Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Noooo Tharja's already dead :( Quite a darkly humourous way for her to go, though. Henry would be proud.

And Seth's just happy about finally being nominated solo

oof, out first update

Oof, one of my tributes are already out

Welcome back, everybody! It's been a little while since we last met. Now, let the party continue!

Space Junk Galaxy - Super Mario Galaxy

Night One (Part 1)

• Brian watches Aurora Borealis, at this time of year, at this time of night, at this part of the Arena, localised entirely within his camp.
• Sheegoths don't wear shoes, silly!
• Hisuian Sligoo decides that she doesn't need to have eyesight of any kind.
• Charlotte Pudding tries raiding (the remains of) Shrike's camp, but gets blown away by a giant fan it installed.
• After crying over the loss of her iPhone 69, Shiny decides to sit down on a chair. She didn't realise the chair she is gonna sit on was covered in spikes. Shiny then jumps into the air, screaming.
• Spy's head uses his ability to change into someone else to try and kill Pam, but Pam notices and he runs away in a panic.
• Magcargo and the Ren Hater go on Twitter to argue about politics.
• George Washington continues his reign of Adaptational Villainy by trolling Gus using an alternate account in a video game that Gus is great at.
• Seth had waited a LOOOONG time to be in the Hunger Games, but his time in the Hunger Games was cut short thanks to a fateful encounter with a cliff.
• Gustavo collects wine from Wine Island to drink his sorrows that he gained from watching his beloved pet rat, Brick, die to (the now dead) Jodio, away.
• W attempts to give the brainwashed Cliffjumper bad luck, but it messes up, and Cliffjumper has good luck.
• The KSSU Helpers want Rayo's number to say the funny Roblox noise.
• Chikin's quest for justice continues as he becomes the tax collector.
• Pammy can't keep up with all the crap the Hunger Games is throwing at her, and her head explodes. Her family dies as well.
• Spellbinder casts a spell on Cassowary, turning it into a frog, which Spellbinder squishes.
• Yunaka yeets George because he does not know what carbonite is.
• The trans flag wants some food after watching a commercial.

Night One

(Part 2)

• Grimley, being the bad guy he is, stomps on Soldier's head, crushing him.
• GigaChin Sam shows off his chadness by climbing a ladder three steps at a time.
• Attack on Chainsaw Man, anyone?
• Alma Coin tries to pick up a coin, to no avail. It's revealed that John Redcorn is pranking her the whole time.
• Prowl realises that robots are food.
• Sherlock Holmes loves pizza, so he hops into a Peel P50 and drives to a pizza shop, while the other tributes chase him.
• X-ATM 092 obeys a slime monster.
• Garak gets worm'd.
• Zach knows everything Natsuki's going to say. Strange, isn't it?!
• The living bag of Takis doesn't like having a life, because as we all know, it has crisps inside. People eat the crisps inside of a bag of Takis, and that's why it doesn't want a life.
• Henry cuts off Q's arm, which he suddenly has. Q grows his arm back a few seconds later.
• Sub-Zero wants to know what's in the box, but he can't seem to get it open. Eris recorded a song of her mocking the poor ice ninja.
• Benoit Blanc is now the Horseman of the Apocalypse. Everybody run for it!
• The thief tries on some heavy armor she stole from the shop.
• The Civilian sings a song for 17 seconds before he falls unconscious from having a tranquil dart shot at his behind.
• J wants your computer.
• Kumoko and Tritannus cook gelatin bananas inside a phone-crowave. One of them gets teleported back onto the bunch.
• Mr. G&W now uses a gun for his neutral special.
• Cynthia promotes the iPhone 420, an updated version of the iPhone 69, during her funeral.

Day

Two

• Henry VIII secretly has ornithophobia.
• W is smarter than a first grader.
• Chikin doubts he has the skills to be the long arm of the law.
• The thief accuses Poison of drawing some very NSFW art.
• Two humans, a phone number, and a living flag all escape an escape room.
• X-ATM 092 wants to drink away an Old Shame of it's.
• Spellbinder, Xan, and Cliffjumper drink way too much booze.
• The Seeker proves that it can hold in the laughter.
• George Washington gets punished for all the crimes he committed by getting run over by a stampede of cows.
• Sub-Zero banishes a Magmoor, Kumoko, and Prowl to the cowboy wastelands, where a gunfight takes place, killing all three of them.
• Oshiro claims that his weapon is a tool of justice. J does not believe him, so she beats him up.
• Eris suddenly has a drug addiction. The Civilian cures her.
• Tritannus shows his secret goofy side and makes a balloon animal version of Yunaka.
• Charlotte gets insulted by Magcargo.
• All traces of Henry in the Hunger Games is now erased from existence.
• [[Mistral and Shrike pull a prank on Sherlock Holmes, making him think that green potato chips are poisonous.]]
• Slimy, Stimpy, and Gustavo do the exact same thing as Spellbinder, Xan, and Cliffjumper.
• Zach thinks that God is watching him and everyone else.
• Alma Coin gets distracted by some lovely roses while chasing Mr. G&W.
• Brian turned himself into a card! He's CARDBRIAAAAAAN!
• John watches a spin-off movie of Spy's head's source material called "A Head Of The Pack".
• Hisuian Sligoo successfully proves that she can handle a bunch of Peacekeepers all on her own.
• The KSSU Helpers download music from their source material, while George thinks that's illegal.

