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"Cats have a scam going: you buy the food, they eat the food, they fuck off. That's the deal."
Cats are the elves
of the animal kingdom. They're better than us — and they know it
Cats are almost always portrayed as particularly intelligent, cunning, and independent, and in works with any degree of anthropomorphization
a cat is likely to be The Chessmaster
, a Deadpan Snarker
, (see also Cats Are Snarkers
) or one of the other Trickster
archetypes. Sometimes they are all but stated to be a Superior Species
On the other hand, cats' perceived negative qualities — such as aloofness, smugness
, and laziness — might be attributed to their awareness of their exalted position
This can, but need not, overlap with Cats Are Mean
. Superior cats can have a wide range of attitudes toward lesser creatures: showing contempt for them, ignoring them, treating them with amused tolerance, or taking pains to guide and protect them
This trope is approached from another direction through the traditional association between cats and magic
. Whether Magic Is Evil
or benign, it is yet another way for cats to show intelligence and wield power. Is it any wonder that witches have long been associated with them?
This trope is often subverted when dog characters are the main characters of the story or are more major to the story than cat characters.
Compare Panthera Awesome
, Cute Kitten
, Cunning Like a Fox
. Contrast Dogs Are Dumb
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Anime & Manga
- The Cat Returns.
- Yoruichi from Bleach falls into this trope. And then you see her true form and it all makes sense.
Films — Animated
- The black cat from Coraline. Snarky, deadpan, aloof, insulting, arrogant - but willing to help in Coraline's time of need and vital to her confrontation with the Other Mother.
- Disney Animated Canon
- In The Jungle Book, this is applied to both Shere Kahn and Bagheera. The former overlaps with Cats Are Mean by being portrayed as Wicked Cultured, whereas the latter subverts Cats Are Mean by making Bagheera still a hero, but of the Deadpan Snarker/Good Is Not Nice variety. Which makes Bagheera more mean than in the book (seems like a Disney theme to make cats mean). In the book Bagheera was the one to spoil Mowgli and be overindulgent with him while Baloo the bear was the overly strict teacher.
- The Aristocats has the song "Everybody Wants to Be A Cat", where the cats sing an ode to their species' superiority. It actually has nothing to do with cats the animal. The song is a pun, since at the time in the Jazz world, referring to someone as a "cat" meant that s/he was a hip and swingin' musician. If you listen to the lyrics, it does nothing to diss other animals, only "squares."
Films — Live-Action
- In Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey, Sassy is quite arrogant and condescending to Chance, often talking about how cats are superior to dogs. By contrast, Sassy does show respect toward the wise and grandfatherly Shadow. Her arguments with Chance are more of a Running Gag between the two of them.
- Novelist Haruki Murakami loves this trope; cats in his novels almost always hold symbolic or supernatural significance. In Kafka on the Shore, one of the cats comments "Cats know everything, unlike dogs."
- Robert A. Heinlein's The Number Of The Beast. Eureka the cat has this attitude while eating dinner with Deety, the Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger.
Deety: Eureka, do you have Dorothy's permission?
Eureka: What a silly way to talk. Dorothy must get my permission. Feed me the lobster first, then the shrimp. You may have the last piece of shrimp for yourself. [snip] Ignore these jungle beasts; they are not cats. Be it known that Felis domestica has been civilized more generations than all you lesser breeds combined. As my serene ancestress, Bubastis, Goddess of the Nile, was wont to say: "Where Cat is, is civilization." Hurry up with that lobster. [snip] Scratch behind my left ear - gently. I shall sing, then I shall sleep. Maintain a respectful silence.
- The Glass Cat in the Land of Oz books also had this attitude.
- The Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland has this.
- Petaybee: Coaxtl, the giant cat, loves this trope.
- So does Edgewood Dirk of Terry Brooks' Magic Kingdom of Landover novels. Of course in his case he is actually literally a fairy, and in that world fairies might as well as be Starfish Aliens as well as aware of far more magic, knowledge, and philosophy than mere humans could, so some of this may be justified. Doesn't stop his Smug Snake, Deadpan Snarker, and Holier Than Thou attitude from becoming very annoying sometimes, though. Though Dirk seems to identify himself as a cat first and Faerie second, to the point where anytime he tries to explain or justify his attitude, it's always by reminding the person annoyed at him that he is a cat, never that he is a Faerie creature.
