Characters / The Goonies

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     The Main Goonies 

In General

"Goonies never say die!"

A group of lovable misfits from the Goon Docks. They are all facing foreclosure on their homes due to a certain Elgin Perkins' desire to expand Astoria's Country Club. Faced with the imminent loss of their homes and friends, the Goonies embark on an adventure to find the treasure of an infamous pirate, One-Eyed Willy, in a last ditch effort to stop Perkins.

  • Four-Man Band:
  • Only Known by Their Nickname: All the companions are referred to by nicknames, and their real names are either rarely mentioned or not mentioned at all: Michael Walsh - Mikey; Clark Devereaux - Mouth; Richard Wang - Data; Brandon Walsh - Brand; Lawrence Cohen - Chunk; Andrea Theresa Carmichael - Andy; Stephanie Steinbrenner - Stef; Lotney Fratelli - Sloth.
  • True Companions: They squabble often enough but the lengths they'd go to for each other solidifies this troupe.

Michael "Mikey" Walsh

Played by: Sean Astin

"Home? What home? In a couple more hours, it ain't gonna be home anymore. Come on, guys, this is our time. Our last chance to see if there really is any rich stuff. We've got to."

When the opportunity comes to go on an adventure to find Willy's lost treasure and save the Goon Docks, Mikey jumps at the chance.

  • Accidental Kiss: With Andy, after Brand asks him to go to see what she wants. Not that he didn't enjoy it, but who wouldn't?
  • Annoying Younger Sibling: Mikey (and his friends) is this to Brand. Their mother charges Brand with keeping an eye on Mikey during the day, which he's none too thrilled about. Mikey and co. escape by tying Brand to a chair and then he has to track them down. Mikey also accidentally steals Andy's First Kiss from Brand. A bit of a subversion as Mikey is the protagonist.
  • Ascended Fanboy: He grows up loving his Dad's stories about the pirate One-Eyed Willy and suddenly finds himself chasing after his long lost treaure. And eventually coming face to face with him.
  • First Kiss: Accidentally with Andy.
  • The Heart: Encourages the Goonies to stick to the quest.
  • Malaproper: Tends to mix up complicated words. He seems to have inherited this trait from his mother.
  • Nerdy Inhaler: He has one that he throws away at the end of the movie, insinuating that now he's had adventures he's less nerdy. This is probably justified due to the fact that he was misusing it before, and has realized it's time to stop focusing on his weaknesses if his life is going to move forward. Treating an inhaler like a security blanket leads to over-medication, and ultimately, worse asthma.
  • Post-Kiss Catatonia: Downplayed but he's certainly in a bit of daze afterwards.
  • Rousing Speech: When it looks like the gang's about to give up on the adventure, he gives a pretty compelling speech about seizing the opportunity to do something great.
  • Rube Goldberg Device: Mikey has one of these at his house. It's used as a gate opener.
  • Saving the Orphanage: Believes wholeheartedly that they can find the treasure and save their homes.
  • Throwing Off the Disability: He throws away his inhaler at the end, having apparently defeated asthma through life experience. (It can be aggravated by stress and anxiety, but that's probably a bit much.)

Clark "Mouth" Devereaux

Played by: Corey Feldman

"Chunk, I'm pretty much ODing on all your bullshit stories!"

Talkative and abrasive Mouth very much lives up to his nickname.

  • Belligerent Sexual Tension: With Stef, oh so much.
  • Captain Morgan Pose: An Establishing Character Moment for Mouth when he puts his foot on the living room table in an attempt to look cool, until Brand tells him to stop it.
  • Chekhov's Skill: Mouth's fluency in Spanish.
  • Cunning Linguist: He plays this role.
    • His knowledge of Spanish is strong enough for him to deliberately mistranslate instructions to the Walsh's maid for his own amusement.
    Mrs. Walsh: Now Rosalita, this is the attic. Mr. Walsh doesn't like anybody up here, ever. That's why it's always open.
    Mouth: [to Rosalita in Spanish] Never go up there. It's filled with Mr. Walsh's sexual torture devices.
  • Hidden Depths: Mouth in the wishing well.
    Stef: Wait, stop, stop! You can't do this.
    Mikey: Why?
    Stef: Because these are somebody else's wishes. They're somebody else's dreams.
    Mouth: Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here? This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Shifts between the two, especially the latter when he's around Stef.
  • Meaningful Name: Unsurprisingly he doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut. No matter the situation.
    • Also illustrated when Ma Fratelli has to go through an Extended Disarming scene of getting treasure he's hiding. He literally has a big mouth.
  • Silly Rabbit, Idealism Is for Kids!: Stef accuses him of stealing other peoples' hopes and dreams when lifting coins from the wishing well. Mouth quickly calls her out on this by informing her that his wishes and dreams never came true and so he's taking them all back.
  • Spotting the Thread: Ma Fratelli notices he's awfully quiet for a guy called Mouth. Turns out it's because he's stuffed a fortune worth of treasure into his mouth.
  • With Friends Like These...: He LOVES to tease Chunk so much, to the point where Chunk tries to kill him.

