?! Ruaahh!
Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza
You fucking piece of shit
Why would you do this to me
Kalan Blehm: Dude chill, you could peel off the pineapple.
Chris Fronzak: No!
I'm gonna peel your eyes
Out of your fucking skull
I will extract your blood
And use it as pizza sauce
— Attila (Metalcore), "Pizza"
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have runneth dry,
I’ve tried to go fuck shopping,
But there’s no fucks left to buy!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
Though more fucks I’ve tried to get.
I’m over my fuck budget,
And I’m now in fucking debt!
My fucks have runneth dry,
I’ve tried to go fuck shopping,
But there’s no fucks left to buy!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
Though more fucks I’ve tried to get.
I’m over my fuck budget,
And I’m now in fucking debt!
— Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq., “I’ve No More F***s to Give”
Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker,
We're gonna punch you right in the balls!
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor,
You're all cunts, so fuck you all!
We're gonna punch you right in the balls!
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor,
You're all cunts, so fuck you all!
Y'all want a single, say fuck that!
(Fuck that!)
Fuck that, fuck that!
(Fuck that!)
(Fuck that!)
Fuck that, fuck that!
(Fuck that!)
— Korn, "Y'all Want a Single"
Ain't life a bitch? A fucked up bitch
A fucked up sore with a fucked up stitch
A fucked up head, it's a fucked up shame
Swingin' on my nuts is a fucked up game
Jealousy fillin' up a fucked up mind
It's real fucked up like a fucked up crime
If I say "Fuck" two more times
That's 46 "Fuck"s in this fucked up rhyme
A fucked up sore with a fucked up stitch
A fucked up head, it's a fucked up shame
Swingin' on my nuts is a fucked up game
Jealousy fillin' up a fucked up mind
It's real fucked up like a fucked up crime
If I say "Fuck" two more times
That's 46 "Fuck"s in this fucked up rhyme
Professional Fucking Wrestling
"It's fucking unfortunate that I have to come up here and speak on this when I'm on my time and this is a fucking business. Uh, why I'm a grown ass adult man and I decide not to be friends with somebody is nobody else's fucking business. [...] [A]nd the fact that I have to get up here and do this in 2022 is fucking embarrassing. And if y'all are at fault, fuck you. If you're not, I apologize. But, what did I ever do in this world to deserve an empty-headed fucking dumbfuck like "Hangman" Adam Page to go out on national television and fucking go into business for himself, for what? [...] There's people who call themselves EVPs that should've fucking known better. This shit was none of their business. I understand sticking up for your fucking friends, I fucking get it. [...] [B]ut I'm trying to run a fucking business, and when somebody who hasn't done a damn thing in this business jeopardizes the first million dollar house that this company has ever drawn off of my back and goes on national television and does that, it's a disgrace to this industry, it's a disgrace to this company. Now, we're far beyond apologies, right? I gave him a fucking chance, it did not get handled, and you saw what I had to do, which is very regrettable, lowering myself to his fucking level. But, that's where we're at right now. And I will still walk up and down this hallway and say if you have a fucking problem with me, take it up with me, let's fucking go. [...] I'm hurt, I'm old and I'm fucking tired, and I work with fucking children."
—Excerpts from CM Punk's media scrum after All Out 2022
Fucking Theatre
Donny: Bobby, you're a young punk.
Bobby: Fuckin' right I am.
Donny: A small-time thief.
Bobby: Fuckin' right I am.
Donny: But we never use the word "thief", do we, Bobby?
Bobby: Fuckin' right we don't.
Donny: And do you fence stolen goods through my junk shop?
Bobby: We never talk about it.
Donny: Fuckin' right we don't.
Bobby: So what do we talk about, Donny?
Donny: The nature of life. We also say "fuck" a lot.
Bobby: Fuckin' right I am.
Donny: A small-time thief.
Bobby: Fuckin' right I am.
Donny: But we never use the word "thief", do we, Bobby?
