Hunger Games Simulator

And just like that, George is the laat one standing. Wow, RNG. Just wow.

Come on George! Get on the Ho F again for your fallen twin and your fellow redheaded pranksters!

Is history gonna repeat for George?

And my bunbuns are just having some Alolan fun.

So, when's the next update?

In about 1-3 hours.

Alas, poor 2B Pencil.

The day may be over, but the pranking and/or egg hunting continues!

RECOMMENDED LISTENING: Super Smash Bros. Brawl - Mike's Theme (English)

NIGHT TWO◊

• D'awwwww, snuggle buddies. Wait, no that's a bad idea.
• Oh, hey, you're on the run from the Global Occult Coalition too? Awesome, maybe we can be bffs.
• Tiny Tiger is also in the DK Rap reboot for some reason.
• Humpty refuses to give Alec his carrots.
• Okay, no. Don't do this pls simulator.
• Hipopo and Tamayo both have the title of Fire Lord... but there can be only one, and they've got all these lightsabers to settle the score with... ??????
• Killer rabbit kills a rabbit. D:
• "Listen Troper, I think you should stop nominating Spyro. Maybe nominate Hunter instead? I wonder how long he'll last..."
• The most dangerous limbo.
• WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WALUIGI IS NUMBER ONE RUSE MASTER!
• Senator Armstrong rounds up his newest security team.
• RIP Double D. D:
• Of course Emperor Joker would do that. grumblegrumble

DAY THREE◊

• George names the Kaiju Fred.
• Pocket President Sato can't find any carrots to give Alec either.
• BANDANA WADDLE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
• Okay well even though Mad Mod / Lucas is my No Yay, it's a good thing they saved Tewi from drowning in Waluigi's chocolate!
• Humpty Dumpty's ensuing Wild Take shatters him into many little pieces.
• Grievous manages not to get buzzed out this time.
• Cala Maria orders a Spongebob classic.
• Apparently the boys are back in town! (the boys are back in towwwwwwwn)
• They buffed Rabbid Peach in Mario + Rabbids. Hmmm...
• Wait... is that where Waluigi got the chocolate from?!
• Bunnelby plows through the cognitohazards and makes a significant breakthrough regarding Bit Man and its associated SCP.
• My headcanon is that Hipopo and Tamayo aren't strong enough yet to take on Emperor Joker. That's also my headcanon. Emperor Joker's in this game.
• Speaking of Emperor Joker, wow.
• Senator Armstrong cannot handle just how... off-setting the Time Cube theory is.
• Okay how about don't draw Beppi at all pls thx.
• It's a romance between killers! How horrible.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊: Velvet, Double D

NIGHT THREE◊

• Lucas you might as well be arguing with Gigyas even though that's Earthbound I'm referring to
• NOVELTY FEATURE! Your pocket prez can also cuss!
• SCP-REDACTED has been neutralized. Classification of Zombo.com in the Foundation database pending.

RECOMMENDED LISTENING: Kangaroos

• The Sorceress wants to execute Bianca for treason.
• Four rabbits enter, one rabbit survives.
• George, no!!! ...wait. Wait. It's okay. He's not the Fire Lord(s). That's good.
• Believing that the only way to beat Emperor Joker is to confound him at his own game, McDonalds Joker proposes to wed the Time Cube theory. He gets denied.
• Bandana Waddle Dee wants to be the very best, like no one ever was.
• TEWI NO WHY Aaaaaaaaaaaaa
• Beppi/Mad Mod? I don't ship anyone with Mad Mod.
• Senator Armstrong's omelet is denied to him... for today.
• Oh good, looks like this enclosed instruction book can help Mario on how to auto-revive his comrades.
• Toast gets toasty.
• The hunters will be disappointed to learn that this rabbit is made of white chocolate.
• There is a dearth of Pokemon x Monty Python (and the Holy Grail) crossover fanfiction on the internet. Please fill this gap as soon as possible thanks
• SPECIAL: Cuphead and Mugman cups and mugs for your ice cream!

DAY FOUR◊

• Zombo.com gets OUTRUSED. Welp.
• I told you, you ain't got rhythm if you dance with Time Cube!
• More gross shipping. This time it's Bunnelby/Harley Quinn.
• "I'd like to give you a toast to your success, but I have only one of me to give!"
• Unbeknownst to Bianca, the bike was wiped from the very timeline of the season. Only she remembers the bike. Only her.
• Both Fire Lords think about winning against each other.
• Will Chargeman Ken defeat Angry Egg? Tune in next update, folks, same bat-simulation, same bat-thread!
• LUCAS NO!!! CONFOUND THAT HUMPTY, HE DRIVES ME TO DRINK
• There's a disembodied floating sentient Bowser head somewhere... or just Dry Bowser. That works too.
• GEORGE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE TEARING ME APART SIMULATION
• And the other killer rabbit has been put down. O:
• McDonalds Joker says what I'm thinking. Is he saying what you're thinking, troper?

