Quotes / CM Punk

"Nothing stops me! And before you cut me off: Raven, the reason I hate you, the reason, in my heart of hearts why I hate you, is because I didn't know any better when I was a little kid. When my dad came home smelling like beer, I thought it was a hard day's work he was doing! I didn't realise he was out at the bar, I didn't realise "work" meant "unemployment office". I didn't think it was strange for someone to come home from work and have to take an old style up into the shower while he was in the shower, I didn't think it was strange for someone to pass out! I thought an old style, a pack a day was the norm! Raven, my father is exactly! Like! you! And since day one in Ring of Honor, where fighting spirit is supposed to be revered, things aren't supposed to be this way! I'd shake your hand like a normal man, but see, the truth is I don't respect you! I hate you! I hate you for everything you've pissed away, everything I've scraped and I've clawed for, that I haven't even earned yet, that you got handed to you, and you flushed down a toilet! For what? For pills? For booze? For alcohol? For women? I am born of your poison society, so on the 17th of July, I will become a monster to fight the monsters of the world, and your time in Ring of Honor will be done! And that is a promise! Because this is true! This is real! THIS... IS... STRAIGHT EDGE!!!"
Ring of Honor: Wrestlerave

"Now far be it from me to think I owe any of you people any kind of an explanation as to why I did what I did, but I just cant resist. See, what kind of an evil genius would I be if I didn't extoll to you my master plan? The only difference being, my master plan has already come to fruition. I have, in my hands, what I set out to get, so I'll explain to you now exactly why it is I did what I did. See, if I may, I would like to tell you a story, and I know the last time I told you a story, some of you were a little heartbroken. But I assure you, this story ends a little differently.
You see, about a year and a half ago, I was still working for a company called Total Nonstop Action. Me and a couple of buddies of mine were told that we could no longer wrestle for Ring of Honor, so what we did, and I'll name names: myself, Jerry Lynn, The Phenomenal AJ Styles, and "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels, all decided to have a little bit of a meeting late Wednesday night in Nashville, Tennessee. And I sat there and I ate my food, I looked across the table at AJ Styles, who was the NWA World Champion at the time, a belt which, by the way, is nothing compared to the belt I hold in my hands right here. And I watched as AJ could barely eat his food, he certainly couldn't look me in the eye, because what we all agreed was if we stuck together, we could work for Ring of Honor, we could work for whoever we wanted. I faxed a copy of my contract to the TNA offices and highlighted the part that said I could wrestle for whoever I wanted as long as their name was not Vincent K. McMahon or they were running a pay-per-view. I explained myself to AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels. I said, "AJ, you hold the belt, you hold the power, you can do things, they have to listen to what you say." They looked me in the eye and they said, "We're with you, Punk, we're gonna stick together."
But I being done with them, I knew that was the nail in my coffin, so I made my decision, and I stayed here and I stuck with Ring of Honor, and I like to think that I built this place. And I know for a fact that there would not be a Ring of Honor for Christopher Daniels or AJ Styles to come crawling back to if it wasn't for me! Who do you think built this company? (Crowd chants "Joe!") Oh, Samoa Joe? Is that what you think? Do you think Samoa Joe was in the ring every day, training kids, eating, sleeping, breathing Ring of Honor like I was? No, he wasn't! And Chris Daniels, and AJ Styles, and even Low Ki turned their back on this company, and I stood tall, and I stayed here, and what did I get for it, huh? You people shit all over me! Because it was always "When's AJ coming back? Oh, Low Ki throws nice kicks! Oh, Chris Daniels is so great!" and the whole time, CM Punk, much like Atlas, had this entire world up on his shoulders, lifting it up, building up the young guys, showing the way, teaching them, and making sure you losers have a place to come hang out every Friday and Saturday night!
Everybody else turned their back on this company except for me, and you turn your back on me! I wasn't qualified to run the school, I'm sloppy, I'm this, I'm that, but the fact is, I was the backbone of this company, and now, I am the champion, and I hold the most important belt in the world, and there's nothing any of you people can do about it!
So now, fast forward about a year, and I get an offer from another company. I've got an offer
from the WWE. And what do I hear? I hear "Please don't go! Please don't go!" Let me hear it now! Where are you now, huh? (Crowd chants "You sold out!") All you people can chant all you want! All your voices combined still isn't louder than mine! So I take this offer from the WWE. You people doubt that I actually signed a contract? I have to listen to you people doubt my ability in the ring, when I gave you the five-star, greatest technical match Ring of Honor has ever seen? When I gave you the bloodiest street fights that Ring of Honor's ever seen? People, you didn't realise it, you were in the midst of the greatest professional wrestler walking the world today, and he's in this ring right now! So I will, once again, prove the doubters wrong! You people doubt that I signed a contract with the WWE? Well, you're right! I haven't signed my contract! (Takes the contract out of his pocked) You see this? This is my key to freedom. This means I don't have to see any of you people any more. I've already proved that I'm better than you. But what I'd like to do right now is sign my contract, to once again prove you all wrong. Bobby Cruise, if you could hold the belt, please, I want to sign the contract right on top of it."
ROH: Sign of Dishonor

"John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
I don't hate you, John. I donít even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back. I hate this idea that you're the best. Because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in the world. There's one thing you're better at than I am and thatís kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince McMahon's ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don't know if you're as good as Dwayne though. He's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is. Whoops! I'm breaking the fourth wall!

