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Quotes: Bullying a Dragon
Caution,
There's just no limits to the boundaries you push
I warned you but still you just fuck with my mind,
There's no escape from this rage that I feel,
Nothing is real

It is even more foolhardy
For the changed and weakened party
To stare back at the balrog and to say,
"We can zap and we can bite you,
We are quite prepared to fight you,
We suggest you turn around and fly away!"
And that's called insulting the balrog
For balrogs aren't easy to bluff
They know with a competent balrog,
No army is half strong enough
Leslie Fish, "Bashing the Balrog"

No you can't renege
I love to see you beg
Dream this moment as you run away
You will only separate me from
All I believe this moment
In brutality
You're the one who kept on pushing
Till I made you bleed

Loki: What have I to fear?
Tony: Let's do a headcount here: your brother, the demi-god; the super-soldier, a living legend who kinda lives up to the legend; a man with breathtaking anger management issues; couple of master assassins — and you, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.
Loki: That was the plan.
Tony: Not a great plan.

Huey: People say the brawl at the basketball game teaches kids a bad lesson. I disagree! I think Ron Artest taught a lot of kids a valuable lesson that day. Don't talk trash and throw things at an agitated black man, or stand near anyone who does, or a wholesale a** whuppin' may descend upon you like a Florida hurricane.
Caesar: I wonder why they don't teach that in school?

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and good with ketchup."

"You let one ant stand up to us, then they all might stand up. Those 'puny little ants' outnumber us 100 to 1. And if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life! It's not about food, it's about keeping those ants in line."
Hopper, A Bug's Life

"Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck."
Lucius Fox, The Dark Knight

Daggett: I'm in charge here!
Bane: Do you feel in charge?

District Attorney: Do you know who you're fucking with here?! I'll have your badge, you moron!
Cop 1: Shut up. You found anything back there?
Cop 2: 'Found anything'? He's got half of Mexico in here! Must be two tons of Mary here!
D.A.: What? But... but I've never seen... how could it have...?
Cop 1: Eloquent defense you got there, buddy! (slams D.A.'s head into the windshield)

Madame Kovarian: So, what have you heard?
Dorium Maldovar: That you pricked the side of a mighty beast, Madame Kovarian, and entirely failed to run.
Doctor Who, "A Good Man Goes To War"

"And people actually attack you? Voluntarily?"
Sergeant Kylon, Dragon Age: Origins

"In four years, I have made no threat - and fanatics have lined up to hate us simply because we exist."
The Arishok, Dragon Age II

"Why they insist on thinking they can kill people like you and the Warden, I will never guess."
Zevran to Hawke, Dragon Age II

Slughorn: I might have been in hiding, but some funny rumors have reached me since Dolores Umbridge left! If that's how you treat teachers these days-—
Dumbledore: Professor Umbridge ran afoul of our centaur herd. I think you, Horace, would have known better than to stride into the forest and call a horde of angry centaurs "filthy half-breeds".
Slughorn: That's what she did, did she? Idiotic woman. Never liked her.

"You have strucked Hercules."
Hercules after being punched to no effect, Hercules In New York

"Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!"
Bilbo Baggins, The Hobbit

"But, as it is, we have the wolf by the ear, and we can neither hold him, nor safely let him go."
Thomas Jefferson to John Holmes, (discussing slavery and the Missouri question), Monticello, 22 April 1820.

"Guess nobody told you: If you mess with the wolf, you get the fangs."
Wolf Boss, Kung Fu Panda 2

"Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on Saren's payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the universe."
Urdnot Wrex, Mass Effect 1

Nick: Are you pickin' a fight wif' me?
Narrator: Anyone with half a brain would know that this question, asked in this tone of voice, by a man of this size, has exactly one correct answer.
Enireth Frat Boy G: Yes I am. What are you going to do about it?
Narrator: That was not it.

