That's a HORRIBLE adaptation!

The Human Centipede As a musical.

Edited by shackwave on Sep 16th 2018 at 10:51:34 AM

Ah ah ah...you forgot to offer a response to the above request.

The Eric Andre show as a slice-of-life anime would probably play out like a sequel to the deliberately-banned-for-TV final episode of Excel♡Saga ("Going Too Far"), where things just happen for happening's sake.

As for a Human Centipede musical...can you really call it a musical if all of the cast members are incapable of singing because all but one of them have been forcibly surgically ATM'd together? What's that? Someone already did it? Aww...

My turn...

Let's do a Madea Goes to Jail abridged series...with an all-children cast!

Seems like less of a series and more like a wrongheaded experiment. All it amounts to is a bunch of confused child actors stumbling around the set and spouting off pop culture references and delivering monologues about the subtle racism and sexism propagated by Tyler Perry movies without understanding a word of any of it.

The Grudge, animated by Hanna-Barbera

The girl is just a kind of weird looking Asian Witch girl who's trying to make friends all around the world, but is almost always turned down, which then makes her use her magic to get revenge on the people who despise her. She's also a massive movie buff, who likes to make Movie References constantly. As always, the Animation is stiff, and the characters all have thick outlines.

The Fall of the House of Usher, the 3-Film Epic directed by Peter Jackson

A very overblown three part epic for something that is short like the novel its based on. there would be To many plot threads and original characters that are thrown in.

Dwarf Fortress: The visual novel.

It becomes a mess written in ASCII format to the point only people with a very good programming skill can decipher the first chapter, and that's it.

A Light In The Dark, except you play as the Mysterious Girl, the girl who kidnaps the rich boy.

Lima Syndrome: The Game

Bojack Horseman by Seth Mc Farlane.

bojack would be a unlikable jerk.

Star Wars directed by Michael Bay

Princess Leia is played by the unparalleled Megan Fox, C3PO and R2D2 are turned into grossly offensive African-American stereotypes, and 2/3 of the budget goes into animating the explosions of Alderaan and the Death Star.

O Brother, Where Art Thou? the Shonen manga

Edited by TyeDyeWildebeest on Sep 17th 2018 at 10:00:12 AM

It's in black and white, thus ruining the aesthetic the filmmakers were going for, and there's no dialogue- just punching.

Arrow- the Broadway Musical.

Edited by Spottedleaf on Sep 17th 2018 at 10:56:21 AM

99% of it is musical numbers, the rest of the 1% are shitty fight scenes.

Another fucking musical...This time based on the goddamned Decepticon Justice Division. This can only go well.

It actually goes surprisingly well... until the time comes for Tarn's number...

Dark Souls as a harem anime.

Would get a following for the monster gal crowded.

A Turkish knockoff of Deadpool.

The acting is terrible, the costume looks nothing like Deadpool, and he camera looks like it's from the goddamned 1400s.

Transformers MTMTE-but this time as, what else, a musical. And this time we don't let Tarn fucking sing. Nothing could go wrong this time.

The costumes and sets are amazing, but the writing and music are more like Spiderman: Turn off the Dark- very cheesy and takes itself too seriously. Still, it eventually gains a cult following for how unintentionally funny it is.

A dating sim with the female characters from Chicago.

Edited by Spottedleaf on Sep 18th 2018 at 8:33:46 AM

You will die... a lot. The game simply never gives you a break, as even the most minor mistakes and slip-ups are met with a game over. Pop your gum? Dead. Suspect her of cheating? Dead. Lie to her about your multiple wives?...Okay, in that case a game over would be merited, but still.

Steven Universe the movie, directed by Quentin Tarantino

Steven is a pot-smokimg small-time goon for hire. His door is kicked in one day by three gems who claim his mother and them used to be partners in a big heist. After they split up to lose the heat, the gems haven't seen her or the money again. The problem is, neither has Steven after that day. The four of them go on to unravel a plot full of intrigue, horrific deaths and colourful characters. Some highlights include Pearl stabbing a hitman with the jagged shard of her broken arm and the main villain (spoiler: it's been Greg all along) stuffing the last few pieces of Rose Quartz in a pipe and smoking them.

The Ring directed by James Rolfe

The tape is just a loop of someone dying over and over on the hardest parts of every licensed LJN game ever created. Then the Game Graphic Glitch Gremlin shows up, and things get really weeeeeeeird.

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac as a Saw-style slasher/thriller.

It fails to capture the black comedy-style humor of the original- as such, its attempts to be dark and edgy come across as more narmy than anything else. But at least the effects were decent!

Warrior Cats...the Disney movie.

It's at most a distilled adaptation due to how many book series the original covers, but it's at least the adaptation of the first series. The deaths are less frequent and mostly Gory Discretion Shots, the more significant ones are done Lion King-style, and the musical numbers rival that of fellow cat movie Aristocats.

Cells at Work!: The Medical Textbook.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 27th 2018 at 10:38:21 PM

The title is taken literally as it features various illustrations of anthropomorphics cells and microbes.

Dwarf Fortress directed by Peter Jackson.

A lot of unnecessary side material is added, including a dwarf/elf romance and spontaneous musical numbers.

The Flash (2014)...as a reverse harem anime with Caitlin as the main character.

It devolves into a superhero version of Biko no Pico

A Decepticon Justice Division musical. Don't let Tarn thing this time you idiots. We're gonna treat this like a parody. This can only go well.

All the Autobots decide to join the Decepticon and the show ends with The Bad Guys Win.

Mega Man X re-imagined as a Magical Girl show, where X and Zero are now cute Magical Girls living in a magical world and Vile is now a Dark Magical Girl obsessed with X.

The story is lauded as being surprisingly good and the animation is great- unfortunately, the only export we get is a 4kids dub, and no one bothers to sub the original language version.

An adaptation of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix- from Bellatrix Lestrange's perspective.