(Punk waves to the camera)
I am the best wrestler in the world. I've been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And I've been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. Thatís right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar. And he split just like I'm splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Brock is I'm going to leave with the WWE Championship.
I've grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon's brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that, theyíre completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even on commentary! Nobody can touch me! And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I'm not on your lovely little collector cups. I'm not on the cover of the program. I'm barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I'm certainly not on any crappy show on the USA Network. I'm not on the poster of WrestleMania. I'm not on the signature that's produced at the start of the show. I'm not on Conan O'Brien. I'm not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be. This isn't sour grapes. But the fact that Dwayne is in the main event at WrestleMania next year and I'm not makes me sick!
Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you're the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You're the ones that buy those programs that my face isn't on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face and get an autograph and try to sell it on Ebay because you're too lazy to go get a real job.
I'm leaving with the WWE Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I'll go defend it in New Japan Pro-Wrestling. MaybeÖI'll go back to Ring of Honor.

(Punk looks at the camera and waves) Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?
The reason I'm leaving is you people. Because after I'm gone, you're still going to pour money into this company. I'm just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Vince McMahon is going to make money despite himself. He's a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he's not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, non-sensical, douchebag yes men, like John Laurinaitis, who's going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I'd like to think that maybe this company will better after Vince McMahon is dead. But the fact is, it's going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family. Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMahon, all right? We do this whole bully campaign-"
(Mic cut off)
— "Pipe bomb" promo, Monday Night Raw, June 27, 2011

CM Punk: Oh, Chris! I know how good you are. These people know how good you are. My problem I have with you is you coming out here, and insinuating that I've stolen anything from you. No! I've never played your eyes or anything in my life. Everything I have, I've fought for and I've earned. Right here!
You think you invented saying that you are the best? Are you kidding me? Hey! There's a guy I remember watching when I was a kid, you probable watched him when you were a kid too. His name is Bret "Hitman" Hart. (*pop*) "The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be!" Did you invented that? You get that? How old you were then, two years old? Huh? He's canadian too, did you invent him being canadian?

Chris Jericho: I have faced every legend, every hall of fame, future hall of fame performer in this ring and beated them all! I've won dozens of championships, I've had dozens of classic matches, classic Wrestlemania "steal-the-show" matches, dozens of moments that will be legendary long after either one of us are gone!
CM Punk: You know, you keep saying that, and your words just scream "Superiority!" but I watch you and the way you walk out here, the inflection in your voice, and certainly your body language, it screams "Inferiority!". Who you're trying to prove? Are you trying to prove to me that you're the best? Are you trying to prove to these people that you're the best? Or are you trying to prove to yourself that you're the best?
I say "I'm the best in the world", and yeah, that's a little cocky, but confidence is nothing that I've ever lacked, and it's nothing I thought you lacked, but now that confidence, Chris, it seems to be replaced with jealousy. So you look at me, and you see a guy that emerged from the same shadows you did, he came from the same places you did, he overcame the same obstacles you did, but now he surpassed everything that you did, didn't he? Because, sure! You beat legends. You beat the Stone Cold and you beat Rock in the same night ten years ago, and that made you the WWE Champion. But you were never really the man, like how I'm the man, were you?
And that just bothers you a little bit, doesn't it? You have a Napoleon complex because of it, so you come back and you try to point fingers and place the blame. The blame's only on you. See, you say you're "the best in the world at what you do", and I say "I'm the best wrestler in the world". This is nothing I chose, I was born this way. This is who I am. This is what I do. While you choose to leave and write books, and have a radio show, and be on game shows, and you choose to be a rock star, and all the while I'm here, untapped, swimming with sharks, while you're dancing with stars!

Chris Jericho: When I was dancing with stars, Punk, and killing it with the tonight show, and becoming a bigger star than you ever were, all I can think of was one thing, and that was you. Ripping. Me. Off. Every single night. You. Ripping. Me. Off. Punk. And let me be completely clear and honest with you. All of those January 2nd. vignettes, and the "Best in the world" verbage, and this light-off, flashy, fancy jacket, it's all window-dressing, because I came back to the WWE for one reason, and one reason only. And that was to embarass you on the biggest stage in the world. To take back what is mine, to beat you for that world title at Wrestlemania, and shove down your throat THAT I AM THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT WHAT I DO. I PROVE IT! I CLAIM IT! I AM! IT! EVERY! SINGLE! NIGHT!
CM Punk: That's all you have to say? When you came back, you didn't have to jump me to get my attention. All you had to do is grab me and say "Hey, Punk! Me and you! Best in the world vs. Best in the world at Wrestlemania!"
See, this is the time of the year everyone points at that sign. But I'm gonna point at my championship title. Because to me, I don't need Chris Brown, and you don't need Mickey Rourke, and we don't need all the pyro in the world, or inflatable letters to tell everybody how awesome we are, and I don't need a fancy entrance, AND SCREW YOUR STUPID, LIGHT-BRIGHT JACKET! The only thing we need is me and you in a ring, and in April 1st. we're gonna find out exactly who the "Best in the World" is because, to me, those are the only ingredientes we need, in what quite possibly could be the greatest. Wrestling. Match. In Wrestlemania history. But, see, I have something you want, I say "Come and get it!", and at the end of the night, when you are looking over your shoulder at the ramp and you see this:

(Drops the mic, raises the belt, screaming BEST IN THE WORLD! in a loudest pop, picks up the mic again)
It's not gonna be the end of the world. It's just gonna be the end of YOURS.
CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho (promo), February 27, 2012

"I'm a guy, for all intents and purposes, never should have made it to the WWE. I've had roadblock after roadblock after ROADBLOCK thrown in my way. But, not only did I get past those roadblocks, I did it while flipping off the people who put up those roadblocks. I feel I have a responsibility to the younger wrestlers on the roster, the ones who aren't signed yet, and the future of pro-wrestling as a whole to help make this place better and to change this place. I certainly can't change it by sitting on my couch in Chicago."
CM Punk: Best in the World Documentary, 2012
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