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Noot Noot Noot! Noot, noot Pingas? Noot noot... What?
Killed by a ninja, because I just got ![[nja]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/user_ninja_2074.png "[nja]"){kind=small}
'd.
TNP is a talking troper.
Edited by Kappaclystica on May 24th 2020 at 6:57:34 AM
A "Shut Up!" Gunshot spilled the contents of my stomach all over the organs next to it. Acid is a nasty way to go.
The next poster is putting on a hazmat suit.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
I don’t put it on correctly and I’m irradiated. I die.
TNP is editing a TV Tropes article.
eh
its on july 7. the site crashes, and i lose thousands of words in my edit.
i do not die physically, but internally? i'm deader than disco.
TNP is a cat.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
My human thoughtlessly gives me a ball of yarn to play with and I choke myself to death with it.
The next poster is reading bad fanfics.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
sick down from the bones to the other side
one fanfic is so horrendous that I take the phrase "eye bleach" literally and pour an entire bottle of Clorox bleach into my eyes, before drinking another whole gallon and dying of chlorine poisoning
TNP is at a cosplay convention A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
The man behind the slaughter
I'm invited back by a Mileena cosplayer, only for her to be the real deal and get eaten alive.
TNP taking a swim in a pool.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Title
I drown because the ladders were suddenly removed.
TNP does their hair.
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
I brush it so vigorously that it catches on fire. The fire then spreads to a nearby hairspray bottle which explodes and blows my face off.
The next poster is going on a road trip.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
I accidentally hit a tree and my car explodes. I die.
TNP is thinking about what to post in this thread.
Edited by jaketroper on Jul 11th 2020 at 7:12:00 AM
eh
a foot fetishist serial killer makes their move, cuts off my feet and then makes an escapade. atleast i made it into the news.
TNP is a dog.
I’m a space pirate, give me your moon rocks.
I'm born in the streets, my mother and sole parent swiftly dies, leaving my whole litter and I orphans. Fortunately, someone spots us takes us into a shelter. Unfortunately I end up being one of the many unlucky ones who doesn't end up getting adopted and in the end I'm euthanized by the shelter. Adopt a pet today.
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TNP has to read a long book.
Edited by VidExGuy on Jul 12th 2020 at 2:31:31 AM
Forum signature.
Braids From S286 Not Included
I fall asleep from boredom, unwittingly activating the book's portal. I unfortunately get sucked into a death world because I was reading a grimdark novel.
TNP is having a family reunion.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
The man behind the slaughter
Unfortunately I'm related to Frank Castle, and this is the 2004 movie, so I'm killed by hired killers.
TNP is at a zoo.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
I open the zebras’ exhibit and startle one. It kicks me and I die.
TNP is visiting the Empire State Building.
sick down from the bones to the other side
unfortunately, it happens to be one of the darker times in my life when I visit, and I try to jump off the roof, but before I can some asshole bumps into me and pushes me off by accident
TNP is drinking a nice hot cup of coffee
Edited by KungFuCutBug on Jul 12th 2020 at 11:57:14 AM
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Semain Calm
I discover that I have a debilitating and lethal allergy to coffee. I die, convulsing and in hives on the floor of a Starbucks.
TNP puts on some lotion.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
The Draftsman of Doom
It wasn't lotion. It was wax. I remove it, then accidentally impale myself on a towel rack.
The next poster just threw a stray cat into a thornbush.
Edited by SkyCat32 on Jul 12th 2020 at 9:19:01 AM
Feels good, don't it?
eh
someone recorded it, it gets uploaded to 4chan and i get killed by a mob.
TNP is a teddy bear.
My owner accidentally puts me in the trash. I am disposed of via incineration, a la Toy Story 3.
TNP is a contestant on Jeopardy!
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Watson goes rogue and starts killing all humans, and I'm the first in the line of fire.
The next poster is doing jury duty.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.The accused goes on a Rage Against the Legal System and suicide-bombs the building.
The next poster is extracting pus from an abscess.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
sick down from the bones to the other side
it explodes and I drown in the pus. what a... disgusting way to go.
TNP is attending a magic show (and hasn't been chosen to volunteer for the latest trick) A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Dr. Robotnik has to amputate me.
The next poster is a literal Bitch in Sheep's Clothing.
Feels good, don't it?