Kurt: Yeah, I do. I just thought you Good Burger losers should be aware that tonight's the grand opening of Mondo Burger. (Spatch growls) The second we open our doors, Good Burger goes in the grinder.
Dexter: Again with this grinder! Look, man, you either order something or you can get outta here.
Kurt: Yeah. Sure. You can take my order. I'll have the very last Good Burger to go. (takes a bite of the burger, slurps a soda then throws the cup on the floor as he leaves)
Ed: (dizzy) I give up. There's no way a guy can watch his own butt.
"Is it because I'm black?"note In his otherwise scathing review, The Nostalgia Critic cited this as the only joke that got him to laugh.
Ed rollerblading to work at the beginning. Especially the part with the baby and the basketball players.
Ed's attempt to blow a kiss at Roxanne.
"Look! I'm Grape Nose Boy!"
When Ed delivers Shaq's Good Burger.
Shaq: Little man, I ordered tomatoes on this Good Burger, I don't see no tomatoes.
Ed: Well, hang on... (Ed pulls a couple of Hammerspace tomato slices from his shirt pocket, and slaps them on Shaq's burger) There, consider yourself tomatoe'd! Ha!
While Dexter is driving down the road after getting off of school, Ed comes rolling by on his rollerblades and into his path. This causes Dexter to slam hard on the brakes and go spinning, until his car slams into the car of none other than Mr. Wheat, his teacher.
Mr. Wheat: Ah, ow! (fumbles with the airbag, then starts sifting his hands through his hair) My afro! My afro- (abruptly stops as he realizes who just crashed into him, slowly turns his head around to glare at Dexter)
The end of Kurt's Mondo Burger orientation speech:
Kurt: From now on, your LIFE is Mondo Burger! You can forget about your friends, you can forget about your family, because Kurt is now your mother and your father. Dexter: (Whispering to a girl next to him) Kurt must look awfully strange naked.
The first meeting between Ed and Dexter, who was trying to remember where he's seen Ed before.
Dexter: I could've sworn I've seen you somewhere before.
Ed: Hey, I know! Maybe I'm someone famous. Y'know, like a baseball player or a pretty nurse!
Dexter:WHAT!? Man, what in the world are you talking about!?
Ed: Okay, I give up. Who am I?
Dexter: I don't know who you are or where I know you from or why you think you're an attractive nurse!
Ed: (rustling a $10 bill next to his ear) I don't know. It kinda sounds like... (imitates rustling)
Ed's extremely Limited Wardrobe. He wears his Good Burger uniform to bed and in the shower. And when he's on a date, he wears his Good Burger uniform with a tie.
When Ed asks why Mr. Bailey fired the delivery guy, he responds, "because the boy showed up to work without his pants!"
Nearly everything by Abe Vigoda's character, Otis.
Dexter tries to play cards with three patients. But one of them keeps eating the cards, one keeps hitting his head with a ping pong paddle, and one keeps poking at Dexter.
When Dexter talks about his Disappeared Dad, Ed says, "I don't remember what my dad looks like either...but at least I get to see him every day".
"It's okay, people! HER BUTT...IS FINE!!!"
When Dexter accidentally hits Roxanne's leg, as he was trying to hit Ed's to keep him from telling her the secret recipe.
Ed: What's wrong? Is it your butt again?
"I hate to do this, I hate to put a black man in jail!"
After Good Burger makes only $43 in a single day thanks to Mondo Burger's competition, Dexter asks Mr. Bailey if now would be a good time to ask for a raise.
The "Chariots of Fire" music playing during the slow-motion scene of Dexter and Ed running towards Shaq and hugging him. Bonus points for Dexter especially going from his usual savvy self to being like a happy six-year-old as he and Ed rush over.
When Kurt's Co-Dragons tear off Ed and Dexter's old lady disguises - and Ed is wearing lingerie underneath his.
When Ed, Dexter and Otis escape from Demented Hills, they decide to take an ice cream truck. Then comes all the flinging of various ice cream at the windshield of their pursuers to the point that it's become too thick to see out.
Ed seems to be enjoying himself throwing ice cream while naming the flavors.
Look carefully, and you'll see the ice cream truck is owned by the "O'Bese Bros".
"Kurt's going to jail, Kurt's going to jail, Kurt's going to jail, jail, jail..."
"En-JOY your car!"
Dexter's response to Mr. Bailey asking how long he's worked in fast food: "Nearly two days!"
The entire chase scene, which also includes some great lines:
At the Good Burger franchising party, Cecil McNevins tells Ed and Dexter that they'll be closing the flagship store now that MegaCorp owns Good Burger. Everyone first assumes that it's a party call before he clarifies and tells every Good Burger employee that they're all fired. Ed thinks this is another party call and keeps partying even after the music dies down. What makes it even funnier is that Ed 2 and a couple of patrons in the back are still dancing in the background! It takes everyone's startled faces for Ed, Ed 2, and the patrons to realize that they're really fired.
During a somber moment where Ed mourns the loss of Good Burger, Ed has an Imagine Spot about other jobs he could take including a heart surgeon and an opera singer. You haven't lived until you've seen Ed attempt an opera rendition of "We're All Dudes."
In the aftermath of Mega Good Burger's downfall, Ed, Dexter, and Dexter's niece Mia enter the restaurant and see Katt being held by an Edamatronic with ketchup and mustard on her face:
Dexter: Looks like you... Got a little schmutz there.
Ed:(singing) Katt got a little ketchup and mustard on her face! Do-do-do-do-do!
(Dexter, Ed, and Mia start dancing as Katt watches in disbelief)
Dexter & Ed:(singing) Katt got mustard and ketchup on her, Katt got mustard and ketchup on her, Katt got mustard and ketchup on her face! (Dexter and Mia start clapping) On her face!
, as anyone who's worked in fast food service can tell you is not too far from the truth.