The Destruction God's cohort
A: 
B: 
C: 
(replace "knife" with "gun")
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A: Hi, sorry for not responding. I was in jail.
B: Why?
A: Arson.
B: Oh.
(beat)
B: Are you bi?
Edited by Wafer on Mar 28th 2024 at 9:19:28 AM
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the look of someone who just had suspension
A.
B.
A: "Now, the chocolate is in a very delicate state, to which even the smallest disturbance can ruin the batch. The employees are careful not to-" (B touches the delicate chocolate) "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, (B)!?"
Edited by Cordite-455 on Mar 29th 2024 at 1:24:24 AM
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
A Reluctant Lion
A: 
B: 
The chocolates are for Peach.
A: Which one of you louses is it?
B: It ain't me, boss!
A: I know it ain't you, B! You're too stupid to be a traitor!
B: Uh, thanks, boss.
"Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"A: 
B: 
A: Who the fuck posted my shit on Discord?
B: Uh, Meg, I have to confess, I did it.
A: You fucking asshole! Why would you do that?
B: I don't know, I thought it would be funny.
A: Funny? You think it's fucking funny to embarrass me like that?
A proud 18-year-old British smartass nerd obsessed with World Cup mascots, geopolitical history & British animation.
The Ruined King
A:
B:
A: I’ve seen… countless deaths and tragedies, I mourn the deaths of people from lifetimes ago.
B: Womp Womp. (Laughs hysterically)
Love ruins all.
Iris of Ephedia
A: 
B: 
"I had to die in order to get my life together."
My plan is to trick you into thinking this is my signature when it’s not, then confuse you dead. Doubting my plan? Then it's working!
Hi There!
"Fascism is when the police are mean. The meaner the police is, the more fascister it is."
I've got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!
A Reluctant Lion
Dan wouldn't speak with grammar that bad, but I could still see him saying this.
"You leave me no choice. Time for Plan B!"
(jumps up in a dramatic pose, but then starts bowing and groveling)
"Spare me! I'm a helpless old man!"
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Funnily enough, Doc Brown looks almost exactly like the character who actually says this.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Apr 4th 2024 at 8:07:26 AM
"Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"
Stark Holmes
He even looks like he's grovelling in the picture.
"I can barely explain the nutty adventure I just went on. So I'm not going to, I don't wanna talk about it... I've seen the devil."
Discombobulate.
"ENTITY"
"WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE THIS IDIOT" "HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF" "WHERE ARE THE BODIES" "HOW DOES ONE ACHIEVE IDIOCY" "THE FEY MADE ME FORGET HOW DO I FIX THIS HELP NOW" "DO YOU HAVE AN ATTORNEY PRESENT" "ARE THERE ANY RISKS ASSOCIATED WITH IDIOCY" MY ANSWER TO ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS IS THE SAME: "SHUT UP"
Edited by jtard on Apr 4th 2024 at 5:28:13 AM
Remind me to kill that annoying speaker
You may call me V
"Let's get ready to ruuuuuuumble!"
See my profile by clicking my avatar, it'll tell you more than any signature can. Also see my avatar gallery (usable feature for members)...
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
The Destruction God's cohort
A: The way I be drinking this damn apple juice…ooh chile😂
B: You can’t be talking like that White [name].
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A Reluctant Lion
A: 
B: 
IDK. :P
A: (singing to the tune of "Peaches") (B), (B), (B) (B) (B), I LOOOOOOOOVE ME!
B: I'm going home.
"Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"
The Ruined King
A: 
B: 
A: Yo, where’s the money?
B: well, I was gonna rob the bank, but then this old lady gave a stern lecture and I felt bad, so I left.
A: what the fuck?! We’ve planned this for three months!
B: I know! But she was really nice.
Love ruins all.
Iris of Ephedia
A: 
B: 
It's really funny how they have the same expression. XD
A: Hey B?
B: Yeah?
A: Can a person be in a washing machine while it's running?
*Beat*
B: Where's C?
My plan is to trick you into thinking this is my signature when it’s not, then confuse you dead. Doubting my plan? Then it's working!
Hi There!
A: 
B: 
C: 
A: Nobody's dick is that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.
B: Yeah, I got that part, thanks.
I've got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!
🔴🔴🔴GO, MY HAROS🟣🟣🟣
A: 
B: 
"I absorb the pronouns of everyone i defeat in combat. my hair is bluer than you could ever imagine. my pronouns are he (x81)/ she (x74)/ they (x43) / any (x12). soon your pronouns will be none/none. Paradise Lost"
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Tief girl with eartude
"Well...that just happened."
Edited by Bisected8 on Apr 20th 2024 at 3:38:45 PM
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The Destruction God's cohort
She keeps saying this shit (or something very close to it) in the first half of the show
A: How about those NFTs? Those backfired worse than B's life support!
[B gets shocked at their mention]
C, watching from afar: Five life support jokes in the same set. Unprofessional.
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A Reluctant Lion
A: 
B: 
C: 
A: You can't do that!
B: Hey, there ain't no law against stealing.
A: Uh, yeah there is.
"Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"
SEGA!Rockruff
A: 
B: 
And by stealing, I mean grabbing ancient artifacts.
"I don't know why the disabled and disability activists complain so much. It's not like they get beaten or murdered for having disabilities like LGBT+ people. Fighting for the right of people with disabilities when LGBT+ people are genuinely oppressed is like a hospital tending to someone who has a broken finger before tending to someone who was shot."
Intended to embody the Beware of Vicious Dog trope plus Super-Speed. Yup.
Iris of Ephedia
Scarlet's the only one I can see using this troll logic. Plus she's got a ton of implied Les Yay in-canon.
B: Just be nice! Tell C "you have beautiful eyes."
A: Oh, okay!
*A turns to C with a flirty look*
C:
C: ...okay, sure.
My plan is to trick you into thinking this is my signature when it’s not, then confuse you dead. Doubting my plan? Then it's working!
The Ruined King
A: 
B: 
C: 
A: At this fine establishment, we only accept the very bes-
B: Fire! Fire! I’m on fire! Holy shit!
A: Oy vey.
Love ruins all.
A: Do you actually wanna fucking fight right now?!
B: Bitch, I brought a knife to this place, don't even try me!
A: Yeah, right, what are you gonna do with that?
B: Stab you and watch the skeet pour out.
A: Not if I choke you first!
B: I'll spit in your face!
A: I'll spit in your mouth!
B: I'll like it!
C, clearly traumatized: what is happening.
Edited by coemedypink on Mar 28th 2024 at 11:42:45 PM
i can't believe nor even fathom that he visited his friend! the audacity!