Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

AAAAAAAND i'm completely out in one update. lovely

That was a lot of death. That’s all I have to say.

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Oct 5th 2020 at 9:34:35 AM

Hey Dookie, you can run your own seasons here in this thread. Please keep them condensed to one post.

Edited by TabbyGirl4 on Oct 5th 2020 at 12:34:22 PM

• Battle Music: Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX - Boss Battle

• Night 1 (alt link)
  • Doggy and Hecklebot both get shot with arrows. But don't worry, they're just flesh wounds!
  • Vader tries out his new Persona on Exdeath, but his Alien Blood lands on his face. All together now...
  • Ugo grabs a Cape Feather and uses his Cape as a parachute for skydiving.
  • Terry dreams about preparing his Old Spice ads, but he's still out in the same spot where he watched Clairen's Iago impression.
  • Hopefully that shack isn't full of animatronics...
  • No food or drinks on this ride!
  • Amedot showers together to keep those gemstones shiny. Unfortunately, the Sad Dragon sneaks up on them and shatters them both with their tail.
  • Zutara, meanwhile, is now a pirate Snailbender!
  • Bad idea, First Aid. A shame that no one else could give you, well...
  • Obito and Kronika go to Billy's Business School. The authorities, however, expel Obito for assassinating Kronika during their lessons.
  • Ice Wolf enjoys some delicious meat.
  • Karyl tells Jimmy to cool it with his enthusiasm after his Bloodbath kills, but he's already controlling himself.
  • Peko, I didn't know you were the (DRV3 spoilers!) Ultimate Adventurer!
  • Rainbow Dash's athleticism seems to have rubbed off on Rarity.
  • Pig Ganon is menacing, alright!
  • If everyone here has criminal ties, then that means Good isn't pure after all!
  • Well, it's still October on Earth Prime, so it's perfectly legal to celebrate Halloween early!
  • You're already a demon,    EVIL!   
  • Zazu searches for a waterhole, but to no avail. A sponsor then gives him a suspicious drink, and he's forced to finish the entire bottle. As a result, he transforms into an eldritch hornbill, but thankfully his belt prevents him from mutating any further.
  • Jezail charges towards Cyrax as fast as a bullet, only to miss him and crash into an invisible wall.
• Day 2 (alt link)
  • Sad Dragon? More like Bad Dragon!
  • Then why did you ask it in the first place?
  • Ugo: Partners Plumber in Time!
  • Obito grabs a 10-foot pole from his Kamui dimension and knocks Zagreus out with it.
  •    EVIL...    refusing to make a Slasher Smile?!
  • Karyl is apparently Zazu's adoptive sister. Must be the animal traits.
  • Aqua's just being silly after that battle with Kronika, right?
  • Jimmy comes across this peculiar dinosaur.
  • Pig Ganon reads the Pingu poster using Braille and realizes that the penguin's more menacing than he thought. Now NOOT and NOOT NOOT.
  • Cyrax professes his love for one of his tentacles.
  • Yamato also celebrates Halloween early, but his guests thought it was a formal party.
  • Zutara questions if being a pirate Snailbender's worth it.
  • Jhudora runs out of Neopoints and now has to substitute them with emeralds.
  • Good Is Not Nice to Terry, but now he has TRIPLE SUN POWAHHHHH!!!
  • Illusen gets scared by a Spyder.
  • Looks like Jezail got massive crash damage from that failed attack.
  • Elizabeth uses the clothing scraps she found in the shack to make an emoji tapestry.
  • Rarity somersaults gracefully over the Diamond Doggy.
• Deaths (alt link): Darth Vader, Amethyst and Peridot (as one tribute), First Aid, Kronika, and Jezail

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Oct 6th 2020 at 12:21:07 AM

Thank god, for a second, I thought Doggy bit the dust.

RIP one of my ships. Not sunk but dead

Well technically, that Ganon is intelligent and have the full Triforce have his disposal so, yeah, he's menacing.

(Also, kinda funny Darth Vader would fight Exdeath, considering how similar Vader is to Golbez, another FF villain)

Alas, poor Vader.

Elizabeth what is wrong with you

Edited by HypeKitty1 on Oct 5th 2020 at 4:16:21 AM

Kronika just had to get Worfed, right?

Battle Music: Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX - Rayquaza Battle

