Florp◊ (it/its, nonsapient)

Mr. Fox◊ (he/him, 7 human years (which translates to 42 fox years, so treat him in ships like you would a 42-year old man))

events:

• A siren rises from the platform and blares hellishly, before (Player1) jump(s/s/s/s/1) down and crushes the siren underneath, dramatically announcing [typeC1] presence. (Bloodbath only)
• (Player1) torture(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2)'s digital brain backup in a simulation as a prank. A really sick prank, involving drastic temperature shifts, subjecting (Player2)'s backup to [typeC2] worst fear, disabling the backup's limb functions, siccing invisible spiders, blinding [typeB2], chaining [typeB2] to the simulated room's radiator, and suffocating [typeB2].
• (Player1) rapidly press(es/es/es/es/1) CTRL+Z and CTRL+Y to rapidly mess with the life-and-death state of the most recently deceased tribute, leaving that tribute dead once [typeA1] (is/is/are/is/are1) satisfied.
• (Player1): "I think that something's wrong with (my/my/my/my/our1) copy of [(Player2)'s source material], there('s/'s/'s/'s/ are3) (this/this/this/this/these3) annoying motherfucke(r/r/r/r/rs3) (read: (Player3)) inside it."
• (Player1) use(s/s/s/s/1) a magic lamp as...a sauce pitcher, inevitably angering the genie inside which leads to [typeB1] getting cursed by the genie.
• (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) so HORRIBLY ENRAGED that when (Player2) (shows/shows/shows/shows/show2) up to fight again, [typeA1] immediately (goes/goes/go/goes/go1) into a rage state.
• (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) fat and greedy, (Player2) (is/is/is/is/are2) lanky and attention-hogging.
• Ten years in prison have made (Player1) (a/a/a/a/a bunch of1) fuckin' puss(y/y/y/y/ies1)! (Bloodbath included)^note i would've made it "the joint" instead of "prison" but how many people would know "joint" stands for "prison" right away anyway
• (Player1) find(s/s/s/s/1) a...regular sized rat? The rat is celebrating anothebirthday bash.
• (Player1): "Top ten moments in the Hunger Games: Number 1: (Player2)'s fucking deat(h/h/h/h/hs2)!" And then (Player2) do(es/es/es/es/1) die to (Player1).

Edited by SomeLibre on May 9th 2023 at 11:31:34 PM

Thank you for giving me ideas for a bunch of events based on The Wiggles today, Kevin.

• (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) jump into a big red car and toot toot chugga chugga away from the Cornucopia. (Bloodbath)
  • (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) asleep on [typeC1] podium. (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) wake [typeB1] up by shouting "WAKE UP (Player1)!" (Bloodbath)
  • (Player1) receive(s/s/s/s/1) hot potatoes, cold spaghetti, and mashed bananas from an unknown sponsor.
  • (Player1) ask(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) if [typeA2] can point [typeC2] (finger/finger/finger/finger/fingers2) and do the twist.
  • (Player1) ask(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) if [typeA2] can point [typeC2] (finger/finger/finger/finger/fingers2) and do the twist. (Player2) refuse(s/s/s/s/2), so (Player1) kill(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB2]. (Fatal variant; P1 -> P2)
  • (Player1) has a whacked-out dream where [typeA1] eat(s/s/s/s/1) a huge plate of pasta and, still hungry, proceed(s/s/s/s/1) to also eat [typeC1] plate(s/s/s/s/1), the tablecloth, [typeC1] (chair/chair/chair/chair/chairs1), and (Player2), the waiter('s/'s/'s/'s/s'2) apron(s/s/s/s/2) as (Player2) gape(s/s/s/s/2) in shock.
  • (Player1) criss-cross(es/es/es/es/1) between the corner of Happy Street and Sad Street while pacing around waiting for (Player2), repeatedly going back and forth between cheerful and jolly and sad and worried as [typeA1] do(es/es/es/es/1) so.
  • (Player1) and (Player2) switch voices after walking onto Each Other's Voices Street. They quickly get back off the street.
  • (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) enjoy some fruit salad, yummy yummy. (Feast)

Bonus unrelated Arena Event: Snake

The tributes are turned into snakes and must eat apples to escape an arena, all while getting longer for every apple they eat.