Bobby: Fuckin' right we don't.
Donny: And do you fence stolen goods through my junk shop?
Bobby: We never talk about it.
Donny: Fuckin' right we don't.
Bobby: So what do we talk about, Donny?
Donny: The nature of life. We also say "fuck" a lot.
— Speed-the-Play by David Ives
Fuck you, God, in the ass and mouth and cunt-a.
Fuck you, God, in the ass and mouth and cunt-a.
Fuck you, God, in the ass and mouth and cunt-a.
Fuck you in the eye!
Fuck you, God, in the ass and mouth and cunt-a.
Fuck you, God, in the ass and mouth and cunt-a.
Fuck you, God, in the ass and mouth and cunt-a.
Fuck you in the other eye!
Fuck you, God, in the ass and mouth and cunt-a.
Fuck you, God, in the ass and mouth and cunt-a.
Fuck you in the eye!
Fuck you, God, in the ass and mouth and cunt-a.
Fuck you, God, in the ass and mouth and cunt-a.
Fuck you, God, in the ass and mouth and cunt-a.
Fuck you in the other eye!
— Ugandans, The Book of Mormon, "Hasa Diga Eebowai"note
Fucking Video Fucking Games
Fuck you. Fuck each and every one of you. Fuck you sleeping, fuck you waking up, fuck you standing, fuck you lying down. Fuck the horse you rode in on, the groom that brushed its mane, and the blacksmith that made its shoes. Fuck your mother, your father, any siblings, and any other living members of your family tree. Fuck you.
— Mr. Skullhead, Kingdom of Loathing
Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT!
— Steven Armstrong, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
"I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOUR SHIT. You little fuckers are going to have your bodies ripped in half. I'll shove your asses so far down your throats that when you crap, you'll sing fucking Beethoven. tl;dr: eat shit, faggots"
Lilith knew exactly how to make me suffer. And then there's bloody Dracula and his bloody Drăculești... She cursed me with immortality, he with responsibility. I've been waiting since he passed; the fate of this world, he said, in my hands.
[Beat]
Well, fuck that. Fuck the world! Fuck Dracula and Mara and Lilith! FUCK EVERYONE TRYING TO TURN THE EARTH INTO THEIR OWN TWISTED PARADISE!
—Octavian, The Secret World
No, no, no, fuck this! Fuck! Fuck this, fuck you! FUCK YOU, Catherine!
—Simon Jarrett, SOMA
This game, really. You know what, f**k you. F**k you, f**k your mother, f**k your father... if you even have a f**kin' mother and father. You know how hard we worked on this f**king game? Piece of sh*t... You don't even know. You have noooo f**king idea. 'Oh, this game, ehh Quiplash euhhh it's boring' F**K YOU. What're you doing playing here, then?! And you wanna know what else? It isn't even f**king original. Somebody else answered the same g**damn thing yesterday. Ungrateful piece of sh*t... Alright, let's keep going!
—Schmitty, The Jackbox Party Pack
You fucking cheat! You fucking looked at my fucking cards, you fucking cheat!
—Herr Muller, Red Dead Redemption
"Carl, you motherfucking piece of shit gang-banging cocksucker!"
— Officer Tenpenny, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, "End of the Line"
"Motherfucker! That mute asshole! That fucking snake without a tongue! Gave me this shithole instead of a pink slip? I must be the biggest fucking idiot in the whole fucking world!"
— Carl Johnson, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, "Wear Flowers in Your Head"
Fuck! Shit! Cock!
