Theorist Edgemaster
Well, they say love is always the secret ingredient...
Waiter, why is there no soup in this bowl?
A hero is made when you make a choice.
I'm back, I guess.
Oh, dang it! I forgot to put the soup in there!
Waiter! Cheesy-animated anime battles are in my soup!
I can't think of a good signature.
Oh Captain!~
I'm sorry, the chef must've misinterpreted your request for extra cheese.
Waiter! Ultra Greed's ass is in my soup!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Well, that is a good ass.
Waiter, there's a communion wafer in my soup!
Bonnie's Artistic Cousin
Oh, come on, you gonna stop Jesus from taking a bath?
Waiter, there's a banhammer in my soup!
Current Project: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
Braids From S286 Not Included
You've been banned from this restaurant for eternity.
Waiter, there's a wheelchair in my soup!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
The Video Guy
Well, Stephen Hawking's not using it anymore...
Waiter, there's a "TOO SOON!" in my soup.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Oh Captain!~
Take back your joke and it'll go away, lest you be haunted by Stephen Hawking's ghost for the rest of your life.
Waiter! There's a glass of wine just chillin' in my soup!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Not Sherlock Holmes
W-what you say? I was *hic* ‘nt paying attention,
Waiter! Gutsman’s Ass is in my soup!
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Not a Fragile Flower
Slap that ass and slap it good?
Waiter, The Knights Who Say 'Nih' are in my soup. "Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC
The Video Guy
I'll get you a soup with "it" in it.
Waiter, there's a pair of moldy old pants in my soup.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
my current job
Yeah, the head chef has never fully moved on from his grandfather's death. I'll get you a replacement.
Waiter! There's PANTHERS
in my soup!
Not a Fragile Flower
Kitties!
Waiter, there's a thread in need of a bump in my soup. "Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC
Braids From S286 Not Included
(knocks the soup bowl over) There you go!
Waiter, this soup is cursed!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Waiter! There's a severed buttock in my soup!
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Jul 23rd 2019 at 5:01:16 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Oh Captain!~
So that's where my Ultra Greed soup went!
Waiter! My soup bowl is invisible!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
my current job
Just give it a minute for the asset to load.
Waiter! There's a Max and Dave Fleischer cartoon in my soup!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Theorist Edgemaster
Sigh... I'll unzip your pants for you. The things I do for a good tip...
Waiter, why is nothing in my soup? I heard that the craziest things appear in the soup of this establishment. So disappointing...
A hero is made when you make a choice.
Bonnie's Artistic Cousin
Sorry, the last customer just ordered one soup "with everything"...
Waiter, there's an asteroid in my soup!
Current Project: Incorruptible Pure PurenessIf it's full of Quantonium, then I need to have a stern talk with a certain chef with a fetish for giants about how there's a time and a place. Did I Just Say That Out Loud?
Waiter! Mad-Eye Moody's magical eyeball is in my soup!
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Jul 30th 2019 at 9:23:06 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.bump for clarification
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Sire, I'll get you a replacement eyeball for the soup you ordered
Waiter! There's a paper and quill in my soup! In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
Ah yes, we got tired of complaints being shouted across the room, so we provided writing implements so you can write down your complaint and fold it into a paper airplane instead.
Waiter! There's a decapitated corpse in my soup!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Bonnie's Artistic Cousin
Okay, okay, don't lose your head over it...
Waiter! There's a fanwar in my soup!
Current Project: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
Well, you ordered the turtle soup.
Waiter, there's yo momma in my soup! Eh?