Richard "Data" Wang

Played by: Johnathan Ke Quan

"I am wondering... what is in the bag?"

Amateur inventor who brings his smarts and gadgets along for the journey with his friends.

  • Asian and Nerdy: Data, but it didn't make him any less of a badass when it came to facing danger.
  • Asian Speekee Engrish: Data occasionally slips into this.
  • Awesome, but Impractical: Most of his inventions fall under this.
  • Bilingual Bonus: Is fluent in Cantonese.
  • Bungling Inventor: Played with. Some of his inventions fail miserably or only work for a limited time. However there's also several notable occasions when they saved the day, along with his own life..
  • Dynamic Entry: Via Improvised Zip Line. Though a little more dynamic than he intended.
  • Genre Savvy: Immediately recognises the two men going into the restaurant are not drug dealers but are more likely cops.
    Data: "Drug dealers wouldn't be caught dead in those polyester rags!"
  • Grappling-Hook Pistol: Data's actually got two versions of these. One he uses in the intro and towards the end on Ma Fratelli both times with a rather poor outcome and the more effective "Pinchers Of Peril" he has on each of his sleeves. Though the Pinchers were likely not intended for this use.
  • Groin Attack: His use of slick shoes leads to some very painful moments for the Fratelli brothers. Though his later use of his "Pinchers Of Peril" is probably even worse. Not that his victims deserve any sympathy.
  • So Proud of You: When Data's dad, an inventor like his son, tries to take a picture with a spring-loaded camera though it fails. Data tells his father that it's alright, since he cannot hug a photo. His dad responds with "You are my greatest invention."
  • Token Minority: He is the only non-white character in the cast.
  • Tricked-Out Shoes: "Slick shoes! Are you crazy?!"

Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen

Played by: Jeff Cohen

"Listen, okay? You guys'll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!"

Chunk finds himself in the rare position of telling the truth about a police car chase he witnessed but finds none of his fellow Goonies willing to believe him. A lifetime of tall tales and pranks will do that.