• Win #1: After eating enough apples, (Player1) escape(s/s/s/s/1) the maze.
• Win #2: (Player1) manage(s/s/s/s/1) to survive by just not doing anything and instead coiling up and going to sleep.
• Win #3: (Player1) almost run(s/s/s/s/1) into [typeC1] own very long bod(y/y/y/y/ies1), but narrowly avoid(s/s/s/s/1) doing so.

• Lose #1: (Player1) run(s/s/s/s/1) into a wall and die(s/s/s/s/1) instantly.
• Lose #2: (Player1) run(s/s/s/s/1) into [typeC1] own very long bod(y/y/y/y/ies1) and immediately die(s/s/s/s/1).
• Lose #3: (Player1) trap(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) by slithering in circles around [typeB2] until (Player2) ha(s/s/s/s/ve2) no choice but to run into (Player1) and die. (P1 -> P2)
• Lose #4: (Player1) and (Player2) inadvertently slither head-first into each other and both die.

Edited by kablammin45 on May 9th 2023 at 10:07:44 AM

Wilson Arch◊. Male, safe.

Boscha◊. Female, yellow.

Edited by MemeMaster245 on May 10th 2023 at 9:33:42 AM

Subject◊ he/him, a walking corpse at this point.

Gas Mask◊ he/him, safe.

Both from Roblox game "The Russian Sleep Experiment" (it is now deleted due to being too grotesque)

Is Subject a zombie then? Because only actual non-undead corpses should be black-flagged while zombies wouldn't normally be black-flagged.

I nominate Gregory and Keith Emerson

Gregory he/him, just a Brit. In the image he’s on the left.

From South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.

In this scenario, he is older at 19. I’ll may pick a better image if possible.

Light Green Flag

Keith Emerson

Member of Emerson, Lake & Palmer

He’s in his 20s or 30s in this

No flag

Edited by TheRealBerdly on May 10th 2023 at 5:03:50 AM

The ones who grip.

Kromer◊ and Faust◊ both female and assume safe.

Honestly, I don't know what the hell Subject was when I was playing that game while it was still around. Skin was pitch black with bloodshot eyes, burning and screaming. Didn't understand what was happening.

Darkness will host the season, but who will run?

Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 10th 2023 at 10:31:48 PM

• After (Player1) offend(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2), (Player2) decree(s/s/s/s/12) [typeA2]('s/'s/'re/'s/'re2) going to eat (Player1)'s eyebrows.
• (Player1) look(s/s/s/s/1) at the above/below event and say(s/s/s/s/1) "It stinks!"
• (Player1) watch(es/es/es/es/1) the above/below event and says "Boring!"

Micky Dolenz◊ and Michael Nesmith◊, both male (he/him/his) and from The Monkees

The nomination period for this season has ended.

Events(2):

• A random cat rubs against (Player1)'s legs.
• (Player1) pla(ys/ys/ys/ys/y1) a bootleg game of [typeC1] source materia(l/l/l/l/ls1), but (is/is/is/is/are1) horrified when [typeA1] fin(ds/ds/ds/ds/d1) out the continue screen involves characters from [typeC1] source materia(l/l/l/l/ls1) committing suicide.(Inspired on that The Lion King hack)