The

Casualties

Stay tuned for the update number three, everybody!

Edited by GamerLuna2022 on Mar 6th 2023 at 2:33:10 AM

Sherlock, you're more than smart enough to know that green chips aren't poisonous.

Meanwhile, never thought I'd see Blanc team up with an actual crime lord like Gus, yet here we are.

I'm sorry but you seem to have missed some tributes in the Night 1 update. I couldn't find Cadence for instance.

Announcement

The HGS server community discovered in the first update that Just accidentally sent this season's save to Luna without rerolling one of the gag saves posted. We initially agreed to continue with this save despite that, but since Jake admitted that all the Clean gag saves that he and Map set up for this season were not rerolled and are still accessible there, several people (particularly the server members) already read them, not just that specific gag save, before this season began and were spoiled. So we shall be doing an emergency poll on what we should do going forward. You have 6 hours to vote.

Voted

Voted as well.

Also, minor nitpick to GamerLuna since the season might be rerolled, but I've noticed that the Night 1 part 2's pictures of the update links to Day 1 again (explaining why some tributes are absent while others like the Magmoor appear twice in the same day)

The poll has been closed, which was Decided by One Vote. We shall be restarting the season, and we apologize for the inconvenience.

Will I still be hosting?

If you have the schedule, you can

I do have the time, so bring on the new save!

I've run the season and I think I've found a good save. However, I can't screen it, so another person will have to do it

inb4 it turns out either Blanc or Sherlock would've made the podiums and/or most kills this season, and this ends up being a repeat of the Grimmjow incident.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Mar 6th 2023 at 8:01:36 AM

For those who are curious, this was the leaked save. And no, it's not them.

spider necromancy

Huh, funny that not only did Sub-Zero got involved in an event inspired on what Raiden did in Mortal Kombat 9, but Poison also got killed by Slime(iirc) using Gill's Seraphic Wing.

Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Mar 6th 2023 at 5:09:46 PM

Damn it. I finally have a female tribute who broke the curse and even got 2 kills, and then this had to happen. 18th place isn't bad compared to other times.

And, of course, Xan ultimately dies from a bungled magic act in that timeline for maximum irony. Guess that's what he gets for being "a very bad and mean wizard" according to Sliggoo.

Anyway, I finally decided to screen it earlier after more than 12 hours have passed. I've just sent the new save's screens and link to Luna

Hey everybody, the name's Luna-chan! And welcome to...

Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities - Season 264!

Here are the lucky tributes:

The Reaping

And with that, let the party commence!

Battle Music: Good Egg Galaxy - Super Mario Galaxy

Bloodbath Time!

• Ogerpon and Terapagos loudly proclaim that they are gonna win this season.
• And here comes the first casualty! A Sheegoth steps off the podium too early and explodes as a consequence.
• Even Golden Freddy can't understand what's going on in the Arena.
• John Marston has better things to do than look at a cornucopia all day.
• The cornucopia suddenly falls down, killing poor old Henry, W, and a trans flag.
• Spy's (somehow living) head summons everybody, just to hear what Magcargo has to say.
• A gaming mouse drinks a potion and becomes so big that it touches the forcefield, causing it to stop working.
• Pammy engages Ninja Cat, mofos!
• Pam and Natsuki fight over what's inside a bag.
• Tharja decides to do what Season 263's winner did in order to win this season.
• The Elakha Cousin becomes the Big Bad.
• An army of Helpers want to begin World War HG.
• The Phoenix Down will not come in handy for a bag of Takis, because the deaths in the HGS are permanent.
• Shiny finds another potion, which turns her into a teeny-weeny little birb.
• First blood! Cheezborger airblasts the poor Animal Crossing Character into the forcefield.
• Q states he wants to see Kumoko suffer. What a jerk.
• Yunaka tops Cheezborger in the killing people business by killing not one, but THREE tributes by setting off an explosive. The unlucky victims in question were Spellbinder, Zach Hill, and, much to Gustavo's horror, Brick.
• GigaChin Sam is a Pokemon abuser.
• J wants Poison dead ASAP.
• A fake Cassowary gets replaced by the real one... I think. They look so similar...
• Rayo's number does not understand the rules, and kills itself.
• Swooce-swooce-swooce-swooce-swooce-swooce-swooce!
• Audrey II bites off George's nose, causing him to lose SO much blood that he eventually dies.
• There are two problems with that. One: Princess Cadence originates from a cartoon, not a video game, so she can't join Smash. And two: Mr. G&W is already in Smash!
• Henry VIII is Cute and Psycho.
• Friendly Freddy sells breadcrumbs.
• George Washington and his partner in crime Xan kill The Seeker and Brian for their Smash invitations. There is only one problem with that: George Washington is a real-life figure, so he cannot join Smash. Xan originates from Baldur's Gate, which is a Video Game, so he can join Smash. Don't know what his moveset would look like, though.
• Eris does the exact same thing as Yunaka, but this time she walks away from the explosion, like a badass. The unlucky victims this time were T-Rexaur, Shrike, and John Redcorn.
• THE SEEEEEETH! THE SETH IS REEEEEEEEEEEALLL!!
• Chikin Nugget shoots Cadence with a Stand Arrow. He soon later regrets doing so.
• Charlotte Katakuri eats the cornucopia, but because the cornucopia is actually gigantic in size, he can't gulp it down, and his body explodes.
• The Civilian writes his will, the sweet little guy. I hope his property goes to someone equally as nice as him.
• Escargot writes a story, all about the Bloodbath.
• Cliffjumper won't back down! He won't!
• Grimey says that the Soldier is the last tribute he ever expected to see.
• Seadall speedruns the season by killing himself. Idiot.
• MODOK finds a bag of explosives, finding them useful for killing people.
• Hisuian Sligoo really needs to watch what she says.
• These tributes are not ready for Gustavo's fury.
• Gus says to everyone that he is rough and tough, and that's saying something, due to his origin series being made for adults.
• Alma is not Dragona. Alma does not hail from the JoJo series.
• Everyone else grabs something and/or runs away from the cornucopia.

