my current job
...we boiled the hell out of that water, but he's still posessed?!
Pebbles.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
What was the murder weapon, detective?
Behold, the, uh... Oh, Crap!! Where'd it go?
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
The Ice Queen
Where are those kidneys you were supposed to bring us?
Because Gollum was sleeping in my closet.
Edited by Spottedleaf on Jan 27th 2020 at 8:43:51 AM
Heya there! I'm West.
Why are you throwing the magazines out?
Five holy water guns and the swords should be enough.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Laserhawk Countdown- 1 day: Main Cast
How are we going to take down that serpent?!
Maybe if We use that trampoline over there, we could get out before that happens!
"Forget what you know....Embrace the Remix."
The Ice Queen
Quick! This building's about to burn down and the only way out is through the windows!
It makes me feel like a Pokemon trainer.
"Team Ken, baby"
Why are you wearing a visor hat in the year of our lord 2020?
Apparently this is what a burnt witch tastes like.
Edited by trashconverters on Jan 30th 2020 at 3:21:14 AM
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
my current job
The Ice Queen
I need you to wear this hat on your...what's the word...the round thing on your body that's attached to something that's right above your limbs, but it isn't your butt? Your...shoulder butt?
A cinnamon roll and a stethoscope.
Any suggestions for Hand-or-Object Underwear?
If I have to come back here again to fix this for the fiftieth time, heads are going to roll!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
I still don't know how to use a guillotine. Can you come in and fix it?
Your honor, my client pleads insanity.
The Ice Queen
We find the defendant, Bellatrix Lestrange, guilty of multiple counts of murder.
It's OAT-FREAKING-MEAL!
Heya there! I'm West.
WHAT IS THAT BOWL OF PIG FOOD DOING IN YOUR ROOM???
No. I don’t want a pink butterfly. I want a beetle. A blue beetle.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
my current job
Ah, here we are! a Folks' Wagon Butterfly, in pink. That's what you wanted, right?
I found a buffalo jaw!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
William, the ritual is almost complete. Now, where’s that juggalo claw?
Pack yer bags, boys. WE’RE GOING TO MEDICAL SCHOOL!
Just some guy
Well, our bones shattered. What are we gonna do now?
What? I was hungry! Atleast gimme a spare!
PIZZA HUT FAMILY... TRANSCENDS SPIRITUAL REALITYOkay, class, you were supposed to wait for me before you started dissecting, so why is this cadaver already missing some ribs?
Don't blame me, I was the one who warned you!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Heya there! I'm West.
WHY AM I ON FIRE??? IS THAT NECKLACE YOU GAVE ME???
They are compound eyes, dude. They are supposed to go like that.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
my current job
Uuuuh, sir, are you aware you have two pupils in your—?
No, that's on the first floor. This is the fourth floor: SCIENCE LAB.
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Feb 3rd 2020 at 2:45:09 PM
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Just some guy
Hey sir, i'm kinda lost here. Is this the gymnasium where i'm supposed to be?
Oh, i'm fine thank you. (Rampaging fire in the background)
PIZZA HUT FAMILY... TRANSCENDS SPIRITUAL REALITYGood morning, citizen! I'm Captain Obvious, here to get my superhero experience started working alongside the fire department! Are you in need of any assistance getting down from this flaming skyscraper today?
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Feb 3rd 2020 at 2:15:48 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
my current job
Okay, did you secure the bribes? We have an inspector general in our midst, and he hasn't seen anything suspicious so far— [beat] Why is there an ornate wagon outside, Miss Desperado?
COURT DISMISSED! BRING IN THE DANCIN' LOBSTAHS!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Tell me something happy
Your Honor, I submit to you that there is no law forbidding the Crustacean Conga! Your ruling?
What? I get bored easy!
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.You got tangled up in the slinkies and yoyos again?
We're gonna need more llamas.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Dude, why'd you crash the werewolf party after I Warned You they were looking to pick a fight with you?
I forgot to bless the water... This Is Gonna Suck...
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Jan 24th 2020 at 9:45:30 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.