• A more ominous version of (Player1)'s theme plays while (Player2) and (Player3) face off against [typeB1]... and (Player3) kill(s/s/s/s/3) (Player1) on (Player2)'s orders. /P1 killed by P2 and P3
• A more ominous version of (Player1)'s theme plays while (Player2) and (Player3) face off against [typeB1]... they subdue [typeB1] violently, but [typeA1] survive(s/s/s/s/1) the ordeal.
• A more ominous version of (Player1)'s theme plays while (Player2) and (Player3) face off against [typeB1]... but (Player2) just glare(s/s/s/s/2) at (Player1) until [typeA1] relent(s/s/s/s/1), and the conflict ends without bloodshed.^note Proceed.
• (Player1) put(s/s/s/s/1) together a poll tournament to determine the most annoying tribute, but the Gamemakers decide this is against the rules and execute [typeB1]. /P1 dies naturally^note The tumblr account that tried this got banned in less than a day.
• (Player1) cover(s/s/s/s/1) [typeD1] in water and wait(s/s/s/s/1) for it to oil.^note Oil
• (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) infected with a fungus that will kill [typeB1] if [typeA1] ever figure(s/s/s/s/1) out how it works. Luckily, (Player1) do(es/es/es/es/1)n't bother looking into it any further.
• (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) infected with a fungus that will kill [typeB1] if [typeA1] ever figure(s/s/s/s/1) out how it works. (Player2) tell(s/s/s/s/2) [typeB1] about it while (Player3) (is/is/is/is/are3) nearby, and the fungus explodes, killing them all. /P1-P3 all die ^note this is technically a spoiler but I don't know literally anyone who read the work not already knowing this part
• Due to ambiguous syntax in one of (Player1)'s blog posts, everyone thinks [typeC1] name is "bingle" now. [TypeA1] decide(s/s/s/s/1) to just go with it.
• (Player1) think(s/s/s/s/1) [typeC1] own presence might cause rules debates and flee(s/s/s/s/1) the Bloodbath immediately to avoid getting killed about it. /Bloodbath
• (Player1) hear(s/s/s/s/1) blurry blurry, blurry blurry, and suddenly [typeA1]'(s/s/re/s/re1) falling down. ^note this particular melt track has been in my head today for not much reason

Event dump!

Both inspired by some textsynth-generated tropes:

• (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) awake, looking down and throwing (a/a/a/a/1) bal(l/l/l/l/ls1) down a well. A well that isn't there.

• (Player1) place(s/s/s/s/1) (a/a/a/a/2) fake tatto(o/o/o/o/os2) on (Player2) without [typeB2] noticing.

Edited by Zanreo on May 10th 2023 at 7:36:34 PM

A bit late, but event suggestions are now closed.

Ah, poop, I missed this season.

We have 86 tributes this season because we decided to allow The Real Berdly, our newest player this season, to nominate one more tribute after the nomination period to form a full team, just this once.

Anyway, most of the broken events found last season have already been fixed, but here are a few more that were missed out, along with an event upgrade:

• (Player1) waves (his/her/their/its/their1) country's flag with pride. (D5142, N5198; should also be in the Bloodbath^note with apologies to CAC for the ASAS ref and converted to this:)
  • (Player1) (waves/waves/waves/waves/wave1) [typeC1] (country's flag/country's flag/country's flag/country's flag/countries' flags2) with pride.
• (Player1) drinks some milk in a bag. (D12863, N13029; dupe)
• After (Player1) us(es/es/es/es/e1) a mallet to turn (Player2) int(o a/o a/o a/o a/o1) child or adult versio(n/n/n/n/ns1) of [typeD2], (Player2) g(oes/oes/oes/oes/o2) on to steal said mallet, and caus(es/es/es/es/e2) (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), (Player6), (Player7), and (Player8) to go through similar age shift transformations. (Player1) then wor(ks/ks/ks/ks/k1) with (Player9) and (Player10) to undo those age shift transformations. (CN16536, dupe, which was already corrected at Night but the broken version still remains)
• (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) ovinaphobic (a.k.a. afraid of sheep) so [typeA1] (becomes/becomes/becomes/becomes/become1) (an easy/an easy/an easy/an easy/easy1) (victim/victim/victim/victim/victims1) for the sheep to kill. (Evil Sheep AE CFS-3, should be "(becomes/becomes/become/becomes/become1)")

EDIT: Matt will run.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 13th 2023 at 2:53:44 AM

The season was successfully ran, and the screens have been sent to Darkness! Please give him at least a few hours to post the first update, as he's currently asleep.