  • Attention Whore: Implied to be one of the reasons he lies so much.
  • Bad Liar: When confronted with the fact he once claimed Michael Jackson came round to his house to use the toilet. He later relented and admitted he didn't, but his sister did.
  • Big Damn Hero: Along with Sloth comes to the rescue of the Goonies in the finale. Though exactly how they got down to their location so fast is anyone's guess.note 
  • Berserk Button: First when Mouth tells Chunk he has naked pictures of his mom taking a bath, real cheap, forcing Chunk to break the door open. Second, averted, when Chunk accidentally breaks the water cooler he was drinking from when Mouth thought of putting chocolate on the floor so he can eat through. "Okay Mouth, that's all I can stand and I can't stand no more!"
  • Big Eater: To the extent that, according to him, he got kicked out of a camp for fat kids for pigging out.
  • Brains and Brawn: The brains to Sloth's brawn.
  • Butt Monkey: Poor schmuck just can't catch a break until the finale.
  • Cassandra Truth: All his talk about seeing a police chase and then noticing the very same ORV with bullet holes in it is largely dismissed due to his past reputation.
  • Crying Wolf: Chunk bitches the most about everything that takes place, and is chewed out by every other person in the movie for it because of his history of being a Crying Wolf.
    • Yet he turns out to be completely right about the Fratellis and what they're up to. When he attempts to phone the police about the Fratellis chasing after his friends over buried treasure the sheriff chalks it up to yet another outlandish tale.
    Sheriff: "Just like that last prank about all those little creatures who multiply when you throw water on them."
  • Fat Camp: One of the things Chunk confesses to when caught by the Fratellis was being sent to a fat camp and getting kicked out for pigging out.
  • Fat Comic Relief: He has to do his "Truffle Shuffle" to be allowed into the gang's house.
  • Hero of Another Story: He forms the B-Plot of the movie by getting caught by the Fratellis and forming a friendship with Sloth while the rest make their way through the crypts.
  • He's Dead, Jim: "It's a STIFF!"
  • Hyper Awareness: Simply by smelling them, Chunk can tell what toppings are on a pizza, the same goes for ice cream flavors in a locked freezer.
  • The Klutz: To the point that his when his fellow Goonies need something broken they just ask him to hold it or provoke him.
  • Mouthy Kid: He cannot shut up.
  • My God, What Have I Done?: During Chunk's "confession" to The Fratellis he says the worst thing he ever did was mixed up a bunch of fake puke, took it to a movie theater, went to the balcony and poured it on the people below and everyone in the audience started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. He had never felt so bad in his entire life.
  • Phrase Catcher: "Shut up, Chunk."
  • Survival Mantra: While running through trees in the night, he plays this straight and also inverts it.
    Chunk: I'm not afraid of the dark. I like the dark. I love the dark. But I hate nature. I hate nature!
  • Vomit Chain Reaction: Chunk claims he accidentally started one in a movie theater as a result of a practical joke involving fake puke Gone Horribly Wrong.
  • You Have to Have Jews: Despite the fact that only 0.24% (less than 1 out of 400)of Oregonians are Jewish, Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen mentions playing Moses in his Hebrew School play (using his uncle's toupee as a beard), mentions having Hannukah decorations at home, and recites a Jewish prayer in panic when confronted by Jake Fratelli.

     Rest Of The Gang 

Brandon "Brand" Walsh

Played by: Josh Brolin

"Yeah sure he will. If he gets his next 400 paychecks by tomorrow afternoon."

Mikey's big brother, who as the eldest tries to be the most level headed of the group. Initially he's just trying to get Mikey back home safe but ends up swept up in the adventure too.

  • All Guys Want Cheerleaders: Or in Brand's case a girl who happens to be a cheerleader.
  • Aloof Big Brother: Downplayed but there's shades of this.
  • Big Brother Instinct: He only gets involved to save his brother from himself. And throughout the film goes out of his way to protect not only Mikey but the other Goonies.
  • Hoist by His Own Petard: Mikey and company tie Brand to an armchair with the exercise equipment he's currently using.
  • Ineffectual Death Threats: When threatening to kill the Goonies for tying him to his armchair and letting the air out of his bikes tires. Both reactions are fairly typical of an older brother. Though there's no doubt he'd likely get his own back in a less lethal manner.
    Brand: "I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!"
  • One of the Kids: He spends the first act of the film trying to keep his little brother and his friends in line, but he eventually gets swept up in the adventure as much as the rest of them.

Andrea "Andy" Carmichael

Played by: Kerri Green

"Brand's being so sweet to me..."

A cheerleader who is the Love Interest of the resident Jerk Jock but actually seems rather more fond of Brand. She ends up stumbling into their quest largely by accident.

  • The Cheerleader: A subversion given she's not at all an Alpha Bitch and actually very nice.
  • Chekhov's Skill: She used to take piano lessons. However she's very rusty. Which makes the skeleton organ scene all the more dramatic when she hits the wrong notes.
  • Heroic B.S.O.D.: Has a slight meltdown at the beginning of their journey. Though she snaps out it eventually.
  • Hysterical Woman: She starts panicking and screaming in the cave.

Stephanie "Stef" Steinbrenner

Played by: Martha Plimpton

"This is ridiculous. It's crazy. I feel like I'm babysitting, except I'm not getting paid."

Stef's friends with Andy and, like her, doesn't usually associate with the Goonies. But she ends up following Andy and getting pulled into the quest anyways.