• Night 2 (alt link)
  • Ugo and C-3PO cheer for Clairen as she sets    EVIL's    camp on plasma.
  • Yamato begs Obito not to put his mask back on.
  • Discount Photoshop Sad Dragon?
  • Zazu loses his confidence after that encounter.
  • Elizabeth steals money to buy a robot inspired by Mazinger Z. Will this be converted into an animatronic?
  • Musicbending?!
  • Illusen tries killing Jhudora using the Scroll of Genocide, but instead it spawns more Faeries back in Neopia.
  • Rarity becomes a judge for the RC plane air show and gives 10 points to Hecklebot's for creativity in his plane's design.
• Day 3 (alt link)
  • Ah yes, the classic Good vs. Evil argument.
  • Zazu tries snarkily advising Clairen against eating that burger, but she doesn't believe him and falls for Cyrax's trick.
  • How does a ride even write, anyway?
  • Those additional Bending skills could prove useful in KOF.
  • Exdeath hams it up with his sock puppet performance of Karyl, traumatizing another beastly creature.
  • Monster Mk II crushes Peko with its buffed up legs, making her explode.
  • Is there something about this nominator we don't know?!
  • ...what abilities? Do the others now have flight or are just loud-mouthed?
  • Veronica goes zoinks at her fellow RC plane judge after seeing a ghost.
  • Jimmy has a terrible ride accident, but being a mad genius, he makes his own Swiss Army prosthetic arm.
  • Of course Obito bleeds... plant matter.
  • Ice Wolf and Pingu suddenly fall into the icy depths, but are unable to resurface in time. Pingu then says one last NOOT NOOT in the afterlife.
  • Hecklebot heckles Zag by destroying a vending machine right in front of him.
  •    EVIL's EEEEEVIL    monologue's so    EVIL    it    EVILLY    renders Illusen mute.
  • Rarity is creeped out by Elizabeth's Precocious Crush on her.
  • Pig Ganon somehow gets amnesia by getting a Groin Attack, and now his moveset's replaced with another Ganon's.
• Deaths (alt link): Clairen, Peko, Ice Wolf, and Pingu

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Oct 7th 2020 at 5:11:52 PM

OOF Pingu is dead

Elizabeth that's creepy then again your not the first

How could this NOOT NOOT to meeeeeeeee......

> Pig Ganon somehow gets amnesia by getting a Groin Attack

.... wat

My first thought after reading that was everyone's voices suddenly sounding like Gilbert Gottfried (which is really hard to imagine with some of these folks 😅).

🤣

Edited by kablammin45 on Oct 6th 2020 at 11:05:07 AM

Hunger Games Simulator: "oh god make it stop" edition

uncontrollable laughter

• Battle Music: Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers - Dialga's Fight to the Finish!

• Night 3 (alt link)
  • Following his revelation to Ugo, Yamato needs a spa break after seeing him wear a shirt requesting him to return him to C-3PO. Cyrax is just as confused as the Ultimate Inventor.
  • Sad Dragon and Jhudora treat Terry to a joyride on the Take Off for his unbirthday. At least we know that it's not July 30 tonight.
  • Obito curses at the Gamemakers^OOC Billy IRL for not giving Ichi's recent tributes a chance to make the Hall of Fame... well, besides Overhaul a few seasons ago. (shot)
  • Several    EVIL    tributes ride the Hexentanz, which goes in slow motion to Chariots of Fire.
  • Iago, bitter over losing to Rarity in that triathlon, drags her into a magical pot along with her fellow judge Aqua and the winner of that RC plane show and cooks them alive. They transform into items once he's done, and Rarity, in particular, is turned into a diamond.
  • Like that's even possible, Jimmy!
  • The Prince Power Ranger of the Underworld recruits an angelic catgirl and a lady Frankenstein's monster to slay Elizabeth, Zutara, and Doggy. However, Karyl distrusts the Son of Hades and blinds him with her magic.
  • Stupid Good, much?
  • Zazu's eldritch powers grant him lava immunity as well. But how was he able to survive being trapped with Scar near a volcanic hotspot before this?
• Day 4 (alt link)
  • The Hexentanze somehow breaks down just because Yamato showed off his Ultimate Talent. He really needs a spa break after this.
  • Bite C-3PO's shiny metal ass!
  • Zag violates the Second Rule of the Hunger Games and keeps stumbling because of his blindness.
  • Exdeath tells Obito about his plan to control the Void Between the Worlds and erase everything, and all he needs is some Gil.
  • How good is Ugo at cooking?
  • Of course Terry bleeds candy red blood, he's a human!
  • Jhudora rides the Take Off... in a mine shaft.
  • Pig Ganon's new attack is... doing the painted hole trick.
  • Iago sings too many Aladdin songs and loses his voice. Now everyone but him sounds like Gilbert Gottfried. (shot)
  • Cyrax: a name so cursed it makes pigeons... drop missiles.
  • ...what pun? It's your sister's name that's punnier!
  • Sad Dragon's here to steal your sad Sans memes!
  • An eldritch diet for the eldritch birb.
  • Karyl steps out of her comfort zone and tries new food.
• Deaths (alt link): Hecklebot, Aqua, Rarity, Elizabeth, Zuko and Katara (also as one tribute), Doggy, and Hexentanz

and i am out but you got what you deserve Elizabeth

Edited by HypeKitty1 on Oct 6th 2020 at 9:28:11 AM

Kablam, you're amazing

Well, RIP me. :p

My tributes went NOOT NOOT

Iago's character arc this season is Shakespearian in quality

Wow 😅

Also, looks like "birdy boilers" aren't going to be a problem for Zazu anymore.

Edited by kablammin45 on Oct 6th 2020 at 11:32:01 AM