In your homes, your offices, your trains or buses, or wherever you are. Is it a quiet day? A busy one? Or some other in-between?
Regardless, you are looking at some form of screen. A phone, a tablet, a laptop, or a television, or perhaps some other thing yet. And as you are...

—Suddenly, there is static.
This is, of course, not something you expect to happen.
The static drowning everything on your screen, making your devices wholly unresponsive, is certainly not a phenomenon you'd define as expected or natural. Is it outside interference? That would seem to be a good guess, but who would do this?
Are you surprised by this? Scared? Excited? Or just indifferent?
It matters not.
The static clears, and an image comes through.

Zero Time Dilemma OST ~ "Initiation (Preamble)"

"Life is truly unfair. Don't you think?"

A person, clad in what is ostensibly a plague doctor's outfit, speaks from your screens. His voice is deep, slowly and calmly speaking the words. The transmission makes it sound perhaps raspier than it should, but you can clearly hear his words all the same.

"There are times where a single snail can determine the fate of humanity. Now... gathered here are a large number of beings. Humans, and not. Whether they came of their own volition, or by some outside force... Most of them will die."

The speaker pauses, as if to let the weight of his words sink in.

"But worry not. Those of them that came here together shall share the same fate. They shall move together, and of course... die together. The action of one may doom all.
Only one tribute may escape victorious. In other words, for someone to survive, all others must die. I wonder... Who will be that solitary snail?"

Another pause.

"Regardless, it is about time. Let us begin. The game... is afoot."'

The Reaping

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• "A number of faces, both familiar and not. As well as a... surprise. I did not expect to see you here..."
• "Nor did I expect to see myself. This is also... another possibility. Do not be mistaken. Should even the one you see there fall, I will not follow his fate. Think of him as... a doppelganger. Perhaps, in another history, our positions are swapped?"

The Bloodbath (Part 1)

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Zero Time Dilemma OST ~ "Trash Disposal Room"

• "Running away may be the most reasonable choice, at this stage. Although, you are giving up any potential advantages. Elapsam semel occasionem non ipse potest Iuppiter reprehendere..."
• "It is human nature to steal what they desire. If you are not strong enough to protect it, then you shall lose all you have. Life is simply unfair, don't you think?"
• "Resurrection... Michael Nesmith was your name, yes? I wonder, are you also one capable of..."
• "A declaration of war, I see. It appears at least one among you, amalgamate though they may be, understands what sort of game this is."
• "Alien species? I assure you, it is not me you should turn to for hosting deadly games on other planets."
• "How would a balloon even wield a knife? And inflicting a fatal wound, no less..."
• "Mr. L, though you become a healer, people die around you. It must feel rather... frustrating, I imagine."
• "An invisible killer has claimed another life. Life truly is unfair, is it not?"
• "Ah, another familiar face. I shall enjoy seeing your plight, Dio."
• "The older of the two gambling brothers kills a mermaid, for she forgot her license to live. A foolish mistake..."
• "Can a program such as that Sharkman.EXE die, in the first place? What would it mean to revive him? Reinstalling the software from scratch? Would that even be him, in the first place? It reminds me of..."
• "I question now whether my doppelganger was not merely an impostor. To make such an idiotic decision... His fate is well deserved."
• "I shall commend Hornet Man, for imprinting the history of what has happened into stone. By remembering history, we may not repeat its mistakes."
• "Mysterious knights, revealed to be two children. For what goal, then, do they fight? It is a cruel world we live in."

