Funny / Good Boys

• The movie starts with Max creating a video game character as a female orc with huge breasts. His dad then almost walks in before he can masturbate and expresses pride in his son for starting to do so.
• The boys watching porn to try and find out how to kiss. They end up disgusted and mortified.
  Max: Nobody even kissed.
  Thor: Well, not on their mouths.
• The girls calling the boys after learning they took Hannah's bag.
  Lily: Here, let me try. (uses growling voice) What did you say, you little bitch? I'll take a shit down your throat.
  Hannah: What are you doing?
  Lily: I have a little brother. You're supposed to scare them.
  Hannah: Well, you scared me…
  • After Max thinks they finished the conversation:
    Max: I kinda got a boner talking to those girls.
    Hannah: (on speaker) We’re still on the phone.
    (the boys start to panic)
• The boys meet a man named Claude (AKA "PeterPan69") to buy their rare card. He gets more interested in buying their "CPR doll" (Thor's parent's sex doll), leading to Max managing to get him to buy it for over $500.
  Claude: Fools! I would have paid a thousand!
  Max: Anybody else feel like he's gonna fuck that doll?
• The boys getting Hannah and Lily off their tails by saying Lily is their babysitter who tried to molest them. She runs off in a panic and jumps in through the window of Hannah's car.

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