—Numerous mooks, The Darkness
Fucking Web Fucking Animation
"Well, you see the trick is you're not cursing all the time. You're not throwing your fucks out all willy-nilly. You do that, and the words lose all their meaning. It's like a stew. If you use too much salt and pepper, when you taste it, you're not gonna like it. Curses have to be looked at like spices. You never want to use too much or they lose their impact. You've got to pick your spots. The less you curse, the more powerful the words can be. (on phone) Tell me something good Frank. Well then you tell those little fucking bitchy cunts that if they don't get their fucking shit together, I will personally bitch slap each one of those pussies up and down fucking Wall Street. If this fucking deal goes fucking fuckity fuck shit, I will happily knuckle-fuck every last one of those pussy-ass bitches, rings on! And you know my rings, Frank. You fucking hear me? You fucking hear me through those little twat ears? Good! Now get it done, you fuck. You bitch. You little bitchy fuck bitch! (off phone) So like I was saying, the key is moderation."
— Mrs. Zales, The Most Popular Girls in School ("Wanna See Some Pictures?")
"Justin Bieber, how fucking dare you fucking sneeze in fucking class and in my fucking office?! That is so fucking it! You are fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking expelled! Go the fuck home, I'll call your fucking parents."
Fucking Web Fucking Original
Fingers: Got what you wanted, didn't you? So get the FUCK outta here!
Joe: Fuck you! The city would be better off without you! You piece of- *BANG!* What the- what the fuck?! He just fuckin'- He just fucking disappeared! What the fuck?! I was gonna loot his body! What the shit, dude? Where'd he-
Cop: Agh, motherfucker's on my ass! *firefight ensues*
Joe: WHAAT?! WHAT THE FUCK, IT'S A COP! THE FUCKING COP JUST FUCKING SPAWNED IN OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!! Wha- is there a fucking door? The fuck did the cop come from?? I've got two fucking stars now, cause I had to fucking kill a cop cause he fucking spawned into the fuckin' - did he come through here? *opens door* No, this is a fucking bathroom, what the fuck? Fuck - what the fuck?! These fucking cop spawns, are you serious? Are you fucking serious right now? I hear another one... WHAT THE FUCK?! WAAHAHA, WHAT THE - OH MY GOD, THIS GAME! THERE'S - WHAT THE FUCK, WHO THE FUCK IS SHOOTING ME?!?
Joe: Fuck you! The city would be better off without you! You piece of- *BANG!* What the- what the fuck?! He just fuckin'- He just fucking disappeared! What the fuck?! I was gonna loot his body! What the shit, dude? Where'd he-
Cop: Agh, motherfucker's on my ass! *firefight ensues*
Joe: WHAAT?! WHAT THE FUCK, IT'S A COP! THE FUCKING COP JUST FUCKING SPAWNED IN OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!! Wha- is there a fucking door? The fuck did the cop come from?? I've got two fucking stars now, cause I had to fucking kill a cop cause he fucking spawned into the fuckin' - did he come through here? *opens door* No, this is a fucking bathroom, what the fuck? Fuck - what the fuck?! These fucking cop spawns, are you serious? Are you fucking serious right now? I hear another one... WHAT THE FUCK?! WAAHAHA, WHAT THE - OH MY GOD, THIS GAME! THERE'S - WHAT THE FUCK, WHO THE FUCK IS SHOOTING ME?!?
Now you're playing with power… now you're playing with fuckin' shit! You're better off fuckin' shit than fucking with this fucked up shit! Fuck this shit! You don't shit about how fuckin' shitty this fuckin' shit is. It's so bad it sucks. It's so fuckin' suck it fucks. And I… can't take it anymore.
Fuck this game! No, better yet, don't fuck this game, don't let your friends fuck it! It's unfuckworthy!
Cowabunga. Cowa-fucking piece of dog shit! I'd rather watch crap oozing out of a buffalo's asshole. I'd rather fucking puke diarrhea up my dick. It fucking sucks so much fucking suck it fucks! It fucking sucks so much cocksucker motherfucker bullfuck that... well, something must be done.
In case you’re like me and passed out in a wine and Snickerdoodle-induced coma before 10 last night and missed President Obama on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, here he is taking part in the “Mean Tweets”… they weren’t that mean. But that’s understandable, because if he read the meanest tweets about him, every FCC rule would’ve been broken and practically every tweet would have come from @VictoriaJackson.