The Bloodbath (Part 2)

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• "A second healer, and yet you could not save even one of the dead. Life truly is unfair. Don't you think?"
• "On that note, it appears a killer runs in your midst- a dragon, no less. The Corinthian never truly stood a chance."
• "The mythical birdlike creature is left alone, to fend for itself. Do not be too saddened- none shall burden you with their unfortunate fate, either."
• "The Risen King descends to the chant of angels. Heh. If they are an angel, it is one of death. Marilyn was a mere human, but to crush a mystical genie as well... That is remarkable power indeed."
• "Alas, the young Marquess of Pherae is slain. Nor his dragon-slaying blade nor his battle-hardened companions could help him here. I suppose now the woman he'd wed will wish revenge upon Pepa..."
• "...Though, she yet seems preoccupied with other thoughts."
• "There is an old story about a man who tempted fate, such as Gas Mask over there. It ended about as gruesomely as his end at the hands of Vraska..."
• "A scene of wanton violence, and the genie who did not wish to witness here. Yet, life is simply unfair. There will be much more to come- it would be best to get used to it now."
• "An idol group formed by two men, a slime, and an actress. Not the weirdest I have witnessed... I will look forward to hearing what you can produce."

The First Day

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• "President Snow has met a rather sad fate, for displeasing Micky Dolenz. Could he have not prevented this?"
• "Shooting a gun at someone is not as easy at it appears in movies, would you not agree? One bullet does not guarantee certain odds of success. If you had wanted them dead... you should have tried until they were."
• "Ah, Dio, cocky as always, are you? Your chances of survival are... slim, at best. Do your best, if you wish to make good on your words..."
• "Sialeeds, be thankful your arms have been returned to you. Not... everyone is that lucky. Life is truly unfair..."
• "A careless shot with a rocket launcher. Siskel and Ebert have taken their target down... as well as an innocent bystander. You should be glad, however- you will need everyone else to die if you are to survive, anyway. To survive, you will have to become the confirmation of everyone else's deaths. Such an unfair game... is it not?"
• "Another death, by pure chance. If only you could try again, huh?"
• "Whatever those Party Crashers and Holly are doing, I desire no part in it, nor to attempt to comprehend it."
• "Another one tempting their fate. Taunting someone on their ability to kill in a death game may be a courageous move... but it is also a foolish one. There are so many ways one's life can end, after all. Let Eddie's fate be a lesson to you all."
• "Is this the doing of Eliwood's wife, casting this curse on Pepa? To die, but never die. It sounds rather gruesome and painful, does it not?"
• "Speaking of her, it appears she has challenged the resident healer. Unleashing all her power to do so, no less- a mythical being heard of only in legends. Will the two dragons clash, at some point, I wonder?"
• "Letting your attention slip is a careless blunder. Laguna has now learned this... and paid the price."
• "The Risen King continues his violence. Though it takes no more victims, for the moment."
• "I see that many of the other tributes gathered here do not seem to understand the gravity of their situation. If they continue to attempt to ignore it... It may be necessary for me to intervene soon."

The image disappears, and the static returns. A voice resounds through your speakers.

• Now announcing the current casualties: Chikn Nuggit Cast, Maggy and Ms. Lina, Mermaid Midna, Shark Man.EXE, Zero II, The Corinthian, Genie Jafar, Eliwood, Gas Mask, Terumi, Blackadder, Romy Eiselt, Eddie, Laguna. These 14 are now deceased.
• There are 72 tributes remaining.
• When next you see them, know it will be the first night of their stay in the games. Wish them good luck... or doom, if you so prefer.

Terence just vibing this update, but Daniel already racked up a kill.

Not bad, not bad

Nooooo Eliwood's dead already :( Not sure how well Nini's taking it...

And what a start for Fallen Chrom! Keep it up!

Edited by Psychedelicate on May 13th 2023 at 11:46:29 PM

Okay but the mental image of Chrom doing that in the Bloodbath is so hilarious to me

damn blackadder is dead already, baldrick is my only hope now