Hunger Games Simulator

Oof.

I fear that if I stay quiet, the next update's going to be bottom paged. So.... here you go.

Gamechanger, I'm very sorry for not waiting for your posts. It's just that Psyche's request for the next update reminded me to quicken the pace a bit, and I had to consider my limited timeframe. So to make up for it, I'm gonna finish it right now and leave the hosting floor to you.

• Night 6
  • Pancake Bun shouldn't have game jumped to Mortal Kombat.
  •    Hello Wheatley, I want to play a game.   
  • Michael receives his own game on the PS4.
  • Nonny makes the Nick Jr. version of Len'en, with simpler Bullet Hell mechanics and less menacing villains.
  • EX-Suzumi reads their own memories to try to alter history, but ends up going too far back in time.
• Day 7
  • Nonny gives Hit the obligatory Worfing while Suzumi puts Michael on their hit list.
  • Deaths: Pancake Bunny, Wheatley, EX-Suzumi, and Hit
• Night 7
  • Suzumi crosses Michael off said hit list by saving Nonny from becoming half-human sushi.
• The Finale!
  • Suzumi's teeth melt and drip into the back of their throat. All this time I thought their teeth just explode. The More You Know.
  • Final deaths
• Placements
  • Winner: Nonny
  • 2nd Place: Suzumi Kuzu
  • 3rd Place: Michael de Santa
  • Most kills: Michael. I double-checked the "in-the-dark ambush" events, and yes, he's still the most murderous.
• Death Summary
• Stats
• Save

Okay, so in anticipation of the 90th Academy Awards, I'm gonna be sending in Team Coco: Miguel◊ (death) and Héctor◊ (death)! Technically the latter shouldn't be here since it isn't Day of the Dead yet, and lore-wise, no one in the Land of the Living can see him unless they play that cursed guitar, which transports them to the Land of the Dead. So unless there's a tribute who can see dead people, Héctor is effectively in stealth mode.

And some new events:

• (Player1) finds (Player2) so hot that (he/she1) gets a nosebleed.
• (Player1) paints a hole on the ground and hides in it. (Player2) tries to dive in but hits (his/her2) head on it. (non-fatal)
• (Player1) paints a hole on the side of a cliff. (He/She1) steps aside and lets a train pass through, running over (Player2). (fatal)
• (Player1) accidentally presses (Player2)'s Berserk Button and quickly apologizes for it.
• (Player1) accidentally presses (Player2)'s Berserk Button and quickly gets killed for it.

Gee, I've been apologizing a lot last season, haven't I?

And next runner, don't forget to fix the spelling of "hallucinates" in the "hot harem" event.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 14th 2022 at 2:20:40 AM

TFW a small child wins the season.

Anyway, I’m gonna be nominating more BNHA tributes, because I’m a masochist - Ochako Uraraka and Tooru Hagakure. Both are female - and yes, Tooru is invisible. This should be fun...

I'm up for both running and hosting the next season.

Team God

• Godzilla◊
• God◊

Nice, Suzumi made it to the podium! Good job, even though your death was fucking disgusting. And, uh, better luck next time, EX-Suzumi?

Nightmare◊ and Dark Mind◊

Reserves: Aoji Shitodo◊ and Hooaka Shitodo◊

Some fatal event suggestions:

(Player1) boots (Player2) up so high (he/she2) burns up on reentry.

After shooting an arrow through (Player1)'s knee, (Player2) snaps the bow in half and strangles (Player1) to death with it.

(Player1)'s death glare burns a hole through (Player2)'s chest.

edited 4th Mar '18 2:03:26 PM by InfinityRyujin

Shit, already?

Also, I am back from the dead... Wooo. Anyways...

Team OOPS! All monster girls!: Mantis◊ and Ushi-Oni◊ (To the runner: Be careful when browsing death pics for these two. Their source material is... special.)

Event: (Player 1) sticks (his/her1) thumbs in (Player 2)'s eyes and hangs on until (he/she2)'s dead. (Fatal to P2. P1 gets a kill.)

edited 3rd Mar '18 6:11:28 PM by Eredars

While on the canadian restaurant chain kick, here's Booster Juice◊ and A&W◊

Dark Samus (Death◊) and Happy Mask Salesman (Death◊)

Team Giving These Two Another Chance: Goku Black◊ and Zamasu◊

The Ouendan◊ and the Elite Beat Agents◊

Missingno◊ and Bit◊

And an event:

(Player1) throws a magic book at (Player2), trapping (him/her2) inside. (fatal)

edited 3rd Mar '18 6:59:48 PM by Zanreo

Here we go, Team Clingpacagon: Cling On◊ and Alpaca◊ (both female)

This one will make sense if you've watched Vinesauce Miitopia.

