Roy: Oh, is that right? (hands Riza his gun) You guys stay out of it.
Riza: Colonel Mustang! Sir!
Scar: "Colonel Mustang?" ...So this is the The Flame Alchemist. Volunteering yourself to receive judgement... this is truly an auspicious day!
Roy: So you know who I am, yet you STILL want to challenge me. Bad decision.
Darkseid: You dare! YOU DARE!? (Throws Batman into a column) I could destroy you with a single blast of my Omega Beams.
Batman: You could, but that wouldn't stop the hellspores would it? (Darkseid throws Batman into a wall)
Tony: Let's do a headcount here: your brother, the demi-god; the super-soldier, a living legend who kinda lives up to the legend; a man with breathtaking anger management issues; couple of master assassins - and you, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.
Loki: That was the plan.
Tony: Not a great plan.
Dumbledore: Professor Umbridge ran afoul of our centaur herd. I think you, Horace, would have known better than to stride into the forest and call a horde of angry centaurs "filthy half-breeds."
Slughorn: That's what she did, did she? Idiotic woman. Never liked her.
Stephen Colbert: Of what?
Smaug: Never laugh at a live dragon, mother*BLEEP*!
Dorium Maldovar: That you pricked the side of a mighty beast, Madame Kovarian, and entirely failed to run.
Varys: Ten silver stags maybe.
Tywin: Make it a hundred.
There's just no limits to the boundaries you push
I warned you but still you just fuck with my mind,
There's no escape from this rage that I feel,
Nothing is real
I love to see you beg
Dream this moment as you run away
You will only separate me from
All I believe this moment
You're the one who kept on pushing
Till I made you bleed
For the changed and weakened party
To stare back at the balrog and to say,
"We can zap and we can bite you,
We are quite prepared to fight you,
We suggest you turn around and fly away!"
And that's called insulting the balrog
For balrogs aren't easy to bluff
They know with a competent balrog,
No army is half strong enough
Caesar: I wonder why they don't teach that in school?
Martial Arts Master: Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Tae Kwon Leap. Approach me that you might see.
Ed Gruberman: All right! Finally some action!
Martial Arts Master: Observe closely, class. Boot to the Head! (WHUMP!)
Ed Gruberman: Owww! You booted me in the head!
Cop 1: Shut up. You found anything back there?
Cop 2: "Found anything?" He's got half of Mexico in here! Must be two tons of Mary here!
D.A.: What? But... but I've never seen... how could it have...?
Cop 1: Eloquent defense you got there, buddy! (slams D.A.'s head into the windshield)
Lois Lane: Clark, you're in denial.
Superman: It keeps me from killing him, Lois.
Narrator: Anyone with half a brain would know that this question, asked in this tone of voice, by a man of this size, has exactly one correct answer.
Enireth Frat Boy G: Yes I am. What are you going to do about it?
Narrator: That was not it.
Cinnamon: Well, first we beat up his wife...
Garlic: Oh my shit.
"We had ourselves a lynching party last night for that mutant SOB!"
"How'd it go?"
"Well, we lost about seven people, and the mutant survived. But we think itíll go better next time!"