Characters: Good Burger


  • Catch Phrase: "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your ORRRRDERRR?"
  • Cloud Cuckoolander: His head seems to be in the clouds.
  • The Ditz
  • Dumbass Has a Point: He actually had a well thought-out reason for overloading Mondo Burger's meat supply with their burger-growth chemicals instead of simply stealing a can and showing it to the police. He's not as stupid as some make him out to be.
  • The Hero
  • Horrible Judge of Character: He believes that Kurt has the best of intentions, at first. It doesn't last once Kurt starts threatening to cost Ed his job.
    • The first time Kurt meets him, he loudly trash-talks Good Burger and asks "what kind of diseased maggot would eat here?" Ed responds by cheerfully greeting him in his usual way as if he didn't hear any of it.
  • Idiot Hero: He may not show much in the ways of intelligence, but in the end, he certainly comes through.
  • I Just Want to Have Friends: He's absolutely thrilled when Dexter calls him "buddy".
  • Incorruptible Pure Pureness: He's always in a good mood, never angry, and nice to everyone, even the people threatening to cost him his job.
  • Kindhearted Simpleton
  • Large Ham
  • Limited Wardrobe: He almost never takes his uniform off, even in the shower.
  • Literal-Minded: When Kurt tells Ed to "watch your butt," Ed nearly falls over with dizziness from trying.
  • Man Child
  • Married to the Job: He even says Good Burger is his life, and apparently never takes off his uniform.
  • Too Dumb to Fool: You can't fool him.
  • Ultimate Job Security: Since his sauce is the only thing keeping Good Burger from going out of business.

Dexter Reed

Kurt Bozwell

Troy and Griffin

Mr. Wheat

  • Butt Monkey: His car and mailbox get destroyed multiple times through the course of the movie, culminating in a giant burger statue from Mondo Burger's roof crushing his car.
  • Cloud Cuckoolander
  • Cool Teacher: He at least thinks of himself as this.
  • Disco Dan: When it comes to the 70s.
  • Jerk Ass
    • Jerkass Woobie: He really didn't deserve all the property damage he suffered throughout the movie.
  • Jive Turkey
  • The '70s: A decade he seems stuck in.
  • Skewed Priorities: He's more upset that Dexter ruined his afro than his car. And at the end, he seems more focused on getting the burger prop off of the vehicle than on the fact that he was nearly crushed by it himself.