- Tortall Universe
- Faithful (or Pounce) is a very sarcastic companion to his humans, who he adopts largely out of boredom. He has a number of strange magical abilities and isn't above showing off.
- In The Immortals we meet the goddess of cats, Queenclaw. She's incredibly smug.
- In The Dresden Files Harry has a massive 20+ pound cat named Mister. Harry routinely comments on how 'above-it-all' Mister holds himself. Upon having a puppy brought into the apartment, Mister responded by creating a tradition of swatting it half way across the room with a paw. Since then the puppy has become a very large dog, but Mister sees no reason that should stop his treatment of the dog, and the dog accepts it.
- The Sight allows Harry to see the true form of whatever he looks at. His dog glows with hidden power, his cop friend looks like an angel, monsters look even more hideous...and his cat looks exactly the same as it does when this power is turned off.
- Mister's continual intimidation of Mouse is made exponentially more impressive over the next few books when it is gradually revealed that Mouse is a total badass powerful enough to be feared/respected by a 2000 year old terrorist and Harry's Faerie Godmother.
- HP Lovecraft's essay Cats and Dogs is all about this. Also, in his novel The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath, cats are high-powered, intelligent and benevolent.
- Amazing Maurice. He calls himself amazing for a reason.
- Mercedes Lackey loves this trope. Cats are usually intelligent, often wise, skillful at getting around in the world, and occasionally magical.
- In Alan Dean Foster's Catalyst, some cats are powerful energy-based aliens that pose as cats and watch over other sentient beings. Of the three we meet, one attaches herself to the human protagonist, the second is actually evil and has a Villainous Breakdown near the end, and the last is run ragged by the absent-minded plant-like aliens who started everything a long time ago. It is the last that makes the main character some what suspicious - how do aliens have house cats?
- Werecats in the Inheritance Series. Especially Solembum.
- Saki's "The Achievement of the Cat".
- In The Last Unicorn, all cats can talk - they just don't often feel inclined to do so.
"I am what I am. I would tell you what you want to know if I could, for you have been kind to me. But I am a cat, and no cat anywhere ever gave anyone a straight answer."
- Tomcat Blue Eyes Diaries: Blue Eyes is very sweet little tom-cat who usually likes meeting other animals and respects more experienced cats but he is horrified when he meets a dog who belongs to his human's friend. He cannot understand how the dog can be so submissive and so satisfied taking orders. Eventually they become somewhat friendly but still, he's not Blue Eyes' favourite animal.
- Garfield, perhaps. He's definitely smarter than his owner. The cartoon takes it a step further, with cats actually being aliens that "rule" humans in that they get free food and don't have to do anything all day.
- A story in Mandrake The Magician has Narda, Mandrake's girlfriend, dream - or does she? - that cats are descendants of aliens that got stuck on Earth and used the primitive humans to survive, having lost their technology. (The same applies to dogs - the dog aliens and cat aliens were at war, and the hostility between cats and dogs are a remnant of this.)
- The finale song of (what else?) Cats is all about the proper way for humans to suck up to cats, as the glorious creatures obviously deserve. Might be slightly tongue-in-cheek; it's hard to tell because of the style of the music.
- Seems to be played at first in the ending of Ghost Trick with the cat Sissel being a lot smarter than Missile (a dog), to the point that everybody around him was convinced that he was a human spirit for a whole night. Subverted when Missile is revealed to be The Chessmaster in the end, who outsmarted Sissel on many levels.
- In Dwarf Fortress, cats are the only animals which you can't control the adoption of. Cats choose their owners, not vice versa; they can even adopt dwarves while the game is paused. You can't go without cats because they're the only creatures that can protect your food stocks from vermin. Thus, the "catsplosion," where cat breeding gets out of control because you can't get rid of pets like you can strays. Kittens, before they adopt make a great food source, however.
- A number of cat Pokémon are like this, including Mewtwo for a bit.
- In Minecraft, Creepers are the bane of any player's existence. But Creepers know better than to mess with cats.
- Many LOLCats.
- This cat is caught by a human, and tries to weasel out.
- The blog We Three Cats is allegedly written from the perspective of three housepets, and they often espouse this trope.