Shoehorn the above trope into yourself.

Kind of like the shoehorn the above trope into your avatar, but for yourself.

The Hero.

I fight for equality for LGBT people.

The Hedonist.

5% of my time on the Internet is spent looking for that stuff, so yeah..

Grey-and-Gray Morality

While I really try to be nice to my friends I can be very indifferent to strangers as they terrify me. In terms of alignment I would consider myself Chaotic Neutral but not in the way this website defines it, I feel the description here is a tiny and extreme fragment of the true alignment. Overall it does not need too much shoehorning I think.

Enigmatic Minion

Why do I troll people, anyway? Good? Evil? Just plain amusement?

Biggus Dickus.

Yeah, no.

Battle Aura.

I fear losing my family members.

Butt-Monkey

edited 14th Dec '15 7:11:17 AM by Superjohn

Considering the amount of shit mddle school brought me......

Team Mom or Team Dad

edited 14th Dec '15 6:53:17 PM by Landorkus

I played The Sims 3 once.

Eldritch Abomination.

No.

Ear Worm

I remember songs from years ago. Even ones from when I was an elementary schooler.

All Women Are Lustful.

Bump

I had a girl really take a liking to me a couple of years back. Thing was, she was 14 and I was 16, and she was also really, really forward. I couldn't say anything other than no. She was terrible.

Badass Longcoat.

edited 3rd Jan '16 5:50:54 AM by trashconverters

Averted: I prefer jackets.

True Companions.

My best friend from my childhood. From elementary through high school, there was no better way to describe us as.

Gonk

Since I went straight to sleep after I saw this thread.

I have a tendency to feel attracted to women who are like that, even when I know I don't have a chance with them.

I played a lot of the Godfather video game when I was younger and, in addition to liking putting my character in an outfit like that. The game itself also gives the stronger mooks longer coats.

I have a group of friends from Real Life that helped me get out of my social shell, I feel very thankful to them for helping me with that. And I wonder how one of them is, since I never saw her since then.

I tend to feel overly brawny men are unnatractive. Kratos being the first example that comes to my mind.

Red Baron

edited 3rd Jan '16 5:59:09 AM by SaintDeltora

Subverted into Small Name, Big Ego, since I used to like making up grandiose titles for myself despite being really nothing too special. Fortunately, I generally had the maturity not to share them with others. Nowadays I tend to do that shit in a self aware tongue in cheek manner.

On a side note, my current name is The Artifact of those days.

Mind Rape.

Thankfully averted. Except for this fanfic....

Ambiguously Bi

bump

I got a boyfriend. Is he the exception to the rule? I dunno.

Troll

I have been known to sink into troll habits if I'm in that kind of environment. It's why I tend to stay out of that environment in the first place.

The Ace

I AM remarkably talented in vídeo games and also quite smart. Many people havê said that I tend to waste my talentos though.

Broken Ace

I'm pretty smart and fairly good looking, but not the most confident in the world.

Blind Mistake

edited 5th Jan '16 8:40:03 PM by lewattoo

I, once mistook my cat for a pillow.
Took A Level In Cynicism