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TroperNo9001 Special Agent Fluttershy from Sweet Feather Sanctuary Relationship Status: Brony
Special Agent Fluttershy
Feb 5th 2019 at 10:00:45 AM

Goofus asked for Papyrus's help in designing his.

Gallant's character fights fairly in RPs.

"Oh, oh dear! Rarity's dangerous mission outfit is ruined! Guess we'd better go back!"
DatLonerGirl T I R E D from a top secret place Relationship Status: Chocolate!
T I R E D
Feb 5th 2019 at 11:35:43 AM

Goofus grabs all the items, spams moves and uses cheats, doesn't help his allies, and whines when anything isn't a breeze for his character.

Gallant doesn't try to get out of jury duty unless he absolutely has to, and then never through subterfuge.

Edited by DatLonerGirl on Feb 5th 2019 at 1:36:46 PM

Writer, or something.
DrNoPuma Have a fluffy boy from Dream Land Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Have a fluffy boy
Feb 8th 2019 at 5:25:27 PM

Goofus skips jury duty and robs a bank, which, ironically, gets him put on trial in which Gallant is assigned jury duty.

Gallant only walks on the right side of the stairs.

Avengers: Endgame ending revealed (Humor Mode)
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Feb 8th 2019 at 7:49:50 PM

Goofus never takes the stairs. He uses the ramp, shoving everyone out of his way.

Gallant is proud to be a nerd.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
Leliel Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Feb 24th 2019 at 10:09:41 AM

Goofus gatekeeps nerd culture and drives people away because he has an inferiority complex about it.

Gallant's game has microtransactions, but is upfront about how they work, optional, and no loot boxes.

What rises must fall, what falls may rise again.
MvflG Cute girls and naval themes? Count me in! from The Blue Sea Kingdom Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Cute girls and naval themes? Count me in!
Feb 25th 2019 at 5:33:04 AM

Goofus makes a game which has an energy system that forces you to either stop playing every few minutes and wait for several hours or pay, on top of making every single piece of clothing unaffordable.


Gallant likes classic rock, but doesn't bash people for liking classic rock covers made by modern musicians (or heck, even modern musicians in general.)

A sea witch. Still so young, she doesn't know the dirty side of the world.
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Feb 25th 2019 at 10:02:38 AM

Goofus likes classic rock, but doesn't bash people for liking classic rock covers made by modern musicians... he'll just smash the records and CD's of anything that is a cover, contains a cover, or even references a cover. Then he'll hack your computer so the only music you'll be able to listen to is the Barney song, sung by Justin Bieber.

Gallant has a weird sense of humor, but never takes it too far.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
Leliel Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Feb 25th 2019 at 10:29:49 AM

Goofus is preemptively banned from most forums for making racist jokes and elaborating trolling schemes.

Gallant is a noble and dutiful disciple of the Jedi way.

What rises must fall, what falls may rise again.
WillyFourEyes Skull Kid from some Netherworld Relationship Status: In another castle
Skull Kid
Feb 25th 2019 at 12:16:00 PM

Goofus is a Sith Lord who killed all his disciples.

Gallant knows to get the hell out of the way when "Move Bitch" starts playing.

Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic...
DatLonerGirl T I R E D from a top secret place Relationship Status: Chocolate!
T I R E D
Feb 25th 2019 at 12:49:37 PM

Goofus gets run over because he doesn't know how to DOOOODGE!

Gallant is good at making people laugh.

Writer, or something.
TroperNo9001 Special Agent Fluttershy from Sweet Feather Sanctuary Relationship Status: Brony
Special Agent Fluttershy
Feb 25th 2019 at 5:32:17 PM

Goofus makes everybody around him miserable.

Gallant reads the OP before posting.

"Oh, oh dear! Rarity's dangerous mission outfit is ruined! Guess we'd better go back!"
MvflG Cute girls and naval themes? Count me in! from The Blue Sea Kingdom Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Cute girls and naval themes? Count me in!
Feb 25th 2019 at 7:12:17 PM

Goofus is 19 and never fucking learned how to read. (One might wonder why he peruses an Internet forum in the first place...)


Gallant owns up to his mistakes and understand why people still might not trust him.