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊: Bit Man, Alec Azam, AU K. Rabbit of Caerbannog, Rabbid Peach, Tewi, Zombo.com, Lucas, George, George Lucas, Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

NEXT UPDATE IN 12 - 14 HOURS!

Sigh. That was pitiful. All of my tributes did an awful job this season. At least George didn't go all angsty.

edited 1st Apr '18 10:04:11 PM by Psychedelicate

Bit Man... what are you doing? and now you're dead :c

Meanwhile Hipopo and Tamayo are just increasing in power.... of course they're thinking about winning now

edited 1st Apr '18 10:15:03 PM by Zanreo

Buneary managed to outpsycho one of the Trope Namers for Killer Rabbit! Also, she survives this. (ding!)

And I'm glad Harley's not the mother of that random baby Pokémon Bunnelby found.

And with both sets of redhead Trickster Twins taken out fast, I've a feeling that the RNG is doing a good job at Shooing Out the Clowns.

edited 1st Apr '18 10:40:57 PM by TroperNo9001

I didn't sign up for all this No Yay.

Hopefully not literally!

Funny that we have so many rabbits in this season, because the Battle Royale is next up and my only podium finisher... is a guy whose villain name is Rabbit, because he wears a hoodie with rabbit ears.

Heh, guess we should've nominated Elmer Fudd since it's "Wabbit Season".

inb4 one of the remaining bunbuns gets involved in the Duck Season, Rabbit Season event.

Nice little coincidence there. And Mario's floating head doesn't seem to have an antagonist from what I can gather from Youtube Poop. But there was a Wario head in one of the commercials for one of the Game Boy games.

And Senator Armstrong starting a dance craze with a Time Cube?

Alec, I am disappoint. And with him dead, I no longer care about that troll. I think I'll be preparing Long Haul and Dumbledore for the Battle Royale.

But I'm happy that the RNG didn't turn George all angsty again.

And I think I want to nickname this season as "the No Yay Season".

edited 2nd Apr '18 6:24:57 AM by dave_the_assassin

le sigh

Holy FUCK, Humpty! And wow, why does it seem that everyone wants Bianca this Season, and in more ways than one apparently?

edited 2nd Apr '18 7:54:35 AM by worldofdrakan

x3 Sometimes I think the Simulator has a mind of its own... Is this some kind of sick April Fool prank on its behalf? Or the last one, where Flowey tried to trick y'all into thinking I rigged the Season?

Today is April 2nd. All pranking is now outlawed under punishment of getting pranked back.

RECOMMENDED LISTENING: Mega Man 2 (NES) Soundtrack - TTGD's 8BitStereo

NIGHT FOUR◊

• Angry Egg loses part of its shell.
• Bianca attempts to stop Time Cube's reign of incomprehensabilitism once and for all. Unfortunately for her, the train is running according to the very physics of the Time Cube.
  • Meanwhile, on the very same train, the Fire Lord and Lady, the Pocket Prez and the Mad Mod botch a robbery and get a five-star rating.
• Bandana Waddle Dee's quest to be the very best hits a wall, and some of the more deadly tributes tell him what they think.
• A troll fails to get up on the hydra's back.
• Zero Two resets toast's gains.
• Tiny mourns the death of the troll, and cradles his decapitated head in his arms.
• Cala Maria unlocks her final form, Super Saiyan Werewolf Gorgon Mermaid Cala Maria.

DAY FIVE◊

• They may not be as physically or psychically powerful as Emperor Joker, but Hipopo and Tamayo have found a way to spook the clown.
• "Always dress for success. By the way, you won't make it as one of my elite. Give me a reason why I should call you 'Grievous'," he says before ripping off his own shirt.
• Toast/Harley Quinn?
• "The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump!"

RECOMMENDED LISTENING: Digital Underground - Humpty Dance

• NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BANDANA WADDLE DEE!!! I wanted you to win ;_; Also this is a perfect chance for Chargeman Ken and Angry Egg to get at each other's throats as per the earlier prophecy.
• Buneary/Bunnelby, a pairing that makes sense for once.
• Mario Head finds bug catching hard without the help of the Bug Catcher.
• Well, now I guess we know the limits of the Time Cube's theory. RIP Pocket Prez.
• Hey, just a reminder that WALUIGI TIME will soon be a thing again. Here's to hoping it overshadows Time Cube.
• Werewolf Gorgon Cala Maria opens an ice cream parlor and somehow this happens.
• Joker McDonald's been taking his rejection very... not well.
• I'm glad Mad Mod day isn't a thing. No more psychedelic, potentially lethal pranks, please.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊: A troll, Bandana Waddle Dee, Pocket President Sato

RECOMMENDED LISTENING: God Hand - Smoking Roll

NIGHT FIVE◊

• I wonder if Waluigi set the chocolate fountain on fire? You know, to cover his tracks?
• That's right Bianca you better 105% that fkn creep
• Perhaps Tiny also has regrets about killing Bandana Waddle Dee?
• Same shirt and hair color. But that's not important. What I wanna know is... where's Perry?
• Breakfast discussions go the reverse psychology route.
• Buneary Bunnelby does the impossible and steals the Werewolf Gorgon's kidney.
• I am not touching this six tribute event.
• Hipopo and Tamayo show the floating Mario Head how to revive a person, although that doesn't teach him how to cast Reraise properly.
• Zero Two confirmed for Season 4 of Killer Instinct!

