Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Well, Iago is named after a character in Shakespeare's Othello, so

I think that was the joke.

Inb4 Exdeath tells Obito to have some goddamn faith.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Oct 6th 2020 at 8:47:13 AM

How fitting that Ganon did something horrible to goodness itself; is he not, after all, a King of Evil?

Battle Music: Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers - Battle Against Dusknoir/Darkrai

• Night 4 (alt link)
  • Veronica now looks like a Mario character while Ugo looks like he came from a manga. In other news, rides do weird things to your body like funhouse mirrors.
  • Obito, believing that this Crapsack World turns all ninja— I mean tributes into trash, finds a creative way to throw that mecha into the trash where he belongs.
  • Why would this droid need to eat? And why does this sound like it belongs in an Old Spice ad?
  • Yamato gets concerned about Zazu and warns him of the Microbots, but Zazu's belt slows down his flight. Yamato then suddenly betrays him and pushes him into them, and his belt fully nullifies his eldritch powers as he gets crushed by them.
  • "Finally! A worthy opponent!" bellows the Underworld Power Ranger Prince at Good Itself, "Our battle will be legendary!" But the Prince, as is often the case, is wrong. Thou Shalt Not Tempt Fate, indeed.
    • Also I lost that Bloodbath bet. Here's my money, Good, because you finished off the one I was betting on!
  • Mmm, Cuccoo sandwich.
  • Iago saves his fellow mute tribute from getting her head stuck in a steel chair.
  • Mr. Miyagi, one of our guest stars, drops by to give angel!Karyl some martial arts training... by making her wax a car.
  •    EVIL    prepares to die valiantly.
• Day 5 (alt link)
  • And the moment you've all been waiting for... the Battle of Good vs.    EVIL!!!    ... That's it? Just a game of RPS? And just when you thought Good would triumph over this little game, EVIL pulls a trick up its sleeve and vanquishes it with just a pair of scissors!
  • Terry plays Exdeath's Theme for his next ad.
  • Veronica becomes an Avox.
  • Oh... so that's what he handed out to the tributes two days ago!
  • She doesn't look like someone who'd like headpats.
  • Nope, the Snow Death Counter ain't rising now because Illusen refused to kill him under Coin's orders and is punished for it.
  • Honestly... I feel conflicted, too.
  • Cyrax reaches a tentacle into the Sad Dragon's chest and sneakily pulls out their heart-shaped SOUL.
  • Jimmy now has his head in the clouds... literally.
  • Yamato groans at Karyl's speech, desperately wanting to go to the spa... in the afterlife, and Karyl grants just that.
  • Pig Ganon makes the Chamber of Secrets his new lair.
• Deaths (alt link): Zazu, Zagreus, Good, Illusen, Sad Dragon, and Yamato

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Oct 7th 2020 at 2:59:43 AM

FUCK YOU YAMATO

One of my tributes killed the other? Couldn't have picked a better season!

Edited by StarAndroidJaguar on Oct 6th 2020 at 7:52:57 PM

Alas, it seems Evil has triumphed.... for now.

Mine did something similar last season

Edited by HypeKitty1 on Oct 6th 2020 at 1:24:28 PM

that final battle of Good Versus Evil was so hilariously lame, i love it

so how many more updates? oh okay

Edited by HypeKitty1 on Oct 6th 2020 at 6:24:44 AM

Next update will be the Feast. It's told only on Discord until now

Battle Music: Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity - Vs. Bittercold

• Night 5 (alt link)
  • EVIL doesn't relish its triumph over Good for long. Cyrax summons his alien minions to Pay Evil unto Evil, then uses it as a mop after the battle!
  • Snow descended from Humongous Mechas?! And speaking of him, he orders Veronica to pull a petty prank on Karyl, who betrayed Zag when she teamed up with her at Night 3.
  • Terry does what a bodybuilder does by doing 34 push-ups.^H/N Technically 36 accounting for group tributes.
  • You were expecting Ugo to do his Death Throws, but NOPE! I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
  • Pig Ganon summons some goats with his sword to ram C-3PO at high speed.
  • Exdeath reverses the controls of the Take Off.
  • Jimmy tests his new prosthetic on Jhudora in a rapid punch duel, but they both get tired before he could land the final blow.
  • Obito's just cooling off... for now.
• Feast (alt link)
  • Monster Mk II has some roast beef.
  • Cyrax is better off eating fish than binging on those fucking apples.
  • Jimmy grabs Veronica's blades from her sleeves and effortlessly slices her in twain with them.
  • Terry cracks open a cold one for yet another Old Spice ad.
  • Obito finds Karyl still wincing from the Groin Attack and blasts her away. Deidara would be proud.
• Day 6 (alt link)
  • The Take Off shoplifts at Cyrax's store as petty revenge for disobeying its warning about apple binging.
  • Run Jhudora! Run from Jimmy and his prosthetic arm!
  • Obito learns a new ninja technique.
  • The insane Ugo manages to capture Exdeath with just a pitfall trap and some tranqs.
  • That "cold one" was actually an illegal health item, so the Peacekeepers gun Terry down for that.
• Deaths (alt link): EVIL, Iago, C-3PO, Ganon, Veronica, Karyl, and Terry Crews

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Oct 8th 2020 at 3:48:19 AM

And thus, the Rocket Jump Jutsu was born.

