The strangest thing you've said today...

Not to double post in the same day but

"My final masterpiece: Walrus Dracula"

"I'm not saying that a collection agency is the worst place to make a prank call, but dude...you can do better." I should note that this comes from someone that works in collections

Edited by Explosivo25 on Feb 27th 2020 at 9:07:29 AM

"Customers gonna be custom."

"It's so off the wall it's gotta be Jojo. Rabbit or otherwise."

"Welp, gotta get the cows ready for their veggie burger breakfast."

"Australians should wise up, import some dong pills."

Edited by trashconverters on Mar 1st 2020 at 3:40:09 AM

"How do we make an AI want to please guests? I KNOW! MAKE THEM FALL QUIETLY AND OBSESSIVELY IN LOVE WITH THEIR GUESTS AND NEVER EVER STOP"

"OBSESSION TO THE RESCUE!"

"I knew that balcony around the waist had a purpose!"

"...then again, I don't know if anyone in (story) gives me a 'you definitely murdered someone before this shit started' vibe."

(Context: this is in regards to an oc-based Danganronpa fanfic)

Edited by Explosivo25 on Mar 5th 2020 at 7:23:27 AM

"Runaway pocket!"

I am taking a sewing refresher course. A fluke breeze sent a pattern piece flying.

Edited by FarseerLolotea on Mar 5th 2020 at 10:21:52 AM

"BEHOLD, A MUFFIN!"

"Yes, Mom, my utility function for this fried chicken has a t^-1 dimension."

“Top hat, question mark!”

"When I was a kid, I saw the Time once. I don't remember what Time was like. I just remember the feeling".

"I'm gunna spend my Coronavirus money on a tattoo of the Coronavirus"

“One of my boobs is literally falling down!”

"Of course the apocalypse would have kitty dwarves."

Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts.

Edited by FarseerLolotea on Mar 16th 2020 at 11:26:13 AM

"Stepford Trashbears."

See previous.

Edited by FarseerLolotea on Mar 17th 2020 at 8:55:45 AM

"Is this like witch racism or something?"

"Ealdred the renaissance bear."

Hubby created an NPC via rolling randomly on tables. To summarize: first, he got a werebear; then, it turned out that she owned a farm; then, it turned out that she was also into music, astronomy, and alchemy.

Edited by FarseerLolotea on Mar 28th 2020 at 2:47:36 AM

"'We're adults here', says the guy in the pikachu onesie"

"Can't we just murder their hats?"

"So...skittermanders low-key are Heavy Worlders."

A new Starfinder rulebook just dropped, detailing the Veskarium and a few unaligned planets. Among other things: it was revealed that the cutest aliens in the setting hail from a world with half-again standard gravity, thus indirectly explaining why they take no penalty to Strength despite being the size of three-year-old kids.

Edited by FarseerLolotea on Mar 28th 2020 at 2:50:46 AM

"Oh, so like Victorian creepypasta!"

I was watching a show on myths and they discussed the rise of "penny dreadfuls" in 19th century England. The target audience, how widespread they were due to being so easy to produce, and arguably being looked down upon as literature all made me think of creepypasta. I now think it'd be cool if someone made a Retraux illustrated chapbook about say, Slenderman

Edited by MikeK on Mar 31st 2020 at 8:13:38 AM

"It's so eighties that I can see that blonde with big hair and leather pants."