DAY SIX◊

• Ow.
• I don't know what happened, but I think Tiny was very traumatized. RIP.
• Grievous leads the charge to get his lightsabers back from the Fire Lord and Lady. He succeeds, but now has to split his lightsaber collection with the other participants. Not sure if he'll take it well.
• Or is this just Emperor Joker's subtle sorcery at play again? And is it subtle at all?
• Beppi now has to (spoilers for Spyro: Year of the Dragon) face Bianca off in the Super Bonus Round in a hovercraft dogfight.
• Senator Armstrong catches on to Mad Mod's creepiness.
• This egg's got a Dreamworks face!
• ANGRY EGG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU BETRAYED MY TRUST, WALUIGI. WE WILL BRING YOU TO JUSTICE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
• The absurdity of Time Cube and this event is up there with that Zombo.com shirt event I mentioned earlier, but what's an Ototototototel and a nananananap?

FALLEN TRIBUTES:◊ Tiny Tiger, Hipopo and Tamayo, Angry Egg

NEXT UPDATE IN 6 - 8 HOURS!

edited 2nd Apr '18 10:43:15 AM by Mk_97

Not gonna lie, I'm REALLY rooting for Bianca here.

For Night 5, it was Bunnelby, not Buneary who stole Cala Maria's kidney.

And wow, Waluigi. Using my own event to kill someone. He's gettin' in the groove. Or he went mad from being so lonely.

edited 2nd Apr '18 10:39:29 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

Aw. D:

Aaaand RIP the rest of my tributes. I guess they'd need to be that many to take down Hipopo and Tamayo at this point...

Ken: Yo mama breeds like a rabbit... because she is, and her Trainer was looking for the perfect Nature!

And Bunbunshipping. How cute.

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffft.

RECOMMENDED LISTENING: Crash Bandicoot: N. Sane Trilogy - Jungle (Bonus - Crash Bandicoot 2)

NIGHT SIX◊

• Toast is also a certified surgeon. Still not sure if it's the same piece of toast that won back then.
• I don't ship anyone or anything with The Joker either.
• Metal Gear Rising confirmed for Nintendo Switch, with special Waluigi costume for Senator Armstrong.
• Bianca so savage that she incidentally vaporizes all of Harley Quinn's social media accounts. With magic. Wonder what prompted that?
• Chargeman Ken turns against his red-haired friend and the red hat guy.
• Buneary confirmed for hacked moveset!
• There's too much squicky pairings going on aaaagh
• Humpty Dumpty gets scrambled.

TIS A SHAME, THOUGH, I WANTED TO SEE WHAT HUMPTY DUMPTY WOULD DO AT◊ THE FEAST◊

• RIP Buneary Bunnelby and Grievous, drank too much.
• Waluigi!Armstrong is a horrible jerk. RIP Bianca.
• LOOK OUT!!! IT'S THE BUNNY-EATING CHOCOLATE!!!
• Chargeman Ken quickly deals with Mad Mod and the toast.
• RIP Waluigi, drank too much.

DAY SEVEN◊

• Zero Two tries to keep her personality in check.
• Armstrong dON'T AAAAAAAA

RECOMMENDED LISTENING: What's New PussyCat 21 Times and 1 It's Not Unusual

• This is the part where Werewolf Gorgon Cala Maria sends Time Cube to the Shadow Realm, except she can't, because for all we know, the Time Cube may be the Shadow Realm!!! O:
• If the Fire Lord and Lady couldn't beat Emperor Joker, maybe Chargeman Ken will.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊: Joker McDonalds, Mario Head, Beppi the Clown, Humpty Dumpty, Bunnelby, General Grievous, Bianca, Buneary, Mad Mod, Toast, Waluigi

NIGHT SEVEN◊

• Time Cube is always up for a fight, be it children's card game, chess, or the ol' dance off...
• The Rabbit-Eating Chocolate can't seem to fathom Emperor Joker.
• RIP Zero Two. D:
• It would seem that this is Bianca's doing? But isn't she dead?!

DAY EIGHT◊

• Cala Maria wins Alec's chicken, which is again Chicken Boo disguised as a manager disguised as a chicken.
• TIME CUBE NO THE SUN IS A SPHERE AND YOU ARE CUBE AND SQUARE PEGS CAN'T FIT IN ROUND HOLES wait im not sure if that's a 1:1 analogy
• The rest of the tributes practice in order to challenge either Time Cube or Cala Maria...
• ...while Chargeman Ken gets offed by RNG. RIP.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊: Zero Two, Chargeman Ken

FINAL UPDATE IN 5 - 7 HOURS!!!