YMMV / The Goonies

  • Accidental Innuendo: "One-Eyed Willy", the legendary pirate.
  • Cult Classic: Another of the well loved 80's kid adventure films.
  • Director Displacement: It's very common for people to think that the film is directed by Steven Spielberg. He has only producer and story credits.
  • Ear Worm:
    • The rendition of Goonies R Good Enough in the two NES games (the first only available on PlayChoice-10 machines in the US, sadly) is surprisingly catchy.
    • The Cyndi Lauper original is no less an Ear Worm. Ah-ay-yi-yi-yi-YEEEAH!!
  • Ensemble Darkhorse: Sloth.
  • Foe Yay: Between Mouth and Steff.
  • "Funny Aneurysm" Moment: Chunk's lie about Michael Jackson supposedly stopping over at his house to use the bathroom becomes wince-worthy in light of Jackson being accused of pedophilia.
  • Hilarious in Hindsight:
    • The joke about Martin Sheen being a president (despite having played Kennedy in a mini series and a presidential candidate in The Dead Zone) is funnier after he played President Bartlet in The West Wing.
    • Mikey's speech about how the quest and the danger they're marching into is necessary because is all about saving their homes and staying together so they can't give up before it's finished is a bit Narmy in the film, but seeing as that's the future Samwise Gangee? It can be a bit hard not to picture The Shire instead of the Goon Docks.
  • Hype Backlash: It's a good movie but its fans have a habit of talking it up to such huge degrees that when new audiences finally sit down to watch it, it can't possibly live up to their expectations.
  • Hypocritical Humor: Not in the film, but in the MAD magazine satire. One panel of it shows the Goonies prominently holding Pepsi cans while making a jab at the movie for all the Product Placement in it. In the movie, Mikey is seen flipping through a copy of MAD (one reader called them out on this in the "Letters and Tomatoes" column the following month).
  • Les Yay: The scene where Stef is comforting Andy when the gang encountered the skeleton of Chester Copperpot. Highlighted by Martha Plimpton in the commentary: "This is our love scene right here..."
  • Magic Franchise Word: "Hey you guys!"
  • Memetic Mutation:
    • Recently spawned a string of indie T-shirts in the UK, bearing slogans such as 'Sloth love Chunk' and 'Do the Truffle Shuffle!'
    • And on YTMND, there are various sites based around Chunk, like "Chunk is Indestructable", where Captain Picard from Star Trek: First Contact tries to shoot down Chunk, and "Chunk Addresses Congress", where Chunk chastises the US Congress over the War in Iraq.
    • "HEY YOU GUYS!!!"
  • Moral Event Horizon: The Fratellis, specifically Mama, cross this once we learn their Madwoman in the Attic treatment of Sloth — and her nonchalant line about repeatedly dropping him as a baby.
  • Narm:
    • The kids occasionally act more like three year olds than tweens, especially their insistence on calling the treasure "rich stuff."
    • ANDY!!!!.... YOU GOONIE!!!!
  • Nightmare Fuel:
    • The "It" in the basement... at first, anyway.
      • Afterward, the Fuel shifts toward the Fratellis for treating him that way to begin with.
      • And their willingness to kill the kids just made them more monstrous.
    • The scene where they almost mutilate Chunk's hand in the blender to make him talk.
    • The pirate ship has a bunch of these with all the surprises and skeletons.
  • No Problem with Licensed Games: Both games by Konami and the LEGO Dimensions Level Pack were quite good, surprisingly.
  • Painful Rhyme: Justified since they're just kids, but the Goonies Oath includes the lines, "Through heaven and hell, and nuclear war / Good pals like us, will stick like tar."
  • Retroactive Recognition: Sean Astin and Josh Brolin are one thing, but the two Fratelli boys that aren't Sloth, Joe Pantoliano and Robert Davi, are significantly bigger names now.
  • The Scrappy: The Country Club owners may be the Big Bad Wannabes compared to the Fratellis, but while the Fratellis had a charm to them the owners' smugness and Lack of Empathy made them very punchable. While they simply lose the ownership of the Goon Docks at the end of the movie they at least get a well deserved Laser-Guided Karma in the novel.
  • Special Effect Failure:
    • The reason for cutting the scene of the octopus, which was about as threatening as a bathtub toy.
    • On the DVD Commentary, Jeff Cohen berates Richard Donner for one unfortunate bluescreen shot of the kids standing in front of the beach coastline.
    Corey Feldman: Hey I saw Superman, and I believed a man could fly.
    Jeff Cohen: You could show a man flying through the air, but couldn't show a bunch of kids standing in front of a coast?
    • The bats are clearly fake in their looks and movements, and in wider shots they're replaced with bowties. Doubles as Narm.
  • Ugly Cute: Sloth — he may be horribly disfigured, but his expressions and personality still make him downright adorable to see.
  • Visual Effects of Awesome: Despite the one noticeable greenscreen, mentioned above, almost everything else: the stunts, set pieces and fantastic sets (especially the location of Willie's ship) were all done practically and have aged fantastically well as a result. A fact proudly pointed out in the Special Edition commentary.
  • "Weird Al" Effect: People are more likely to assume "Hey you guys!" is from this movie rather than The Electric Company (1971).
  • What Do You Mean, It's for Kids?: The film is generally remembered as a kids' film, what with it centering on the adventures of a bunch of kids. However, the film features a man hanging from a noose, a child stuck in a closet with a corpse, a deformed man chained up in a basement, panty shots of a teenager, jokes about drugs, a whole scene dedicated to a statue's penis and several scenes of adolescents swearing. When the Special Edition was released celebrating its 25th Anniversary with a PG-13(12A) rating some were surprised, until they viewed the film through adult eyes.
    • Lampshaded on the DVD commentary when the "statue's penis" scene comes up.
    Sean Astin: "We're teaching kids culture!"
  • The Woobie: Poor Sloth. Even when we and Chunk still assume he's a dangerous Madman in the Attic, it's impossible not to feel bad for him as he sits chained to his seat, begging for food from his Jerkass brother.
    • Speaking of which, Jake Fratelli is a Jerkass Woobie. He's an ass towards Sloth, not to mention a killer, though it's hard to not feel sorry for him as the The Unfavourite in the Fratelli family.
      Jake: "Francis was always your favorite, Ma, you always liked him best!"
      Ma: *slaps Jake* "That's right!"