• Battle Music: Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon: First Dark Matter Battle

• Night 6 (alt link)
  • For Cyrax's late-night talk show, he asks Monster Mk II to write him a complimentary essay. It just has one letter.
  • Obito invites Exdeath for tea, pleased with him destroying the Take Off after making it malfunction.
  • To try one-upping Jimmy, Jhudora finds all six Crests to make the Crest of Infinity, and she becomes the Darkest Faerie.
  • Speaking of Jimmy, he uses his prosthetic to maim Ugo's fingers.
• Day 7 (alt link)
  • What's next, CAC's gonna shapeshift into a Pokémon Trainer?
  • Since "Our" Katniss is also making the delivery, her clone tells Cyrax that the nominators are at the Fanfic School for a good reason while Snow is still an atrocity despite his status as the Tributes' Punching Bag.
  • We interrupt this program to give you a weather report: it's a hailstorm!
  • Obito knows what that Not-So-Jimmy Two-Shoes' up to!
  • Deaths (alt link): Take Off
• Night 7 (alt link)
  • Jhudora escapes the Arena to fight Scipion at the borders of Death's Realm, where's he waiting for any news about Giegue and Maria.^OOC He's hoping that Maria would convince Giegue to return to the living world after he was defeated by Ori. The savage Zoroark, however, steals her Crest and tears her apart.
  • Monster Mk II brags about the hailstorm it just caused.
  • Despite his maimed fingers and Jimmy's prosthetic, Ugo beats him in boxing.
• Day 8 (alt link)
  • Despite bragging about the weather, Monster Mk II attempts suicide. Surprisingly, Exdeath shows mercy and talks it out of it.
  • Now that's just petty, Cyrax.
  • Ugo tries to cure his insanity by fighting his literal inner demons. Yamato, you enabler...
  • Deaths (alt link): Jhudora

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Oct 7th 2020 at 6:12:02 PM

(update before this one) You really had to do it, didn't you? Now your carpet's a death trap...

Edited by StarAndroidJaguar on Oct 7th 2020 at 11:09:16 AM

Scipion really doesn't want any interruptions.

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Oct 7th 2020 at 5:49:35 PM

• Final Battle Music: Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon: Second Dark Matter Battle

• Night 8 (alt link)
  • Cyrax, with the help of Exdeath, corners Jimmy and T-Poses at him to subdue him.
  • Obito reluctantly attends a magic convention with the same mecha he trashed just to find water.
  • Ugo failed to fight his demons, so he snaps and wishes for the craziest thing to happen to him. It comes true when a monster cooks him alive.
• Day 9 (alt link)
  • Jimmy visits the Fanfic School not just to try learning how to write a good fanfic, but also to find out what's with the other nominators there and hide from those two villains. Psyche (or Ms. May or one of the staff), however, asks him to leave because she's busy attending to her guests.
  • Obito talks to one of the pilots from the Macross Universe to ask about that trashy robot.
  • Cyrax betrays Exdeath and kills him for gold to buy that last egg fragment. He's disappointed that the same Alien Blood that killed Vader leaks out of Exdeath.
• Deaths (alt link): Ugo and Exdeath

And there you have it, folks! Who will make the Hall of Fame... but who will get the dreaded 4th Place Curse? Stay tuned as always... for the finale!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Oct 7th 2020 at 7:29:12 PM

Imma just get my next tributes ready.

Hopefully I can join next round

Luckily, The finale is going to be live in 30 minutes so you have time to nominate, Geek.

Edited by TabbyGirl4 on Oct 7th 2020 at 7:35:34 AM

Thanks for the info, Tabby!

Yeah, honestly a lot of seasons have finale time that is favorable for Indonesians

Except last season because goddammit Bale

(shot)

But B Doe, another Indonesian, somehow managed to get in for some reason.

(Another shot)

Edit: Also on a serious note Geek, I forgot to say it earlier, but I recommend being more active in the HGS Discord. A lot of info is shared there than the main thread, as well as most of the convo being done there. Tabby got the finale in 30 minutes info because 9k1 said so on the server

Also the gag saves for the upcoming season are done there too as a product of the save setting

Edited by Billy5545 on Oct 7th 2020 at 6:53:22 PM