Gallant and Goofus

Goofus asked for Papyrus's help in designing his.

Gallant's character fights fairly in RPs.

Goofus grabs all the items, spams moves and uses cheats, doesn't help his allies, and whines when anything isn't a breeze for his character.

Gallant doesn't try to get out of jury duty unless he absolutely has to, and then never through subterfuge.

Edited by DatLonerGirl on Feb 5th 2019 at 1:36:46 PM

Goofus skips jury duty and robs a bank, which, ironically, gets him put on trial in which Gallant is assigned jury duty.

Gallant only walks on the right side of the stairs.

Goofus never takes the stairs. He uses the ramp, shoving everyone out of his way.

Gallant is proud to be a nerd.

Goofus gatekeeps nerd culture and drives people away because he has an inferiority complex about it.

Gallant's game has microtransactions, but is upfront about how they work, optional, and no loot boxes.

Goofus makes a game which has an energy system that forces you to either stop playing every few minutes and wait for several hours or pay, on top of making every single piece of clothing unaffordable.

Gallant likes classic rock, but doesn't bash people for liking classic rock covers made by modern musicians (or heck, even modern musicians in general.)

Goofus likes classic rock, but doesn't bash people for liking classic rock covers made by modern musicians... he'll just smash the records and CD's of anything that is a cover, contains a cover, or even references a cover. Then he'll hack your computer so the only music you'll be able to listen to is the Barney song, sung by Justin Bieber.

Gallant has a weird sense of humor, but never takes it too far.

Goofus is preemptively banned from most forums for making racist jokes and elaborating trolling schemes.

Gallant is a noble and dutiful disciple of the Jedi way.

Goofus is a Sith Lord who killed all his disciples.

Gallant knows to get the hell out of the way when "Move Bitch" starts playing.

Goofus gets run over because he doesn't know how to DOOOODGE!

Gallant is good at making people laugh.

Goofus makes everybody around him miserable.

Gallant reads the OP before posting.

Goofus is 19 and never fucking learned how to read. (One might wonder why he peruses an Internet forum in the first place...)

Gallant owns up to his mistakes and understand why people still might not trust him.

Goofus has the Skaven approach to blame; if you can't see anyone else who's at fault, that must mean the enemies who sabotaged you are really clever.

Gallant runs his criminal empire efficiently and strikes a good balance between being feared and being loved.

Goofus thinks being a murderous asshole is the best way to run a criminal empire, even as the knives are sharpening.

Gallants videos showing unknown creatures show them clearly and the footage isn't blurry.

Goofus is regarded as "DO NOT INTERFERE, ON PAIN OF DEATH" by enforcers of the Masquerade, as his cheap editing tricks, incompetent camera work, and reputation for shoddy citations makes their existence seem less plausible.

Gallant is an accomplished captain of a starship known for his diplomatic skills, competence in violent situations, and is well-liked by his crew.

Goofus rules his fleet with an iron fist and uses them as punching bags, kills and tortures members of said fleet (and even their families), and rushes into every possible battle that he knows he can't win.

Gallant doesn't use his mental illness as an excuse.

Edited by MvflG on Feb 28th 2019 at 7:45:38 PM

Goofus picks a new mental illness at random every time he needs a new excuse.

Gallant no touchy da fishy.

Goofus got swallowed by the giant Sea Monster that ate Jonah.

Gallant decided against the Bird Box Challenge.

Not only does Goofus do the Bird Box challenge, he makes a point to drive a tank, operate heavy machinery and do the Kiki Do You Love Me challenge while doing so.

Gallant only does the challenges that are meant for a good cause.

Goofus ate nothing but cinnamon for an hour...not to show off, but just because he could.

Gallant goes easy on the whip when goes horseback riding.

Goofus goes hard on the whip in his... entertainment center.

Gallant usually calls things like they are, eschewing euphemisms and doublespeak.

Goofus usually calls people offensive terms and slurs.

Gallant only uses caffeine to stay awake, he usually veres away from other substances.

Goofus took a couple uppers/he downed a couple downers/but nothing compares to those blue-and-yellow purple pills.

Gallant makes his instructions easy for people of all skill levels to understand.

Goofus's are convoluted, yet he forces the users to Read the Freaking Manual.

Gallant obeys signs.

Goofus thinks that stop signs are “just decorations”.

Gallant Cover-Up is certified by Leaping Bunny (which means that he never tests it on animals).