  • Blind Without 'Em: Stef, although it's really just a couple instances of "I can't see a thing"; it's not really played for comedy or anything and she can see well enough to not be helpless.
  • Pay Evil unto Evil: Decides to punch Ma Fratelli in the face before jumping off the pirate ship. Largely because she deserves it.
  • Sarcastic Devotee: She complains and snarks about their situation constantly but sticks by Andy regardless.
  • Slap-Slap-Kiss She and Mouth have this sort of relationship in The Goonies. At first they hate each other, but then she hugs him when they find the pirate ship and then pushes him back. Finally at the end they really do make up.
  • Surrounded by Idiots: Stef doesn't feel like she's in the most logical company.
  • Ship Tease: Pretty strong hints towards her and Mouth harboring some feelings for each other.
  • Tomboy and Girly Girl: The tomboy to Andy's girly girl.

Lotney "Sloth" Fratelli

Played by: John Matuszak

"Hey you guys!"

Sloth is a seemingly scary Madman in the Attic, but is revealed to be more of a Gentle Giant after becoming friends with Chunk.

  • Abusive Parent: Where to begin. Chaining him to a wall like a animal. The heavily implied physical and emotional bullying during his entire life. And the fact he was dropped on his head more times than his mother can actually recall and enough times that mentioning it is Sloth's Berserk Button
  • Berserk Button: Mentioning falling and a baby in the same sentence isn't wise.
  • Big Damn Hero: Arrives with Chunk to rescue the Goonies from his deranged family.
  • Big Eater: He has quite an appetite, which is how he and Chunk first bond. When the Goonies hear Sloth growling, Stef thought it was his Growling Gut.
  • Big Guy Fatality Syndrome: Averted when Sloth remains behind to hold up the boulder so the kids can escape, but then later makes it out (with his Ma, like a good son, even though she had been bad).
  • Childhood Brain Damage: It's implied that Sloth's deformity was caused by being dropped as a baby. When Ma Fratelli tries to calm him down by singing "Rock-a-bye Baby", Sloth reacts to the line "the cradle will fall" as if it has unearthed Repressed Memories, precipitating his Heel–Face Turn.
    Ma Fratelli: I only dropped you once! Okay, maybe twice!
  • The Dreaded: He's the "it" in the basement. Though we soon learn he's no monster at all.
  • Expressive Ears: He can wiggle his ears.
  • Sweet Tooth: So much that a Baby Ruth just out of his reach is enough of an incentive for him to find the strength to break his chains.
  • Tastes Like Friendship: Bonds with Chunk over their mutual love of Baby Ruth candy bars. Later, they both raid the freezer for ice cream.
  • Token Good Teammate: Sloth is the only kind-hearted Fratelli.
  • The Unfavourite: Mama favors Francis over Jake.
    Jake: You always take his side, Mama. You always liked him better than me.
    Mama: (Smacks Jake) That's right!
  • White Sheep: He's mentally disabled and physically deformed, kept chained in the basement, and not even a candidate to be his mama's Un Favorite. More importantly, unlike the rest of his family he's a good guy at heart, opposing them when given the chance.

     The Fratellis 

In General

  • The Family That Slays Together: They are never actually seen killing anybody, but have stuffed a corpse in the freezer at their hideout, and Ma Fratelli has no qualms with forcing the kids to walk the plank.

Mama Fratelli

Played by: Anne Ramsey

"Trust your dear old mother boys. Throw 'er into four-wheel drive and hold on to your hats."

The leader of the Fratelli gang, and mother of Jake, Francis and Sloth.

  • Abusive Parent: Seemingly to all her children. Though Francis may get off lighter due to apparently being the favorite. But above all her treatment of Sloth is unforgivable.

Francis Fratelli

Played by: Joe Pantoliano

"Watch your hair! Watch your hair! They're goin' for the hair!"

Allegedly wears a toupee but strongly denies it. Apparently the 'favored' son.

  • Groin Attack: Twice courtesy of Data. The first instance leaves him an Instant Soprano. The second instance involving the "Pinchers Of Peril" is notable in that he needs to physically pry them off with a sword. Ouch.
  • Kick the Dog: His treatment of his brother Sloth.
  • Sibling Rivalry: Shares a very antagonistic relationship with his brother Jake. They even come to blows.

Jake Fratelli

Played by: Robert Davi

"Do you remember the time we were going to get your teeth fixed and we spent all of the money on Francis's toupee?"

Broken out of jail at the beginning of the movie. He has a particular fondness for singing Italian opera.