—Michael K., "As your cousin screamed on Facebook, 'Y IZ OBAMAS LAFFING ON TV WEN THE COUNTRY IS CRUMBLINGS!?11!'"
, "As your cousin screamed on Facebook, 'Y IZ OBAMAS LAFFING ON TV WEN THE COUNTRY IS CRUMBLINGS!?11!'""Hey, I know you're part of the motherfuckers! YOU FUCKING STOLE MY CLOUDSONG! IF I EVER FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!"
"Fuckin' fuck my fucko fuu-uuuck" sang Bill Paxton. "Fuck you fuck fuck motherfuu-uuuck."
— Robert Brockway, The Way of the Barbarian
"It's time to start dropping some F-Bombs! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!"
I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck. If I would give a shit, I could have give a fuck, but I don't give a shit, so I don't give a fu-
(Half his ghoul army gets minced)
Fuck was that?
—Jan Valentine, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
Joseph: HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST HOW THE FUCK DO I FLY THIS THING?! HOLY JESUS- WHAT THE FUCK?!? FUCKING PIRANHAS! FUCKING PIRANHAS!! FUCKING PIRANHAS!!! WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE THE FUCK DID THE OCTOPUS COME FROM? WHAT IN GOOD JESUS, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!'
Kars: Fabulous!
Joseph: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS— OH MY GOD!!!
Kars: Fabulous!
Joseph: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS— OH MY GOD!!!
—Joseph Joestar, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged
What have you done, movie?! What have you done?! You turned this character into a fucking sitcom! No, I'm serious, it's a fucking sitcom! Like the fucking Flinstones and the fucking Dinosaurs! Don't fucking believe me? Take a fucking look at the fucking scenes from these fucking shows and then fucking tell me they don't fucking look like the fucking same thing, you fucking fuck fuck!
—Nostalgia Critic, upon seeing the rock family in The NeverEnding Story III: Escape from Fantasia
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you… maybe I'm overexaggerating.
OH MOTHERFUCKER. IT’S EVERYWHERE NOW. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, GRACE. BURN THE FUCKING STUDIO DOWN AND GET ME ANOTHER. I HAVE TO GO CHANGE MY FUCKING CLOTHES. I DON’T CARE IF IT SAVED HIS LIFE. WE SHOULD HAVE JUST KILLED HIM. THE NUMBERS? FUCK THE NUMBERS. I’M OUT.
— Corin Deeth III, Kakos Industries
See, look. I know you're not a stupid kid because I say "fuck" a lot and you're OK with that.
Suck my dick from the back so when your jaws get tired you can kiss my ass bitch! Fuck wrong with you hoe?!
— Trick Daddy in a rant video reminding us why he's a hip-hop legend.
reminding us why he's a hip-hop legend.Fuck you, you stupid owl! Just kill that mouse, fuck this, fuckity FUCK!
— Phelous: ''Alice In Wonderland (Goodtimes)
"I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! BOOM! That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows— look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!"
—Alfred Coleman as Dr. Eggman, Real-Time Fandub
Anders: You decided to join the mages after all?
Chuck: [quietly infuriated] Yeah. Because unlike you, I actually care whether mages live or die.
Anders: ...Will it sully your victory to have me here?
Chuck: What fucking part of fucking telling you to fucking fuck off did you fucking not fucking understand, fuckface?!
Chuck: [quietly infuriated] Yeah. Because unlike you, I actually care whether mages live or die.
Anders: ...Will it sully your victory to have me here?
Chuck: What fucking part of fucking telling you to fucking fuck off did you fucking not fucking understand, fuckface?!
