Granted, but because the process involves cloning, the gene pool becomes smaller with each generation.
I wish I took percussion in band class, rather than trumpet.
Current Project: Incorruptible Pure Purenessgranted. someone sets your hair on fire during a band class. (i took percussion and this actually happened to me)
i wish i hadn't broken my phone.
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!granted. your phone disappeared to another dimension.
i wish i can make the universe sad
Sure. Now your OTP will never get together because they're too depressed.
I wish for a lot of people to love each other, so the world can be a better place to live.
RIP KissAnime.Granted, but now the world is written like a BMovie, And That's Terrible.
I wish I lived in a less cockroach filled apartment.
Everybody knows Heaven is a place on Earth, but so is Hell! It's true, look it up.Granted. We change places, I get the cockroaches, you get all the garbage and mold in my house.
I wish that one startup program didn't mess up my downloads folder, so I don't have to reinstall everything.
Edited by atimnie on Aug 10th 2019 at 11:37:04 AM
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.Granted. It keeps pestering you to update to the latest version, and there's no way to turn the update notifications off.
I wish to be a Jazz great.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Granted. The program crashes your entire system instead.
Granted. You're now Clifford Brown and it's June 25th, 1956.
I wish for any and all wish-granting entities, with the exception of the benevolent ones as currently defined under Benevolent Genie, to be forever banished to an empty dimension that they cannot escape from no matter what, cannot bring others into the dimension with them, and cannot influence our dimension in any other way, to the point that even wishing to a Benevolent Genie for their freedom will not work.
Edited by DelphineTheDelphox on Aug 10th 2019 at 9:51:07 AM
RIP KissAnime.Granted. Unfortunately, you stub your toe on a genie lamp and become a genie, which causes you to be banished to the realm you wished for.
I wish for Don Knotts.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”Granted, but I kinda forgot who Don Knotts was, so here's the closest thing I can muster: a time at Knott's Berry Farm.
I wish I can. Not anything specific, I just wish I can.
Everybody knows Heaven is a place on Earth, but so is Hell! It's true, look it up.Granted. Unfortunately, that was your only wish for the day, and Jambi rubs it in your face for the rest of the episode. Mekka-lekka, Mothafucka!
I wish to be the coolest cool in the cool-iverse.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Granted. You freeze to death
I wish for a Healing Factor
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful againNINJA EDIT: Granted. Your healing factor is one, so your injuries still only heal at a normal human rate.
I wish Snoopy and Garfield could talk.
Edited by WillyFourEyes on Aug 10th 2019 at 3:49:28 PM
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Granted, their lines are an Author Tract about how you suck.
I wish I felt better.
Edited by The_Dag on Aug 10th 2019 at 11:10:22 AM
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted. You feel so fantastic, everyone around you feels horrible by comparison.
I wish there were no pages on the wiki that needed cleaning...
Current Project: Incorruptible Pure PurenessGranted. The Wiki begins to focus on it's forums instead of troping, thus resulting in TV Tropes becoming a second 4chan, with a little Reddit on the side.
I wish all cars suddenly became 100% electric.
Merry Chriztmaz ya filthy animals!Granted. They don't have a very long battery life, so you can only go a few miles before you have to plug them in for several hours.
I wish to be close friends with Caitlin Snow, and for no harm to come to her.
Granted. All the harm comes to you instead.
I wish for a fourth and good Sonic Riders.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.Granted - the 4th Sonic Riders is a Japan exclusive with a limited release. Due to low sales it's discontinued.
I wish for my neighbors to stop playing techno at 3AM when I'm trying to sleep.
All night at the computer, cuz people ain't that great. I keep to myself so I won't be a case on The First 48Granted. They play Death Metal instead.
I wish Griffith had refused the God Hand's offer.
RIP KissAnime.Bump
RIP KissAnime.He does. The story takes a hard turn for the worst upsetting all fans.
I wish for a pumpkin pie
Merry Chriztmaz ya filthy animals!Granted. I throw the pumpkin pie onto your face.
I wish for a million dollars, not for myself, but for the company I work at.
Humanity is defined by its absurdity, and I am no exception.Granted. It's stolen from another company, who sues yours into bankruptcy.
I wish that I was one inch ahead of my current position.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.
Granted! You get a musical keyboard instead of a computer keyboard. Also it's made of a new material that's so heavy it takes a forklift just to move it.
I wish same-sex couples could have children at the same rate, risk, and preventability as straight couples.
RIP KissAnime.