A sea witch. Still so young, she doesn't know the dirty side of the world.
Leliel Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Feb 26th 2019 at 4:28:31 AM

Goofus has the Skaven approach to blame; if you can't see anyone else who's at fault, that must mean the enemies who sabotaged you are really clever.


Gallant runs his criminal empire efficiently and strikes a good balance between being feared and being loved.

What rises must fall, what falls may rise again.
Superjohn Sliver Fang from Illinois Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Sliver Fang
Feb 26th 2019 at 11:36:35 AM

Goofus thinks being a murderous asshole is the best way to run a criminal empire, even as the knives are sharpening.

Gallants videos showing unknown creatures show them clearly and the footage isn't blurry.

"You... STUPID DISCIPLE! You took your strength on the wrong path."
Leliel Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
Feb 27th 2019 at 9:55:24 PM

Goofus is regarded as "DO NOT INTERFERE, ON PAIN OF DEATH" by enforcers of the Masquerade, as his cheap editing tricks, incompetent camera work, and reputation for shoddy citations makes their existence seem less plausible.


Gallant is an accomplished captain of a starship known for his diplomatic skills, competence in violent situations, and is well-liked by his crew.

What rises must fall, what falls may rise again.
MvflG Cute girls and naval themes? Count me in! from The Blue Sea Kingdom Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Cute girls and naval themes? Count me in!
Feb 28th 2019 at 4:43:59 AM A sea witch. Still so young, she doesn't know the dirty side of the world.
DatLonerGirl T I R E D from a top secret place Relationship Status: Chocolate!
T I R E D
Feb 28th 2019 at 7:14:28 AM

Goofus picks a new mental illness at random every time he needs a new excuse.

Gallant no touchy da fishy.

Writer, or something.
WillyFourEyes Skull Kid from some Netherworld Relationship Status: In another castle
Skull Kid
Feb 28th 2019 at 8:06:31 AM

Goofus got swallowed by the giant Sea Monster that ate Jonah.

Gallant decided against the Bird Box Challenge.

Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic...
MvflG Cute girls and naval themes? Count me in! from The Blue Sea Kingdom Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Cute girls and naval themes? Count me in!
Feb 28th 2019 at 8:34:58 AM

Not only does Goofus do the Bird Box challenge, he makes a point to drive a tank, operate heavy machinery and do the Kiki Do You Love Me challenge while doing so.


Gallant only does the challenges that are meant for a good cause.

A sea witch. Still so young, she doesn't know the dirty side of the world.
WillyFourEyes Skull Kid from some Netherworld Relationship Status: In another castle
Skull Kid
Feb 28th 2019 at 9:33:32 AM

Goofus ate nothing but cinnamon for an hour...not to show off, but just because he could.

Gallant goes easy on the whip when goes horseback riding.

Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic...
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Feb 28th 2019 at 11:31:45 AM

Goofus goes hard on the whip in his... entertainment center.

Gallant usually calls things like they are, eschewing euphemisms and doublespeak.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
Legend_Of_Snake369 Too Kinky to Torture from castle oblivion Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Feb 28th 2019 at 11:55:33 AM

Goofus usually calls people offensive terms and slurs.

Gallant only uses caffeine to stay awake, he usually veres away from other substances.

I AM GOING TO TIE UP ELSA AND NOBODY IS GOING TO STOP ME
WillyFourEyes Skull Kid from some Netherworld Relationship Status: In another castle
TroperNo9001 Special Agent Fluttershy from Sweet Feather Sanctuary Relationship Status: Brony
Special Agent Fluttershy
Feb 28th 2019 at 5:15:10 PM

Goofus's are convoluted, yet he forces the users to Read the Freaking Manual.

Gallant obeys signs.

"Oh, oh dear! Rarity's dangerous mission outfit is ruined! Guess we'd better go back!"
TalesofUnder Pirate Gal from Shipshape Aquarium Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Pirate Gal
Feb 28th 2019 at 5:22:43 PM

Goofus thinks that stop signs are “just decorations”.

Gallant Cover-Up is certified by Leaping Bunny (which means that he never tests it on animals).

"I perform like an agile catfish in our pirate show! It'll blowfish your mind!"

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