  • Asshole Victim: Any tragedy that befalls him during the course of the movie is well deserved.
  • Kick the Dog: His treatment of his brother Sloth.
  • Sibling Rivalry: Notably very jealous of Francis' perceived status as the favorite son.
  • The Unfavourite: Mama Fratelli favors Francis over Jake.
    Jake: "You always take his side, Mama. You always liked him better than me."
    Mama: (Smacks Jake) "That's right!"

     Other Notable Characters 

One-Eyed Willy

  • Bigger Bad: Could be applied to him, having been dead for around 350 years, he plays no direct role in the plot and all that is seen of him is his mortal remains. However the heroes must battle through his traps to reach his treasure and Mikey certainly views their quest as a personal duel between himself and Willy. Also, in his time, Willy was a far greater Big Bad than the Fratellis (he did kill all of his men) and Ma Fratelli seems to regard his corpse with a certain mutual criminal reverence.
    Mikey: Come on One-Eyed Willy, what does this have to do with the map? Is this just another one of your tricks?
    Mikey: We've got you now One-Eyed Willy, we're coming up right behind you!
    Mikey: I made it, I beat you.
    Ma Fratelli: Thank you Mr Willy, thank you. You've made my day.
  • Eyeless Face: His lost his left eye which is covered with an Eyepatch of Power.

Mrs. Irene Walsh & Mr. Irving Walsh

Played by: Mary Ellen Trainor and Keith Walker, respectively

"Brandon, don't you come home without your brother, or I'll commit Hare Krishna!"

Mikey and Brand's parents. Both are seemingly distracted by both work and the impending forced eviction from their homes. Their mother is very protective of Mikey and might even be exaggerating the extent of his asthma. Their father is the curator of the local history museum.

  • Adults Are Useless: Played with. Mrs. Walsh is likely too distracted by more pressing issues to notice Brand has been tied to the chair rather than he did it himself. Though she immediately flips her lid when she realizes her youngest son is up to no good. However this is less because she knows what he's up to and more because she doesn't want Mikey out in the cold. Furthermore Mr. Walsh doesn't have any reason to believe his son hanging out with his friends is anything out of the ordinary when he later sees him.
  • Bystander Syndrome: A light-hearted example. When Andy and Brand kiss Mrs. Walsh simply states to her husband that Andy's own mother can bother worrying about the implications, not them.
  • Covert Pervert: Mrs. Walsh. Just a seemly average mother who doesn't like messes and frets over the youngest. Her favorite part of Michelangelo's David is the dick. And her children are aware of this.
  • Parental Hypocrisy: When telling off her kids that if they don't clean up they'll be in the "deepest shi..." and desperately trying not to say shit. Brand steps in and helps her out.
    Brand: "Shit Ma."
    Mrs. Walsh: "I don't like that language but that's exactly what you're going to be in"
  • Parents as People: It's subtle but both parents are strongly implied to be incredibly distracted from what their kids are up to due to the seemingly inevitable loss of their house. Mikey even points out he's well aware that his father sits up all night trying to think of some way to save them.
  • Parental Neglect: It's implied they're not around as much as they're desperately trying to find a way not to be evicted. Considering they're actually mere days away from being forcibly removed, it's understandable they aren't quite on the ball. However it's doubtful even on a good day that they'd anticipate the scenario of their kids going off on a dangerous quest for pirate treasure.
  • So Proud of You: Mr. Walsh informs Mikey that with his family he already feels like the richest man in Astoria. Somewhat under cut by that jerkass Perkins responding that he is actually the richest but even he can't rain on their parade as it turns out.

Elgin Perkins

Played by: Curtis F. Hanson

"Alright, Walsh. Today's the day, so let's get this over with."

Despite having a relatively minor role in the movie, Perkins is actually the main threat to the Goonies' way of life. He wants to develop a golf course where the Goon Docks are currently located.

