Hunger Games Simulator

Raiden, Kitana, you both had one effing job...

*Cough, Cough*

Why do people get addicted to this stuff?

It appears Kosuzu is bad cigarettes.

Kanga noooooooo!

Well, I have to look on the bright side. Barfee and Frankie are still alive, and 3 of my tributes have to die anyway.

Lookdown fish is gonna need some therapy.

I'll be able to run the next season, so I'm going to try to turn 2 of the 3 events I added that aren't gender-neutral yet into gender-neutral ones in the gag save.

The Bowser quote events are an easier fix than the Luke, I Am Your Father event, so I'll fix those first. I'm still debating how to turn the Luke, I Am Your Father event gender-neutral without sacrificing the context, though I am starting to have an idea of how to do it.

Battle Music

• The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth - Matricide

edited 4th May '17 2:26:30 PM by TheGamechanger

What about an event where one tribute just straight-up tells the other that they are their parent? It's a bit bland compared to the iconic Luke, I Am Your Father event, but it worked for me in 9k1 Games.

• Night 6
  • Tenmu cannot grasp the true form of Giegue! I think that's why she wets the bed every night.
  • That's four surgeries in one night. Good job, Glyde!
  • Natalie shows two video game characters and a robin a silent film, and naturally, they lose interest.
  • Lookdown finds a chainsaw, probably the same one that AU-S124!Generic Goldfish used to rip AU-S124!Lord English to shreds.
  • Wendavesprite insults Scout's Boyish Short Hair; she retaliates by pulling the sword from his abdomen and aggrieving him.
  • Bugs/Satan is a match made in    HELL   , and so is Houdini/Takenouchi. Thanks, Scaramouche and USH Guy.
  • ARIN WINS! AGAIN!
  • Barfée lets Lady Una join her lover.
• Day 7
  • The forms of Giegue's colon polyps were inexplicable!
  • Scaramouche and USH Guy are now flopping uselessly like a literal fish out of water.
  • Scout's too young to be your mother, Frankie!
  • No need to give her The Talk, Takenouchi.
  • European Robin tries killing God the same way Gustave tried killing Satan, but unsurprisingly, He also survives.
  • Don't crocodiles usually hide in the water, with just their eyes and snouts peeking above the surface?
  • Satan tries avoiding directly insulting Kosuzu about her books by eternally damning her spelling instead.
• Deaths: Davesprite, American Robin, and Lady Una Troubridge. I deliberately wrote Davesprite's death based on the death pic I chose for him. Also, I wasn't willing to search for a dead robin, so...

edited 4th Jul '17 2:09:19 AM by TroperNo9001

I'm thinking "(Player1) angrily yells at (Player2) for killing (his/her1) parent. (Player2) corrects (him/her1), saying "No, I am that parent."

This way the gender of the parent is identifiable while the event itself is gender-neutral.

Battle Music

• The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth - Ventricide

edited 4th May '17 7:16:21 PM by TheGamechanger

Tarumi's face is just perfect for this season.

Earlier she was completely unfazed by USH Guy's Robotic Reveal, and now she seems really annoyed that she's having to do that particular explanation.

Well, Scout Finch is probably about the same age as Madame Foster, since T Ka M is in the Great Depression, and Madame Foster was about 70-80 in the mid-2000s, so maybe Frankie's onto something.

No, robin!

Ah, at least there's many other robins that just hang out in this area. They're everywhere, doing the shimmy in the yards and road like robins do.

• Night 7
  • A divine vs. mortal fight? I can see where this is going...
  • Once again, Scout's back underground doing divine duties with her believers.
  • The Gecko Cult is such an Ungrateful Bastard that it blows up Glyde into dusty smithereens.
  • Tarumi finds out about Tenmu's bedwetting problem and bullies her.
  • But Lookdown doesn't even look cute...
  • Rape Is a Special Kind of Evil, especially when one of the rapist's a young girl and a crocodile's involved.
  • That birb sure knows how to dodge those FALCON PAWNCHES and FALCON KICKS!
  • Bugs meets the Inevitable Waterfall and tries paddling the other way, with predictable results.
• Day 8
  • Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll, yo.
  • The tables have turned for Satan; now he's the one being given eternal damnation!
  • Roast robin, anyone?
  • Giegue asks Barfée if he's the most worthy one out of the harem, but the spelling bee contestant cannot grasp his true form and kicks him out of it.
  • From this point forward, Lookdown Fish shall be known as Booger Barfshorts.
  • Tarumi gets frozen and shattered by some cold-bloods.
  • Said article has a lot of snark about how she discovered an underground civilization and became its goddess.
• Suddenly, everyone's at Claret Hollows!
  • Captain Falcon wrestles a crocodile and PAWNCHES him into some spikes.
  • The Gecko Cult scouts Scout and makes her pay for not leaving her civilization.
  • That Giant Enemy Crab must be really hungry.
  • Houdini does what an escape artist does.
  • This time, God's immortality is tested, by none other than Booger Barfshorts.
• Deaths: I would just leave this here due to the sheer number of deaths this update, but for the sake of those who can't access Postimage: Glyde, Frankie Foster, Bugs Bunny, European Robin, Takenouchi no Tarumi, Gustave, Scout Finch, William Barfée, God, Scaramouche and USH Guy (as one tribute), and Tenmu Suitokuin.

