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Karate Bears
is a whimsical, whacky comic about Karate Bears. It exists as: part gag-a-day comic, part linguistic adventure, part daily journal for creator
T.J. Baldwin
. These comics have come a long way since they began and as of October 1, 2012, the Karate Bears Daily Comic is 2 years old with over 700 entries! the hard thing now is finding the really good ones!
This webcomic provides examples of:
- All Cloth Unravels: Karate Bears do this from time to time.

- An Axe to Grind = Karate Bears LOVE axes

- Atlas Pose: Here one is illustrating Ayn Rand's book
. - Ax Crazy: Karate Bears are pretty fond of axes.

- Barehanded Blade Block: Karate Bears actually take the knife by the blade, spin it around and use it to attack the attacker in this one

- Batter Up: Karate Bears understand the usefulness of a baseball bat

- Big Brother Instinct: Karate Bears are often bullies themselves but also hate bullies

- Big Red Button: Karate Bears: Finger on the big red Button
blows up the car the badguy/goodguy just got into. - Booby Trap: Karate Bears have the ability to actually detect such traps.
Like in Dungeons and Dragons. - Blood Bath: Karate Bears like taking baths in the blood of the innocent.

- Cartoon Cheese: Karate Bears love cartoony looking cheese

- Cartoon Juggling:In this Karate Bears clip, he is arc juggling all his responsibilities.

- Cats Are Mean: Karate Bears have a sidekick Kat who is very cruel on occasion.

- Cats Are Superior: Karate Bears have a pet Karate Kat who is badass. here he is taking on 4 large dogs
This one is also really badass: Kitty Kat smoking
- Caught with Your Pants Down - Karate Bears will cause this to happen.

- Chain of People: Karate Bears literally make a chain
of people... violently. - Counting Sheep: Karate Bears actually count sheep in the morning for Breakfast!

- Crystal Skull - In June of 2012 we learned that Karate Bears skulls are actually crystal skulls!

- Dance Battler: An unlikely dance fight
at Karate Bears. - David Versus Goliath: Karate Bears are generally the larger combatant but not always.

- Deadly Disc: They use saw blades

- Devil's Advocate: Karate Bears actually advocate for the devil's advocate!

- Does This Make Me Look Fat?: Karate Bears do not fall for this one.

- Dragon Rider: Karate Bears ride dragons
too! - Drives Like Crazy: Karate Bears drive like animals, like crazy animals.

- Eenie Meenie Miny Moai: The giants statues were originally Karate Bears, before their ears fell off
. - The Emperor: Karate Bears have a very SMALL empire.

- Erotic Dream: There is an odd romantic erotic fantasy dream in in Karate Bears: but i guess it takes all kinds.click here

- Eye Beams: This guy from Karate Bears Webcomic has eye beams

- Faceless Masses: T.J. Baldwin from Karate Bears likes crowd scenes
but sometimes doesn't have time to do all the faces and stuff. - Follow Your Nose: They can smell your BBQ

- Foot Popping double foot pop!

- Four-Fingered Hands: Karate Bears usually have 4 fingers

- Furries Are Easier to Draw. I, T.J. Baldwin do admit that Karate Bears are easier to draw than people. look at my bad crowd scenes.

- Gigantic Gulp: Karate Bears Gulp Big.

- Gladiator Games: in Karate Bears a guy Gladiates to save a lady
. - Heroes Gone Fishing: Karate Bears fish off docks
when they have some spare time. - Human Popsicle: Don't count on coming through unharmed. Karate Bears smash them.

- Ignored Expert: Karate Bears: don't listen to their agents.

- Interspecies Romance: This is a HUGE theme in Karate Bears. here are some examples. A
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- “Jump Off a Bridge” Rebuttal: Karate Bears actually do jump off a bridge
. - Jumping on a Grenade: Karate Bears jump on grenades
if they want to. - Literally Loving Thy Neighbor: Karate Bears totally have a crush on the neighbor.

- Mortal Wound Reveal: Karate Bears rarely lose and this is why

- Murder by Cremation: Karate Bears use a dude named pete
to heat their home. - My Brain Is Big - Karate Bears brains are generally concealed but they are visibly huge here.

- No Fourth Wall: Karate Bears have no patience for the fourth wall.

- Nonverbal Miscommunication: This Karate Bears guy probably won't get any of these girls to go out with him.
No matter what he actually says. - Not in Kansas Anymore: Karate Bears are not in kansas any more.

- The Peeping Tom: Karate Bears peep
. - Pegasus: Karate Bears are man enough to admit that they ride pegasi over rainbows

- Pietà Plagiarism: Karate Bears need a mop.

- Plant Person: Karate Bears were around back when there were still Dryads
. - Playing Hard To Get: hard to get

- Plunger Detonator: In Karate Bear: the hero rigs explosives and an election
at the same time! - Police Lineup: Karate Bears don't care, they just pick everybody.

- Porn Stash - In Karate Bears one guy shows his Playboy Stash to some girls who thought they were going to make out!

- Pretty in Mink: Karate Bears do not approve of fancy ladies wearing fur.

- Ramp Jump. Karate Bears like to jump their van off ramps.
Also bicycles.
- Royal Brat - King Joffrey
was a Karate Bear was a royel Brat. This is to say that Karate Bears have the same feelings of entitlement and power. - Screw This, I'm Outta Here: A member of the Karate Bears does a Doug (Michael Showalter) in this strip, and actually leaves the page.

- Shameful Strip: Karate Bears will do it
if they have to. - Safe Cracking: KB krack safes

- Shout Out: A List of Karate Bears Shout Outs

- Sideboob: In a Karate Bears dream sequence, a lady with Sideboob
rides bareback. - Single Mom Stripper: This would be a Single Dad Stripper
but i think it still applies - Sistine Steal: Karate Bears are not interested.

- Smoking Gun: Karate Bears found the smoking gun

- Smoking Hot Sex: Karate Bears still smoke after sex
even if it's a little old fashioned. - Sociopathic Soldier: The guy in this Karate Bears "distinguishes" himself on the battlefield by mangling and eating an enemy

- Stuck on Band-Aid Brand: Karate Bears hope to one day achieve this sort of recognition
. - The Southpaw: Karate Bears have a hell of a left hook!

- Talking In Bed: Karate Bears talk to their girlfriends in bed

- Technology Marches On - Karate Bears used to work on those giant computers.

- Tuxedo and Martini: Karate Bears Clean up good, and love to drink. Look.

- Unnecessary Combat Roll: Karate Bears love doing unnecessary flip/flops
before doing most activities. - Unwanted Harem: Karate Bears love women, but not one woman in particular.

- When I Was Your Age: Karate Bears used to have to have to walk to school through all types of weather and 10 miles and there were even scorpions!

- Wrong Side of the Tracks: These guys are from the wrong side of the tracks for sure!