  • Bigger Bad: He's the very reason the Goonies are off hunting a treasure and risking their lives.
  • Jerkass: A man willing to evict just over 50 families from their homes for a golf course.
  • Near Villain Victory: He's literally seconds from having Mikey's father sign over his home. But then Rosalita finds Mikey's marble bag...
  • Nothing Personal: Comes across like this. He never really seems all that bothered by the fact he's ruining people's lives just so he can add new land to his country club. It's just a bit of business that needs taking care of before he can go about building that course. His son on the other hand, takes great delight rubbing the impending doom in the faces of the Goonies.
  • Spanner in the Works: He could not have foreseen the kids going off and finding a priceless treasure, mere moments before he gained ownership of the land. And of course if Rosalita hadn't bothered checking Mikey's pockets, or even took a little longer doing so, he'd have got his hands on the Goon Docks.
  • Smug Snake: "You're looking at the richest man in Astoria." Not rich enough though.

Troy Perkins

Played by: Steve Antin

"Come on Walsh we don't have all day. There's 50 more houses to tear down after yours."

The resident Jerk Jock and son of Mr. Perkins. He has a crush on Andy and isn't shy about admitting it. He takes great delight in tormenting the Goonies and openly revels in their eviction at his father's hands.

  • Asshole Victim: Andy punches him off-screen for being a pervert and the Goonies accidentally send him flying off a toilet at his precious country club. Both times are well deserved.
  • Bully Brutality: He drives up next to Brandon who is riding a little girl's bike (long story), grabs his hand, and attempts to drag him along before sending him over a cliff. Somehow he survives.
  • The Can Kicked Him: Whilst not fatal of course, it's very likely painful as well as humiliating to be launched headfirst into a bathroom ceiling when you've been sitting on the can. Then crying out for your daddy despite being a grown man. And very amusing for the audience.
  • It's Personal: Unlike his father, Troy loves to rub the fact that the Goon Docks are about to become a thing of the past—right in the Goonies' faces.
  • Laser-Guided Karma: Of all the toilets in all Astoria, the Goonies manage to mess up the plumbing in his and karma finds itself a worthy target.
  • Lovable Sex Maniac: Attempts to use his car mirror to look up Andy's skirt or down her top, without really bothering to hide the fact. Andy is not impressed.
  • Water-Geyser Volley: This happens to him while he is in the bathroom, and Mikey and the others were fooling around with the water pipes.


Played by: Lupe Ontiveros

"My God, I'm in a crazy house!"

An Hispanic cleaner hired by Mikey's mother to help them move out and leave the house clean "before they knock it down." She doesn't speak any English.

  • Chekhov's Gunman: Rosalita accidentally finds the salvation of the Goonies in Mikey's marble bag mere moments before they lose everything.
  • Language Barrier: Rosalita only speaks Spanish. Fortunately Mouth is available to translate for Mrs. Walsh. Unfortunately he takes this opportunity to deliberately mistranslate everything Mrs. Walsh says for his own amusement. Later on her inability to speak English actually becomes a dramatic Plot Point when she becomes too excited and speaks too fast for Mouth to translate quickly.
  • Spanner in the Works: If Rosalita hadn't bothered checking Mikey's pockets or decided to check them a little later Perkins would have gotten his hands on the Goon Docks.

The Sheriff

Played by: Paul Tuerpe

"Just like that last prank about all those little creatures who multiply when you throw water on them."

Understandably (and justifiably) doesn't believe Chunk when he tells him he's locked in the Fratellis' basement. That is until the phone call gets abruptly cut off causing him to believe something is amiss. But he still doesn't believe in the pirate ship until he (and everyone else) saw it out on the sea.

  • Arbitrary Skepticism: Okay so Chunk wasn't lying about the Fratellis but a half dozen youngsters agreeing with him about a pirate ship filled with treasure are clearly embellishing the escape from the Fratelli gang. Despite having just seen priceless diamonds. He literally doesn't believe it until the ship appears before his eyes.
  • Crying Wolf: Why he doesn't believe Chunk's story.
  • Cut Phone Lines: Subverted in that it's Chunk who accidentally cuts off his own line mid-call. However when he does this the Sheriff begins to suspect something is actually amiss and sure enough begins sending his people out for the kids.
  • Oh My Gods!: His reaction upon seeing Willy's ship.
    Sheriff: "Holy Mary mother of God!"
  • Not Now, Kiddo: Fratellis, treasure, and Pirate ships. Don't exaggerate, kids.
  • Reasonable Authority Figure: He's understandably skeptical over Chunk's claim of being trapped by fugitives (given Chunk's prior prank calls to him). But when the call gets cut off, he immediately forms a search party.