Funny: Gone with the Wind

  • "Has the war started?"
  • "And you, Mrs. Hamilton, I know just how much that means to you."
  • Pretty much all of Rhett's snark in the book.
  • Some of Dr. Meade's snarkerisms, such as when he tells Scarlett's aunt that Scarlett must stay in Atlanta until her baby is born:
    "Without a chaperone, Dr. Meade? It simply isn't done."
    "Good heavens, woman, this is war not a garden party!''
  • When Mrs. Mead is asking what Belle Watling's house looked like while Ashley is wounded and everyone else is busy tending to him:
    "What did it look like? Are there cut glass chandeliers and plush curtains and dozens of gilt mirrors? And are there girls?"
    "Good heavens, Mrs. Meade! Remember yourself!"
    "But this is the only chance I've ever had to hear what a bad house looks like."
  • Rhett's snarky marriage proposal to Scarlett.
  • A behind-the-scenes one: In Olivia de Havilland's autobiography, she recalls that there was a great amount of anticipation by the crew for the scene where Melanie is forced to strip off her nightgown, expecting her to be naked underneath just as the character is in-universe (though frame-censored). They were all very disappointed to see she was actually wearing a short sleeved top and rolled up trousers underneath.
  • In the book, Melanie takes in an old scruffy homeless man who becomes a sort-of bodyguard, and is absolutely devoted to Melanie despite his rather gruff misanthropic and misogynist manner:
    India to Melanie: "I think he’d really like for somebody to insult you, so he could kill them to show his respect for you."
  • Scarlett getting mad at Rhett during the escape from Atlanta when he tells her they will be parting ways. She starts hurling insults at him and he just laughs and gives this awesome reply:
    Rhett: Never mind the rest, I follow your general idea.
  • Grandpa Merriwether suffering the meetings of the ladies' associations in his house, especially when the ladies argue over whether to care for local graves of Yankee soldiers:
    Grandpa Merriwether, who had been banished to the kitchen, reported afterwards that the noise sounded just like the opening guns of the battle of Franklin. And, he added, be guessed it was a dinged sight safer to be present at the battle of Franklin than at the ladies’ meeting.
  • Scarlett's impulsive response when Rhett propositions her to become his mistress. She gets pissed off not because he insulted her honor, but because he insulted her with a deal she would nothing out of (besides maybe a bunch of brats).