Batman: One hellspore can turn an entire planet into a firepit, what will happen to Apokolips when 500 go off, simultaneously?
Darkseid: You Dare! YOU DARE!? (Throws Batman into a column) I could destroy you with a single blast of my Omega Beams.
Batman: You could, but that wouldn't stop the hellspores would it? (Darkseid throws Batman into a wall)

Ed Gruberman: Listen, shrimp! Now are you gonna show me some fancy moves, or am I gonna start wipin' the walls with you?
Martial Arts Master: Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Tae Kwon Leap. Approach me that you might see.
Ed Gruberman: All right! Finally some action!
Martial Arts Master: Observe closely, class. Boot to the Head! {WHUMP!}
Ed Gruberman: Owww! You booted me in the head!

Remember, it's important to be nice to the lady that can destroy star systems.
Arthur B. Wilson (a.k.a. Harry Potter), Thinking In Little Green Boxes

"Strike me again, and I will bury that rod in your spark."
Predaking, Transformers Prime

Mess with the bull, you get the horns.
Tauren taunt, World of Warcraft

I always wondered how long real-world persecution of mutants would last. "We had ourselves a lynching party last night for that mutant SOB!" "How'd it go?" "Well, we lost about seven people, and the mutant survived. But we think it’ll go better next time!"
John Seavey, mightygodking.com

Vladimir has 10,000 tanks and you have three. Why would you start a war? Discuss.
David Mitchell, Mock the Week, "Questions That Were Rejected From This Year'snote  Exams"

"Now, to put that in hacker terms, Anonymous is a hornets' nest, and Barr said, 'I'm going to stick my penis in that thing'. Because, faster than you could say, 'Get these hornets off my penis!' Anonymous took down Barr's website, stole his emails, deleted the company's backup data, trashed his twitter account and remotely wiped his iPad."
Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report

"For the first time in his career it looked like Fedor wanted something dead. Poor Tsuyoshi Kohsaka could only look on in horror while the world's greatest fighter experienced rage for the first time and redefined the ways a human body could express it. Almost immediately, Fedor threw TK into the ground and rezoned his head for strip mining. He punched and punched and only stopped to stand up and stomp a hole into his face. The ref took this opportunity to pause the fight and let the doctors glue together the remaining scraps of Tsuyoshi's skull. After some debate on the sensibility of it, they soon restarted the fight. 'Heh,' said a shadowy man now standing in TK's corner with a wheat scythe."

"There are some flaws in this movie.... Not to mention so very stupid lapses in the scriptwriting. Take for example a scene where Kara lands on Earth and two white crackers immediately try to rape her. She is dressed in her Supergirl outfit and is clearly using her powers. The white crackers simply dismiss this though and say “Heh, this girl has fight in her hyuck hyuck.” I’ll say! She’s Supergirl! You are trying to rape Supergirl. Are your inbred synapses so slow to fire you can’t figure that out you brain dead hillbillies!? "

"Telling a lion-man of the Full Moon to "yiff in hell" is almost always a horrible idea as he can rip you and thousands like you to pieces without even trying. Yet it is still totally worth it"
1d4chan on the Lunar Exalted

Carrie as you'll soon find out, warns us of the danger of underestimation, of messing with the wrong person and not treating everyone with the respect they fully deserve. While this may be tempting for some, it will be an insult to the one you abuse, and may end in your untimely death.''

Superman: Bruce was only playing with [Connor]. He always did that to me when we were kids. Tying explosives to my cape...always reminding me that I'm not human...sticking Kryptonite in my locker after painting it with lead...calling me a naive Farm Boy who had his head under too many cows' behinds to know any better...He's such a kidder.
Lois: Clark, you're in denial.
Superman: It keeps me from killing him, Lois.

Scar: (solemnly) "If you interfere, I will eliminate you as well."
Roy: (smug) "Oh, is that right?"
*hands Riza his gun*
Roy: "You guys stay out of it."
Riza: (in alarm) "Col. Mustang! Sir!"
Scar: (in realization) "Col. Mustang...? So this The Flame Alchemist. Volunterring yourself to receive judgement... this is truly an auspicious day!"

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