— SF Debris reviews Dragon Age II
"For fuck's sake, are you fucking kidding me?! What the fuck is that? Mimi? Fucking Mimi, I didn't even have to finish my sentence, go braid your own shit you sentient tube of cock crusts. I get the doctor thing, I can even stand it even though it’s fucking stupid but you are not going to call me fucking Mimi! What the fuck Zed shut the fuck up already you lanky, twat-swallowing greasy-haired bag of cunts, fuck you, fuck off, leave me the fuck alone already!"
— T'whami, Division by Zero
Fuck you! Fuck you fuck you! [Beat] FUCK YOU!!
Holy fucking fucker fuck!
— Markiplier plays Outlast Whistleblower DLC
Mr. Goodman: So, uhh, how did it feel?
Bowser Junior: How did what feel?
Goodman: When you fucked me.
Junior: Wha-What?
Goodman: You fucked me hard! So, now I have all this shit on my hands! I have a fucking choo-choo train with a face on it. That's fucking mine!
Junior: How?!
Godman: So, you can take that too! Take my two favorite lollipops. Mmm-mmm-mmm my favorite! Mend my broken heart because I got fucked!
Junior: Wha-What are you talking about?
Goodman: You FUCKED me.
Junior: How?
Goodman: Because you didn't make a payment on your ten thousand dollar credit card. You fucked me. You fucked me good and hard. I have a damn space shuttle that YOU fucked me with. So, you can take that too. And then this right here, a fucking gumball machine? Inside a gumball machine?!
Junior: Yeah, that's pretty cool, right?
Goodman: Merry fucking Christmas to me, I didn't know I fucking wanted that on my Santa Claus list! And I have a fucking-I have a fucking pool full of pizza over there. I didn't know I wanted that either! But you fucked me! You fucked me!
Junior: (gets his glasses taken away) Hey! Those are mine!
Goodman: No the fuck they're not. No the fuck they're not, they're my fucking glasses. SO I-I WANNA FUCKING KNOW! WHY DID YOU FUCK ME?!
Junior: Uh-
Goodman: Hold up! Don't answer that. (picks up Magic 8 Ball) Why did he fuck me? (shakes it) "Answer not clear". (tosses it) Because it's fucking not clear why you fucked me! MY ASSHOLE'S SO FUCKING BIG I CAN FIT THAT 8 BALL IN MY ASS! You fucked me. You fucked me good and hard. What do you have to say for yourself?
Bowser Junior: How did what feel?
Goodman: When you fucked me.
Junior: Wha-What?
Goodman: You fucked me hard! So, now I have all this shit on my hands! I have a fucking choo-choo train with a face on it. That's fucking mine!
Junior: How?!
Godman: So, you can take that too! Take my two favorite lollipops. Mmm-mmm-mmm my favorite! Mend my broken heart because I got fucked!
Junior: Wha-What are you talking about?
Goodman: You FUCKED me.
Junior: How?
Goodman: Because you didn't make a payment on your ten thousand dollar credit card. You fucked me. You fucked me good and hard. I have a damn space shuttle that YOU fucked me with. So, you can take that too. And then this right here, a fucking gumball machine? Inside a gumball machine?!
Junior: Yeah, that's pretty cool, right?
Goodman: Merry fucking Christmas to me, I didn't know I fucking wanted that on my Santa Claus list! And I have a fucking-I have a fucking pool full of pizza over there. I didn't know I wanted that either! But you fucked me! You fucked me!
Junior: (gets his glasses taken away) Hey! Those are mine!
Goodman: No the fuck they're not. No the fuck they're not, they're my fucking glasses. SO I-I WANNA FUCKING KNOW! WHY DID YOU FUCK ME?!
Junior: Uh-
Goodman: Hold up! Don't answer that. (picks up Magic 8 Ball) Why did he fuck me? (shakes it) "Answer not clear". (tosses it) Because it's fucking not clear why you fucked me! MY ASSHOLE'S SO FUCKING BIG I CAN FIT THAT 8 BALL IN MY ASS! You fucked me. You fucked me good and hard. What do you have to say for yourself?
