Keisha: Hooooo, my gay!
Breadquanda: Hooooo, my gar!
Breadquanda: Hooooo, my gar!
Keisha Fabo (later renamed Keisha's Valley as of episode 3) is a web series created by Kyle M. in 2011 using graphics from The Sims 3. It stars Keisha Fabo, her best friend Breadquanda, her new friend Bonshaquita LaFondria, and of course, some bitch named Deltrese.
The show stereotypes the black subcultures with lines that have reached memetic status, and though a fourth episode was promised, it seems as though the series is on indefinite hiatus. Kyle M. has removed the episodes from his YouTube account, but mirrors have been uploaded.
Keisha Fabo provides examples of:
- Alpha Bitch: Keisha shames Deltrese at any chance she gets, but Deltrese is just as nasty as she is.
- Anime Hair: Nevermind everyone having neon colored hair, Bonshaquita LaFondria has a Bayonetta-esque pointed beehive hairdo.
- Big "OMG!": Keisha and Breadquanda have an "OMG" exchange in episodes 1 and 2 that's easily one of the most memorable moments for its memetic status.
- Butt-Monkey: Deltrese always gets picked on in every episode.
- Cluster F-Bomb: Almost every single line in this series is interlaced with profanities.
- Fat Best Friend: Breadquanda is Keisha's best friend and Beta Bitch, and is a big girl.
- Friendless Background: Keisha raps, "I got two friends with me / How many you got? None" to Deltrese, hinting that she's never seen Deltrese with friends.
- Four-Temperament Ensemble: There's just enough characters for this to apply.
- Deltrese is the Choleric. She's prone to tirades that somehow last half a minute despite consisting of only one insult, and gets angry enough to do so rather easily.
- Keisha Fabo is the Melancholic. She is the wittiest of the four, and dishes out more snark than the rest of the cast combined. She is also very hard to rile up, not even dignifying Deltrese's remarks with a response.
- Bonshaquita LaFondria is the Phlegmatic. She speaks little, never raises her voice, and while she compliments how Keisha handles Deltrese, does not ever insult anyone herself.
- Breadquanda is the Sanguine. She is, more often than not, the one who plans social outings. She is also rarely seen with something other than a smile on her face, and goes into the most detail about her day.
- The Ghost: Ashawanabufontonquibalafondelarequandralaquishabanishatishabufontrellaniquandrea. Only mentioned twice, in the first episode.
- Girl Posse: Breadquanda and Bonshaquita LaFondria often act as a girl posse to Keisha, as they stand back when she disses Deltrese in her raps.
- Hypocritical Humor: Keisha likes to make fun of Deltrese, but she often does the same things that she makes fun of Deltrese for doing.
- Once an Episode: In every episode, Keisha chews out Deltrese and later dances with Breadquanda (later joined by Bonshaquita LaFondria in episode 3).
- Orphaned Series: While a fourth episode has been teased, the series hasn't been updated since 2011, and its orphaned status is cemented further when Kyle M. removed the videos from YouTube. Allegedly, Kyle M. had no idea Keisha Fabo would become popular and refuses to make more episodes for the series.
- Overly Long Name: Keisha hears gossip about Deltrese and Darrell from someone named "Ashawanabufontonquibalafondelarequandralaquishabanishatishabufontrellaniquandrea."
- Sassy Black Woman: Keisha Fabo and Breadquanda are incredibly sassy.
- Shout-Out: Deltrese once taunted Keisha for her bright-colored hair, asking her how many My Little Pony dolls she used as weaves.
- Deltrese also calls Keisha and Breadquanda "Ratchet and motherfucking Clank" at one point.
- Slut-Shaming: All the girls Really Get Around, but Keisha often makes fun of Deltrese for this.