edited 5th May '17 3:58:25 AM by TroperNo9001

I'm not surprised that particular tribute of mine is a rapist due to the head-shape.

Battle Music

• The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth - Periculum

I'm not surprised that Houdini managed to escape from that event.

Oh well, there go my last two tributes. They had good times, they had bad times. They lead harems, they taught Sex Ed. Rest In Peace, Frankie Foster and William Barfée.

• Night 8
  • The way that Giegue wrote his diary with proper spelling is inexplicable!
  • I think I'd also want a Captain Falcon bobblehead.
  • All of these geckos must be of the four-clawed variety, camouflaging themselves as Booger Barfshorts hunts them down.
  • Natalie, you perv.
• Feast
  • If there's one thing that Houdini can't escape from, then that's a molten rebar crossbow to the head, courtesy of Sewernose.
  • Booger's definitely up to something, teaming up with an Eldritch Abomination at that.
  • That's either four martinis, or they're all sharing the same one.
  • Kosuzu finishes in her rape victim with one last danmaku duel.
  • Captain Falcon wisely skips the Feast while Natalie feels her sins crawl up her back.
• Day 9
  • Not even Giegue can grasp the true form of his drink!
  • [ALMIGHTY GECKO CULT INTENSIFIES]
  • Well, what did you expect when a fish tries to hack the sim?
  • FALCON PUSH!
• Deaths: Harry Houdini, Arin, Natalie Clifford Barney, and Giegue.

Finale up next! Stay tuned!

I'm rooting for the Cult of Geckos! After all, they were on the first game I hosted.

Final Battle Music

• The Binding of Isaac - My Innermost Apocalypse

Nooooo, the historical figures!

Oh, of COURSE my last two tributes die while I'm asleep. That never happens at all, and is always completely unexpected!

No, they killed Scout Finch! Why Simulator, why!?

Go Lookdown Fish, go! You can do it!

Oh, my mistake Booger!

edited 5th May '17 5:49:13 AM by worldofdrakan

I'm rooting for the Almighty Gecko Cult!

Um, his name is actually Booger Barfshots. Come on, drakan.

edited 5th May '17 5:48:03 AM by TacoBadger

• Night 9
  • Kosuzu watches some Bullet Hell fireworks.
  • There's a gecko hunter nearby.
  • Booger Barfshorts continues "talking" strategy, this time with Captain Falcon.
  • Sewernose forgets the number one rule if you ever get stuck in quicksand: don't panic.
• Day 10
  • Said gecko hunter is Falcon, who has just chopped himself up some tails.
  • Kosuzu strums a quick Touhou song on her guitar before smashing Booger's fishbowl.
  • Deaths: Sewernose de Bergerac, Almighty Gecko Cult, and Booger Barfshorts Lookdown Fish.
• The Finale!
  • The final two tributes have a rock-climbing race, but it ends horrifically.
• Placements
• Death Summary
• Stats
• Save

Technically, Captain Falcon was the most murderous for killing two group tributes: the Sailor Guardians and the Almighty Gecko Cult.

And with that, I shall nominate Team Koopa Troopa: Green Koopa◊ (death◊) and Red Koopa◊ (death◊). inb4 Green Koopa falls into a pit and dies.

Kaban-chan/Bag◊ (being eaten face◊) and Ashi.◊ (death face◊)

Bubble Bass◊ (death face◊) and August Kuratov◊, (death face◊), the diabolical mastermind standing against the Soviet superheroes!

edited 5th May '17 7:25:31 AM by arcada188

Team Gunslingers: Erron Black◊ and Revy◊

Team Jedi and Sith: Satele Shan◊ and Darth Malgus◊

Well, guess what, I'm back for real now biatches, and boy do I have some characters I wanna throw in.

First batch - my personal OTP, Kazuichi Souda and Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu

Second batch, as reserves - two of my favourite characters of all time, Nagito Komaeda and Gundam Tanaka.

So have any new memes or trends in the Games been noted during my absence? XD