— SuperMarioLogan, "Bowser Junior's Credit Card!"
Son of a horse dick-fucking shit weasel-fucking bitch whore... 'ASSSS!!!! What is that fucking cocksampler doing in my game?! Oh Jesus fuck... I said my brother had a sweet patootie! AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH! (breaks down crying) NOOOOOOO!!''
—Suguha on learning she's been roleplaying with her brother, Sword Art Online Abridged Episode 14
"YO, SHIT FOR BRAINS! WHAT GODDAMN COLOR IS THIS? HUH? YOU FUCKING BLIND MOTHERFUCKER! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? COMING HERE AND SHITTING IN MY MAILBOX, PLAYING MY GODDAMN VIDEO GAMES. YOU'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT COLORS, YOU... YOU DUMB FORESKIN!"
—Joel, Vinesauce, modding his own voice into a cheesy Edutainment Game called Color Fun, ''Shareware Madness Part 9
Hey, hey, hey! I don't think you can say "fuck" that many times in a professor's office.
—Oliver Ritz, The College Tapes, in response to one of these.
"Oh, shit! No! No! No! No! No! No! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Let me out the fucking door!"
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"My hormones are going nuts. Now please, if you would, get the fuck out of my way. I mean, how many times do I have to fucking write ice cream on this fucking list before someone gets their shit in gear, and brings home the fucking ice cream! Maybe I should get a steak knife AND ETCH INTO YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FOREHEAD! HOW HARD CAN IT FUCKING BE!!!!! ICE MOTHERFUCKING CREAM!!!!! I GUESS THAT'S THE PRICE I PAY FOR LIVING WITH TWO FUCKING MORONS!!!!!"
— Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Travis: Oh, damn.
Frylock: What did I just hear you say!?
Meatwad: I heard him, he said "damn," dammit. Only adults like us are allowed to say damn, bitch-ass, and hell. So get your hellin', damnin' ass back in that bitching damn room, dammit.
[Frylock gives Meatwad angry look]
Meatwad: What? Damn, I was just helping you out, bitch.
Frylock: What did I just hear you say!?
Meatwad: I heard him, he said "damn," dammit. Only adults like us are allowed to say damn, bitch-ass, and hell. So get your hellin', damnin' ass back in that bitching damn room, dammit.
[Frylock gives Meatwad angry look]
Meatwad: What? Damn, I was just helping you out, bitch.
Meatwad: Pooty butt doody! Okay, Frylock, now you try one!
Frylock: Alan you can suck my fry dick, you son of a bitch. Kiss my balls, lick the juice from my asshole, you fucking, fuck, fuckface! You fat bastard. You hear me bitch? Huh? Come on down here! You sucking fuck-suck, gay-ass motherfucker!
Frylock: Alan you can suck my fry dick, you son of a bitch. Kiss my balls, lick the juice from my asshole, you fucking, fuck, fuckface! You fat bastard. You hear me bitch? Huh? Come on down here! You sucking fuck-suck, gay-ass motherfucker!
"I want to fuck the head off a fucking pig and rip its fucking guts out, and then fuck its fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck..."
— Captain Hero, Drawn Together ("Wooldoor Sockbat's Giggle-Wiggle Funny Tickle Non-Traditional Progressive Multicultural Roundtable!")
Kyle: Shut up, fatboy!
Cartman: Hey! Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Garrison: ERIC! Did you just say the F-word?!
Cartman: ...Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck"! You can't say "fuck" in school, you fuckin' fatass!
Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?!
Garrison: Eric!
Stanley: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: [barely legible mumble of "Fuck"]
Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal?! It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck.
Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?!
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Cartman: Hey! Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Garrison: ERIC! Did you just say the F-word?!
Cartman: ...Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck"! You can't say "fuck" in school, you fuckin' fatass!
Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?!
Garrison: Eric!
Stanley: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: [barely legible mumble of "Fuck"]
Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal?! It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck.
Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?!
