my current job
I'm torn between Paul Merton, since I could easily see him improv-ing that line into anything, particularly when he was on UK Whose Line, and Ze Spy, since that's a Your Mom joke, which he loves telling to The Scout. So I'll put both here.
"Well, I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Apr 30th 2020 at 7:15:53 AM
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
I almost chose the Spy, but I think the Medic would be more likely to call himself insane.
"Nobody cares about your evil monologue! If you're gonna start your deathtrap, just do it already!" I love how happy and upbeat his stage theme is. :D
Kirby
"Splitting up is NEVER a good idea!"
Edited by Oggy123 on Apr 30th 2020 at 8:02:05 PM
This is not a Rickroll, i promise
"Mommie Hooman, don't you go to work today!"
"You need logic to balance out the insanity that life can throw at you."
Not a Fragile Flower
Neither Sisko, nor Kane would say that. So, nil.
"We have a problem to sort out." "Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC
Professional Professionalist
“Oh no, not THIS again...”
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Dagded Dujardin
Husk is just perfect for that quote
"Some are born great, and some have greatness thrust into their sternums" "Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
The Ice Queen
"As my elders would say, my shame is deep. As the kids would say...EPIC FAIL."
Professional Professionalist
“H-hello? Where did you go? Hello?.....”
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
sick down from the bones to the other side
"Time to vent your frustration on your unwitting family and neighbors! ...actually, maybe don't do that." A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
"I think I've made a mistake of some kind here..."
Hello? Hello, hello?
"Oh God oh fuck"
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
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"I make it awkward for the family to do an open casket service."
Edited by Risdio51 on Oct 26th 2020 at 7:57:29 AM
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
I'm just feeling that as a sundowner line
"you may think you have me all figured out but there's one problem, My numbers are bigger then yours!"
Edited by vjoi on Oct 27th 2020 at 12:42:29 PM
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
State of Mind
That's the voice of someone stressed enough just stop caring, much like Aya here.
"With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation's wounds, to care for him who shall have borne the battle and for his widow and his orphan, to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations."
"What a century this week has been." - Seung Min Kim
Sounds like a very Reasonable Authority Figure thing to say.
"Hey, does your hat need a motor? I think I have a motor that would fit exactly in that hat."
sick down from the bones to the other side
Chai has probably said that to Reverb at some point
"I never had loved ones—not ever since I became... this thing..."
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god now I'm tempted to draw a comic of Flowey saying the speech I quoted from, it seems like it would fit him
Edited by KungFuCutBug on Oct 26th 2020 at 12:43:03 PM
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Hello? Hello, hello?
You have described Asriel's fate quite well.
"....also fuck you we're not fighting to our deaths."
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
State of Mind
Not the words of a respectable professional, and is there anything about this gun totting gal that looks remotely professional?
"I haven't seen Blacky since the day I got shot! I haven't seen Squirty since the day he shot me!"
"What a century this week has been." - Seung Min Kim
"Right. Can I start the killing spree now?"
Oi, Dokutah, wanna Sploon?
"Reasons to fight?! I've got six billion reasons to fight!"
"Some people are damaged. Some people are really damaged. And then... some people are broken."
“You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn’t grow. You didn’t improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It’s sad that you don’t know the difference.”
idk, just sounds like a very Shin thing to say.
"How much more do I have to simplify the basic theory of it for you idiots?"
TRS Wick Cleaning
"They all say that she will get your mom."