Here's Gray Fox (Metal Gear) and Gray Fox (Elder Scrolls)◊

Team upcoming combatants: Jotaro Kujo◊ and Kenshiro◊

Suggestion for lethal event:

(Player1) tells (Player2) "Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"

edited 3rd Mar '18 7:52:37 PM by GrafVonTirol

Already have that type of event as "You are already dead"

That, and some people don’t know Japanese.

A generic version and a specific version that's a Shout-Out.

• (Player1) finds a Gate to Hell and conquers the underworld.
• (Player1) conquers the underworld by taking a highway to Hell.

@23727 - Sincerest thanks, 9k1.

TEAM CLAP YOUR HANDS EVERYBODY IF YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES: 'cause I'm Kurtis Blow◊ (death pic◊) and I want you to know that these are The Breaks◊ (death pic◊)!

I already have an event based on the infamous line from Snakes on a Plane (I replaced "snakes" with "tributes"), so here's the real deal since plane events are already a thing:

• (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) explore an old plane and discovers that it's full of snakes. (Player1) says (he/she1) has had enough and starts killing the snakes.

And in a similar vein to the above events I posted:

• (Player1) ascends a stairway to Heaven and conquers Heaven.

I'm about to go to bed soon, so here's one of the three arena events I have planned.

HEAVEN ARENA EVENT

• The tributes have to sent to Heaven for some divine intervention.
• (Player1) escapes God's judgement and descends a stairway to Heaven.
• (Player1) is judged by God and is killed for (his/her1) sins.
• A group of archangels gang up on (Player1) and (Player2) and impale them on the Gates to Heaven.
• (Player1) slays a bunch of archangels as (he/she1) attempts to conquer Heaven, but is burned alive in holy light by God.
• Jesus shows up on horseback and smites (Player1) and (Player2) with the Word of God.
• (Player1) sees a portal to Hell and shoves (Player2) in it to be punished in Hell.

The Jesus one is based on the Book of Revelations, for those wondering.

edited 3rd Mar '18 10:55:45 PM by TheGamechanger

Pumbaa◊ from The Lion King and Stryk Redkite◊ (female) from Redwall

Database question: Should I arrange the works alphabetically discounting the footnotes or alphabetically then chronologically if applicable?

Probably the latter.

Can't sleep, so here's the Hell Arena Event. Also, for the Heaven Arena Event, originally I was going to have the archangels crucify tributes on the Gates to Heaven, but I felt that wouldn't be right.

HELL ARENA EVENT

• Satan summons the tributes to Hell just to screw with them.
• The Grim Reaper gives the finger to Satan and has (Player1) escape Hell.
• Satan tortures (Player1) to a slow death for his own amusement.
• A group of demons gang up on (Player1) and (Player2) and beat them to death.
• (Player1) shoves (Player2) into the Hellfire to burn for all eternity.
• (Player1) slays a bunch of demons as (he/she1) attempts to conquer Hell, but Satan puts a stop to it by devouring (his/her1) body and soul.
• (Player1) sees a portal to Heaven and attempts to escape by going to Heaven, but the angels mistake (him/her1) as an invading demon and kill (him/her1).

edited 4th Mar '18 12:55:06 AM by TheGamechanger

I nominate Reddit◊ and Tumblr◊.

Main: Kitaeri◊ (Death Pic◊) & President Snow◊ (Death Pic◊)

(Player 1) hits (Player 2) with a sword made of pixelated diamonds. (Fatal)

(Player 1) pours a bucket of water at (Player 2).

(Player 1) pours a bucket of lava at (Player 2) (Fatal)

(Player 1) cracks open (Player 2)'s skull with a pickaxe made of pixelated diamonds. (Fatal)

(Player 1) straps (Player 2) onto a minecart loaded with TNT bombs and pushes it towards a pit of lava. (Fatal)

(Player 1) accuses (Player 2) for being a milk drinker.

edited 4th Mar '18 12:52:17 AM by Mhazard