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Funny: The Editing Room
  • The Running Gag from the Harry Potter articles of the audience noticing Emma Watson and having to back out of sexual innuendos, up until the Half-Blood Prince script, where she reveals she's now legal.
  • This moment from the script for Killer Elite:
    Jason Statham: Time to put on my best grim expression, go kick some ass, and find the bastards who kidnapped that Chinese girl.
    Robert De Niro: Jason, I think you're getting confused with Safe.
    Jason Statham: You're right - I mean, find the bastards who kidnapped that Chinese girl's family.
    Robert De Niro: Not quite, that's The Transporter.
    Jason Statham: The bastards who kidnapped that Chinese doctor?
    Robert De Niro: The Expendables 2.
    Jason Statham: The Chinese bastard who kidnapped me?
    Robert De Niro: The One.
    Jason Statham: The Chinese bastard who killed my colleague?
    Robert De Niro: War.
    Jason Statham: The bastards who injected me with Chinese poison?
    Robert De Niro: Crank.
    Jason Statham: The Chinese bastards who cut me open?
    Robert De Niro: Crank: High Voltage.
    Jason Statham: Well if there isn't anyone Chinese in this movie, what the bloody fuck am I supposed to be doing?
  • From the script for Thor:
    CHRIS hammers the FUCK out of THE ROBOT, hammers the FUCK out of some FROST GIANTS, hammers the FUCK out of TOM HIDDLESTON, and hammers the FUCK out of the RAINBOW BRIDGE.
  • During the script for The Mummy 1999:
    Script: ARNOLD attacks BRENDAN but BRENDAN instead kills him using a talisman or some other shit, I wasn't really paying attention.
  • The image caption for The Cabin in the Woods.
  • In the script for X-Men: First Class, Kevin Bacon's plan is so ridiculous that they actually stop the movie to hold a symposium about how stupid it is, which lasts about 4 months.
  • The script for Pokémon. All of it.
  • The script for The Princess and the Frog being very clear about how Ray has a Family-Unfriendly Death, or, as they put it, Keith David "KILLS HIM TO DEATH WITH MURDER".
  • The script for The LEGO Movie doesn't even use an actual screenshot. Just a picture of LEGO Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, and Green Lantern.
    • And then there's this:
    BATMAN: (appearing) Boo! I'm Batman! Hey, shouldn't I be "CGI Will Arnett?"
    FUCK THAT, YOU'RE BATMAN.

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