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
"Fuck you. Fuck the plane you flew in on. Fuck them shoes. Fuck them socks with the belt on it. Fuck your gay ass fairy faggot accent. Fuck them cheap ass cigars. Fuck your yuckmouth teeth. Fuck your hairpiece. Fuck your chocolate. Fuck Guy Ritchie. Fuck Prince William. Fuck the Queen. This is America. My president is black, and my Lambo is blue nigga. Now get the fuck outta my hotel room, and if I see you on the street nigga, I'm slapping the shit out of you."
— Riley Freeman to a British mobster, The Boondocks ("The Fundraiser")
"I am honored to be the valedictorian, and I just want to thank absolutely no one! Fuck ALL of ya! Fuck the principal, fuck the shop teacher that looks at my ass every time I walk out of class - yeah, I see you. Have a great fucking summer!"
— Harley Quinzel at her high school graduation ceremony, Harley Quinn
Adam Sandler's Fucking Audio Fucking Skits
"Fuck you, you fucking, uppity, bitch! I'll fucking fuck you and all of your lesbian, fish-eating, friends in front of your fucking mothers! You're gonna die, bitch!"
— Toll Booth Willie
Uncle Donnie: Fuck. This fucking rope's a pain in the ass.
Johnny: Don't worry, Donnie. Take your time.
Donnie: Shit! Fuck this shit! FUCK! Let me fucking try a little reverse action.
— The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie
Friend #1: I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKING SCORE!!! What do you got to do that's so fucking important?! You can't join the religious cult with me!
— Joining The Cult
Mr. Decesare: YOU FUCKING MORON! What are you talking about, a condom, you fucking idiot!? He's five fucking years old! You put a fucking, I'll put a fucking condom on your fucking tombstone!
— Respect
Fucking Authors and Fucking People in Real Fucking Life
"When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party, but it helps my soldiers to remember. You can't run an army without profanity; and it has to be eloquent profanity. An army without profanity couldn't fight its way out of a piss-soaked paper bag."
— George S. Patton
"I realize I use the word 'fuck' a lot, and I'd apologize for that, but I don't give a shit."
— Lewis Black, The White Album
"I'll tell ya, in New York City, where I've lived far too long, 'fuck' isn't even a word, it's a comma."
— Lewis Black, The White Album
To the tune of Jingle Bells:
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Don't say "fuck"!
He said "fuck"!
You can say "fuck" too-oo!
"They're square, mother-fuck! FUCK YOU, MOTHER-FUCK!!!"
— David Cross talking about bagels.
"Right? Fuck my old boots, it just… I can't… I can't handle that situation when people grief, and it's important to me to get a message like that… fucking hell! How can I get some… get, get… when I also fucked as well… I would'na minded if I'd have gotten what it was happening straight. Like, on the end "all right, 'Arris got his bass fucked, right I'll carry on and do something else", then that's fine, if I didn't fuck-up… but he made me fuck. It totally threw me right out, and he wasn't…"
"There was a woman down the alleyway, Mrs. Holmes, and she was going to report me for saying bugger, you know? 'Oh, just wait till I see your mother! You're in real trouble!'. 'Oh!' I said, 'Well if you're gonna see her, tell her this: Bugger, shit, fuck, shit! Fucking sphincter! Arsehole! Up your arse, up your cunt! Fuck you sideways, you fucking boring, fucking whore! Fuck off you cow! Go and fucking repeat that to my mother!'"
— BRIAN BLESSED on his childhood, Stephen Fry's Planet Word.
"FUCKING, FUCKING RÄIKKÖNEN! WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT!"
— Juan-Pablo Montoya after his qualifying lap was ruined by Kimi Räikkönen, 2002 Formula One Belgian Grand Prix
"Once the movies were forbidden to use the f-word at all, but in this one, it's only an opening salvo in a potty-mouth bombing run."
— Roger Ebert, review of The Ugly Truth