Day

One

• Dragons are not snacks.
• Prowl is a demon. Taking the fact that he is an Autobot into consideration, I think he's finally gone and done it. He finally turned against the Autobots!
• Sherlock Holmes exposes his actual IQ level by failing to answer Shiny's riddle correctly.
• Gustavo wants blood. His nominator rejects.
• Freddy, freddy. Yes, Xanny? Eating sugar? No, Xanny. Telling lies? No, Xanny.
• Slimy loves playing by the house rules.
• The Civilian has his very own day.
• A Magmoor, Natsuki, and Magcargo all pet Grimey, who is taking a nap. Grimey wakes up to see Magcargo petting him, prompting him to scold her for doing that. What a jerk.
• Cassowary can finally fly.
• Audrey and Gus form a duo.
• Kumoko is saddened by the fact that X-ATM092 just called Pingu an idiot penguin.
• Poison becomes a demon, even though she already has the poison powers.
• I don't think RNGesus can hear a can of Spaghetti-O's.
• Q is so old that many people mock him, so his only friends are plants.
• It's a Riches to Rags story for Princess Cadence, as she spends all her money on a gacha game, trying to get her favourite character.
• Spy's head encounters... something.
• Worship your new memelord: John Marston!
• Tritannus knows everything about his job. So don't tell him what to do,    or else.   
• The Virtual Boy gets some Head On to stop it's headache, which is ironic because the Virtual Boy causes headaches.
• Come on and slam!
• Garak is a thief.
• Benoit Blanc somehow is Mei Ling's adopted papa.
• Soldier wants to Take Over the World with George Washington. Mr. Washington, being the heroic soul he is, rejects. Soldier, now angry, kills poor Mr. Washington.
• Sunny lies on the floor while Seth happily looks at it.
• MODOK wishes Jim was never born. Jim vanishes, and ALL memories of him are erased from everyone's brain.
• Better start running for your life, Cadence. GigaChin Sam has entered a state of Tranquil Fury!
• Ninja Cat tries eating pizza the Japanese way... but fails.
• Fox's arms are now hollow, and she has no hands.
• Charlotte Pudding is determined to win this season, even though she died of natural causes.
• Ren's food apparently is grenades.
• G&W and Cheezeborger set up the biggest TV debate of all time; who is better: Alma Coin or President Snow?
• Henry VIII is secretly a big fan of President Paylor.
• Eris fights the Big Bad of the season. (The Elakha Cousin) She powers up. The Elakha Cousin ignores that.
• Jodio is fast enough to play musical chairs and win.
• Jim says he hates Five Nights At Freddys, Video Game/Pokemon, Food Fantasy, and Murder Drones.
• Mistral plays a kid-friendly game like Kirby's Epic Yarn.
• Oh, well. Dragona prefers being in this outfit, anyway.
• Pam can dance very well!
• After witnessing something very similar to a scene from an episode of The Ren & Stimpy Show, Mr. Oshiro points it out.
• Yunaka builds a very big boat for all the other tributes. (Except for the dead ones.)

And speaking of which:

The

Casualties:

In the next update, we'll see our tributes experience their first night out in the Arena, so stay tuned!

Edited by GamerLuna2022 on Mar 7th 2023 at 12:34:51 PM

Here we are, on the true canon season. And Tharja actually survives. Yay.

Aww, Seth is a cat person!

How tf is Fiendish Freddy being wholesome and cute

Hol' up... does this mean that the cassowary in the leaked run was an impostor all this time?!

DJ Cadence's Stand Name: Epic Win

And... since when did This have a nom school?

Also, Jin Lee to Luna-chan: I heard that!

And minor nitpick, but Mistral is implied to be playing Undertale, not Kirby's Epic Yarn.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 7th 2023 at 10:53:24 PM