9. You'll still be automatically kicked for teamkilling, even if it's the best strategy, so you only go as far as Possessed Soldier.
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
Oi, Dokutah, wanna Sploon?
10. Your demon character is as incompetent as Shamiko.
Edited by leafsaber47 on Apr 4th 2020 at 6:03:44 AM
"Some people are damaged. Some people are really damaged. And then... some people are broken."
BORK
1. The game now takes place in a Sugar Bowl instead of a dreary Cyberpunk setting.
Google Snake Game.2. You can only serve one drink and it's always something the customer hates.
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
4. Jill is now an unrepentant asshole and Mary Sue.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
5. The whole game is made of RPG Maker stock assets without any unique sprite.
6. Your customers are either boring or obnoxious. There's no in-between.
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
7. All of the characters are voiced by Keanu Reeves, even the girls.
Edited by Mhazard on Apr 7th 2020 at 3:53:02 AM
BORK
8. Every single sound effect is replaced with the screams
of Black Mesa scientists.
9. In theory, there's an ending with every customer. In practice, you never get any flags that lead you to them. You only the worst ending where you slip on an ice cube and get covered in boo-boos. And die.
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
just some guy.
10. The game is released on the Wii... as shovelware.
Edited by OwenTheLittenFan on Apr 6th 2020 at 5:33:15 AM
my current job
1. The unique "percentage equals being knocked farther, lose a life if you fall offstage" mechanic is swapped for a bog-standard healthbar-depletion one.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Oi, Dokutah, wanna Sploon?
2. M4A1 becomes a playable fighter.
"Some people are damaged. Some people are really damaged. And then... some people are broken."
Just a Mettaur
3. Half the cast are replaced by more Fire Emblem characters.
A great Mascot Mook.
See ya later.
4. The only characters are ones with blue hair.
You can find me here now.
5. There's no online multiplayer mode.
resident girlfail
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how is this a negative? online is shit anyways.
6. All the music is replaced with the Secret of Mana's remakes OST.
Edited by ultimate_life_form on Apr 6th 2020 at 4:56:24 AM
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
some people like playing with their online friends?
7. The characters die if defeated... forever.
"Leftover items still have value!"
8. Everything is in Atari graphics.
9. There's only 10 characters.
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
resident girlfail
10. Player 1 wins instantly.
1. Dio can't stop time and drop a road roller.
An eagle
2. Funny Valentine is now a fully corrupt leader who only cares for himself and only himself, not his nation too
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).
8. There's DLC in which you get to be Superman, but he is from the N64 game.